Monday, July 11, 2011

Idiot of the day

Want to cash in on that life insