Sunday, July 31, 2011

Make your predictions.

Who ya got for Tuesday? Make your predictions in this post. Only predictions will be posted. Cheerleading will be zapped. Here are mine:

Governor: Phil Bryant
Lieutenant Governor: Reeves
Treasurer: Hmmm......... Smith & Yancey in runoff
Ag: Phillips
MDOT (R): Hall
Hinds Sheriff: Mac but at 54%
Madison Sheriff: Houston & Harbour in runoff
Senate #25: Longwitz
Senate #20: Harkins Ross in runoff

Madison County Supervisors? Who knows.

73 comments:

Anonymous said...

Governor: Phil Bryant
Lieutenant Governor:Hewes
Treasurer: Smith & Yancey in runoff
Ag: Phillips
MDOT (R): Hall
Hinds Sheriff: Mac
Madison Sheriff: Houston & Harbour in runoff
Senate #25: Longwitz
Senate #20: Harkins
Rankin County supervisors
1. Morrison
2. Brown
3. Wilcox
4. Johnson
5. Lee

Anonymous said...

Governor: Phil Bryant
Lieutenant Governor: Tate Reeves
Treasurer: Lucien Smith and ______ in runoff
Ag: Max Phillips
MDOT (R): Hall
Hinds Sheriff: McMillin
Senate #20: Ross

Anonymous said...

Gov. Phil Bryant of course

Lt. Gov. Reeves

Hinds Co. GOP voters will figure out the statewide races are over. After reading JJ's Tyrone Lewis tweets Hinds County republicans will opt for self preservation and vote for McMillan in the Dem primary.

McMillan by three points.

Anonymous said...

Governor: Phil Bryant
Lieutenant Governor: Tate Reeves
Treasurer: Smith & Yancey runoff, Smith wins
Ag: Phillips & Hyde-Smith runoff, Phillips wins
MDOT (R): Hall
Hinds Sheriff: Mac
Madison Sheriff: Houston & Harbour in runoff, Houston wins
Senate #25: Barbour
Senate #20: Harkins & Ross runoff, Harkins wins

Anonymous said...

Gov (R): Bryant
Gov (D): Luckett
Lt. Gov: Butterball in a landslide
Treas (R): Fitch & Lucien in runoff
Ag Comm: Hyde hyphen Smith
MDOT Comm (R): Hall in a landslide
Madison SO: Tucker and Harbour runoff
Senate 25: Longwitz in a landslide
Madison Supes:
D1 - The Bagboy
D2 - Dick Hutch (key race overlooked with all the other shenanigans)
D3 - DI in a landslide
D4/D5 - fixed per Elvis
Madison Justice Court Judges:
D1 - runoff Weems hyphen Stacey and Weber
D2 - Chinn
D3 - Weisenberger
D4 - runoff Davis and Wood

Anonymous said...

GOV: Bryant
LT. GOV: Hewes
WINNER: Mississippi

Anonymous said...

Governor: Phil Bryant by a mile
Lieutenant Governor: Tate Reeves by a mile
Treasurer: Smith - but if Yancey gets in a runoff with someone, Yancey will win
Ag: Phillips
MDOT (R): Hall
Hinds Sheriff: Mac
Madison Sheriff: Houston & Harbour in runoff, Harbour wins
Senate #25: Longwitz by a mile
Senate #20: Harkins & Ross runoff, Harkins wins

Anonymous said...

I have my selections, but I'm not worried about the "other guy" winning in most cases. The only races where I see a potential disastrous result are:

HC Sheriff - Mac losing would be the death knell for Jackson and HC at large.
MDOT - Heaven help us if Elvis wins that seat

Anonymous said...

Governor: Phil Bryant
Lieutenant Governor: Tate Reeves
Treasurer: Lucien Smith and Lynn Fitch in runoff
Ag: Max Phillips
MDOT :Hall
Hinds Sheriff: McMillin
Senate #20: Ross
Senate #25: Longwitz

Anonymous said...

Governor: Bryant 48%; Dennis 35% in a runoff, where anything can
happen [you heard it here first];
Lt. Gov.: Reeves 56%
Treasurer: Yancey 36% and
Smith 35% in a runoff;
Agriculture: Max Phillips 55%;
MDOT: Hall 64%;
Senate 25: Longwitz 59%

Bradley Lum said...

Governor: Phil Bryant
Bill Luckett
Lieutenant Governor: Reeves
Treasurer: Smith - Yancey runoff
Ag: Phillips
MDOT (R): Hall
Hinds Sheriff: McMillan
Senate #25: Barbour
Senate #20: Harkins-Ross runoff

Anonymous said...

KF: Man up and give your percentages for each race...at least for the winners/runoff participants

Anonymous said...

There's such a lack of decent candidates this year, I don't even care. YUCK.

No decent person will get in and put up with all the crap that goes with a campaign now.

Anonymous said...

Governor: Runoff
Lieutenant Governor: Tater
Treasurer: Yancey/Smith Runoff
Ag: Max Phillips
MDOT (R): Dick Hall
Hinds Sheriff: Malco Grandview
Madison Sheriff: Jimmy Houston
Senate #25: Will Longwitz
Senate #20: Josh Harkins

Anonymous said...

Kingfish man up? Don't hold your breath.

Windy said...

Gov: Bryant
Lt. Gov: Hewes
Treas: Smith & Yancey runoff
AG commish: Hyde-Smith
MDOT: Hall
Rankin Supes:
Dist 1 Bridges
Dist 2 Brown
Dist 3 Wilcox
Dist 4 Johnson
Dist 5 Bishop
Senate 20 Harkins Ross runoff harkins wins
Senate 25 Longwitz

Anonymous said...

Runoffs

Sheriff: Mac- Lewis. 48-47
Treasurer: Finch - Yancy. 40-34

Anonymous said...

Lindsay- Shirley runoff for Judge in Rankin

Anonymous said...

For those of us in the cheap seats, any thoughts on Lindsay running for Justice Court in Rankin County? Please dear God in heaven, don't let him win.

Anonymous said...

Bryant Dupre
Reeves
Fitch-Yancey
Phillips- Hyde-Smith
Hall

Anonymous said...

Governor: Run-off: Bryant/Dennis!
Lieutenant Governor: Hewes!(close race - we'll be up late Tuesday night for these results)
Treasurer: Run-off: Fitch!/Yancey
Ag: Hyde-Smith!
MDOT (R): Hall! (big time) Good night and good luck Elvis.
Hinds Sheriff: Mac! around 55% (hopefully)
Madison Sheriff: Houston & Harbour! in a runoff
Rankin Sheriff: Bailey!
Senate #25: Longwitz!
Senate #20: Harkins!(possible Ross runoff)

Anonymous said...

Judge Shirley!

Anonymous said...

Guv - Dennis/Bryant run-off
LT - Hewes
Treas - Fitch
Senate - Longwitz & Ross
T. Com - Hall
Hinds Sheriff- S. Irby/Mac

Anonymous said...

Guv - Bryant
LT - Hewes
Treas - Luc. Smith
Senate - ANYONE but Chas. Barbour
T. Com - Anyone but Elvis
Madison Sheriff- Houston, but I wish Andy Griffith was running

Anonymous said...

Gov: Phil Bryant- 65%
Lt Gov: Hewes 51%
Treasurer: Runoff: Smith/ Yancey
Ag: Phillips- 57%
MDOT: Hall- 64%
Hinds Sheriff: Mac- by one point
Madison Sheriff: Runoff: Houston/Sandridge
Senate #25: Longwitz 59%
Senate #20: Runoff: Ross/ Harkins

Anonymous said...

Gov - Feel Bryant and Dennis in runoff
Lt Gov - BIG Tater Reeves
Senate - Ross
Ag - Hide-Smith loses big
Others - who really cares

Anonymous said...

Gov - Bryant 54%
Lt Gov - Reeves 53%
Treas - Smith/Fitch runoff
Ag Comm - Phillips
Rankin Sherriff - Bailey
Mad Sheriff- Houston/Tucker runoff
25 - Barbour
20 - Harkins

Anonymous said...

Gov: Dennis/Bryant runoff
Lt gov: Reeves
Treasurer: Yancey
T com: Hall
Madison co sherrif: prob Houston outright

Anonymous said...

Bryant
Reeves
Fitch
Bailey
Houston/Harbour runoff.....(Belvederesi situation killed. Tucker).
McMillian but it's going be really close.
Barbour (Longwitz doesn't stand a chance)
Harkins/Ross runoff

Caligula

Anonymous said...

Gov Bryant
Lt Gov Reeves
Treas Smith/ Yancey
Ag Phillips
Rankin Sheriff Bailey
Madison Sheriff Houston/Harbour runoff
20 Harkins/ Ross
25 Longwitz

runrat said...

Anyone care about the House races in Madison and Rankin?
They're important to the race for Speaker.

Anonymous said...

Gov: Bryant
Lt. Gov: Reeves only because Hewes waited to long to start challenging Reeves on his policies
Treas: Yancey and Fitch in runoff by slim margin and Yancey wins big in runoff
Ag: Phillips
20: Harkins/Ross
25: Longwitz

Anonymous said...

Races to watch! Steen v. D.I. for Super in Madison County. Both have campaigned hard walking neighborhoods. Equal in money raised and signs put out! Harkins v. Ross senate. Equal effort in neighborhoods walked and signs out. So the question is...who just put fliers on doors and who knocked on doors and talked to people? He who sees the most people wins the race! Prediction?

Anonymous said...

10:18 You are absolutely right.

Martinson wins. The people who don't know her opponent will probably just vote on name ID, and those that have seen him attack her are turned off.

Anonymous said...

Steen eeks out a narrow win

Anonymous said...

Gov Bryant
Lt. Gov Reeves
Ag Phillips
Treasurer Fitch & Smith
MDOT Johnson
Hinds Mac
Senate Ross Harkins

Anonymous said...

Bryant -by a mile
Reeves -By a mile and a half
Phillips - a little closer
Fitch and Smith- to close
Hall -by a interstate mile
Mac - by a couple on inches

bill said...

These are the races I'm voting in or have an interest in. My predictions aren't necessarily how I voted.

Governor - Bryant
Lt.Gov. - Reeves
Treasurer - Yancey and Fitch runoff
Agriculture - Phillips
Sec. of State - Hosemann
Central Dist. Trans. Comm. - Hall
State Senate 25 - Longwitz
State Senate 20 - Harkins
House 58 - Martinson
Madison Co. Sheriff - Houston and Harbour runoff
Madison Co. Dist. 1 - Hennington
Madison Co. Dist. 2 - Hutchinson
Madison Co. Dist. 3 - Smith
Justice Ct. 1 - Weber

Shadowfax said...

Burwell will win but should lose in court. See Burwell article elsewhere on Jambalaya for Department of Wildlife comment re 'who owns water' in this state.

Tim Elvis will lose and be gone, for the moment, thankfully. And, Crosby will lose thereby crampin' Rudy's style.

Martinson needs to be potting Geraniums and get out of the way of progress but won't lose.

Jimmy Houston will lose, as he should, to Tucker.

Hewes will defeat TATEr Head.

Dennis won't get quite close enough to the fellow who was called to the whitehouse by Reagan and has been a career politician ever since.

The fellow with a related degree will be the new Ag-Head.

Anonymous said...

Gov: Phil
Lt gov: Tate
Ag com: Max Phillips
Treasurer; runn off Yancey and Fitch
MDOT: Hall and hopefully Elvis has left the bldg for good!!!
Hinds sheriff: Mac
Madison Sheriff: Houston and tucker run off
Rankin Sheriff: Bailey
Senate #25: Longwitz
Senate #20: Harkins and Ross run off and Harkins will win

Anonymous said...

These are my predictions on the races I am interested in.

Governor: Phil Bryant
Lt. Governor: Billy Hewes
Treasurer: Finch wins in run-off with Yancey
Ag Commish: Phillips
Sec. Of State: Hoseman
Trans Commish: Hall
Senate 25: Longwitz
House 58: Martinson
Madison County Sheriff: Harbour wins in run off with Houston
Madison County District 1: To close to call between Crosby and Hennington
Madison County District 2; Hutchinson
Madison County District 3: Again to close to call between Steen and Smith

Anonymous said...

Governor: Phil Bryant
Lieutenant Governor: Tate Reeves
Treasurer: Lee Yancey
Ag: Max Phillips
MDOT (R): Dick Hall.. Elvis left the building and so should Tim Johnson
Senate #20: Harkins
Rankin Sheriff : Bryan Bailey

Anonymous said...

Gov – Bryant
Lt. Gov – Reeves
Ag – Phillips
Treasurer – Fitch/Smith

Anonymous said...

Gov – Bryant
Lt. Gov – Reeves
Ag – Phillips
Treasurer – Fitch

Anonymous said...

Gov – Dennis
Lt. Gov – Reeves
Ag – Phillips
Treasurer – Smith

Anonymous said...

Gov – Bryant
Lt. Gov – Reeves by a mile
Ag – Phillips
Treasurer – Fitch/Smith

Anonymous said...

Gov – Bryant
Lt. Gov – Reeves
Ag – Phillips/Hyde Smith Phillips wins
Treasurer – Fitch

Anonymous said...

Gov – Bryant
Lt. Gov – Reeves
Ag – Phillips
MDOT - Johnson
Treasurer – Fitch/Smith

Anonymous said...

Governor Bryant
Lt. Gov Reeves
Ag commish Phillips
Treasurer Smith
MDOT Johnson

Anonymous said...

Gov Phil Bryant
Lt. Gov – Tater Reeves
Ag – Max Phillips
Treasurer Lynn Fitch
Senate 20 - Ross

Anonymous said...

I may be going out on a limb, but Broadwater w/ 60%.

Anonymous said...

Gov.- Bryant
Lt.Gov- Tate
Ag- Max Phillips
Treasure- Smith,Fitch/runoff
Senate 20- Ross, Harkins/ runoff
Transportation- Elvis has left the building, Hall

Anonymous said...

Govenor - Dave Dennis
Lt Govenor - Hewes
Ag - Cindy Smith
Treasurer - Fitch
Madison Sheriff - Harbour
Rankin Sheriff - Bailey
Hinds Sheriff - Mac
Transportation - Dick Hall

Anonymous said...

Gov - Bryant 54%
Lt Gov - Reeves 53%
Treas - Smith/Fitch runoff
Ag Comm - Phillips
Rankin Sherriff - Bailey
Mad Sheriff- Houston/Tucker runoff
25 - Barbour
20 - Harkins

Anonymous said...

Harbour for sheriff cause only a sucka would vote for tucka

Anonymous said...

https://www.facebook.com/pages/Becky-Fontaine-for-Circuit-Clerk-of-Rankin-County/123052634439695

Becky Fontaine for Rankin County Circuit Clerk!

Anonymous said...

The big loser tomorrow will be Mayor Mary when Elvis, Steen and Bobby Dallas are all defeated.

Anonymous said...

Governor Phil Bryant
Lt. Gove Tate Reeves
Treasurer Lucien Smith
Ag Commissioner Max Phillips
Senate 20 Knox Ross
Hinds SO McMillin
Madison So Tucker

Anonymous said...

Gov.-Bryant
Lt. Gov.- tate reeves
Madison Sheriff- Harbour
Treasure- Lynn Finch

Anonymous said...

Gov Dennis
LT Gov Reeves
Ag Phillips
Treasurer Yancey

Shadowfax said...

@Anon 12:49; You didn't go 'out on a limb' by pickin' Broadwater, you fell flat into a vat of Wild Turkey 101 proof whiskey.

Anonymous said...

Here are my for my County:

District 1 Supervisor: Smith
Districk 2 Supervisor: Hutchinson
District 3 Supervisor: Crosby
Senate Seat 25: Longwitz
Senate Seat 20: Harkins
Madison County Sheriff: Harbour
Rep District 58: Martinson

I have personally met all the candidates and heard them all speak at MONA's forum. These impressed me the most with what they said and stand for. These were my predictions last Thursday and I am sticking by them.

Anonymous said...

I am very much afraid that Lewis is going to win the HC Sheriff. I appreciate all the sentiment here, but it seems that Lewis is getting momentum.

I hope to God I am wrong. I cannot underscore how greatly I hope I am wrong.

Anonymous said...

Mark Sandridge because "only a sucka would vote for Tucka"

bill said...

4:26, you couldn't have heard them all at the MONA forum because John Bell Crosby didn't attend.

Anonymous said...

Governor dennis
Lt. Gov. Reeves
Treasurer Smith
Ag Commissioner Phillips
SOS Hosemann

Anonymous said...

I think people are really under estimating how many voters will vote for Dave Dennis tomorrow.

Shadowfax (who was called a Turd by a shit head). said...

This post makes absolutely no sense: "The big loser tomorrow will be Mayor Mary when Elvis, Steen and Bobby Dallas are all defeated. August 1, 2011 3:11 PM", as Mary isn't a supporter of any of the three you mention. She hates 'The Pelvis', is buds with the flower-lady and has no admiration for Steen. The only real skin she's got in tomorrow's game is seeing Crosby sent to the stockroom.

Anonymous said...

there you have it - so, STOP CALLING EVERY 15 MIN.!!!! ENOUGH

KaptKangaroo said...

I've waited on this one...

First thing, the All State dropping of their suit is very interesting.

That aside:

Governor: PB maybe; runoff certain; believe that DD has gained a lot of ground with business interests in
this state.

Luckett will pump a ton of money into social issues and poor government spending. Impressed that he referenced a $12MM annual spend on PLUS-UP retirement for legislators....read SLURP!!! Any conservative that allows this is out for themselves and as a citizen if you don't DEMAND! those you want to elect to take a hard look at this and rescind it; you are not paying attention.

Lieutenant Governor: Tate Reeves because, frankly, I've met him and he is very approachable and a normal businessman with the experience to understand the complexities of legislation that is brought to the floor. Maybe Peee-Heeewes has legislative experience; I have not seen it in my personal life. Failure on his part.

Another Aside: whoever was running the PU-Hewes campaign and decided to go negative did him a great disservice.

Treasurer: I like Yancey, but apparently he doesn't want to address SLURP; when asked directly he said "I don't know". Go look at PBS film. I think Lucien is positioned well.

Hinds Sheriff: Mac; whether you like him or not, the guy gets it done.

Madison Sheriff: Most disgusting race ever. All should be appalled by the poor form. Those in the hunt that were quiet will be considered.

Senate #25: I pray that Will wins. He's a good guy. Personable and real.

FINAL NOTE: Tucker's radio is absolutely a turn off to voters. I do hope we see through the fear tactics. If he is elected, I'm going to stay right where I am. Rankin!

KaptKangaroo said...

Oh, if "Elvis" leaves, or has left the room, I do believe that Madison will not notice.

Shadowfax said...

@8:40s 'Final Note'.... you must be talking about Mark Sandridge's commercial re County Line Road. Tucker's commercials reference drugs being the cause of most crimes. Do you dispute that?

KaptKangaroo said...

Ah, Shadow, nothing slips by you.

Yes, I do stand corrected. I meant to say Tucker's ill formed attempt to co-opt the Belvedresi thread on this blog left me with nothing...

And for the record, my post should have named Sandridge. Sandridge was the one I was originally speaking of based on the Radio spot I heard yesterday on SupperTalk.



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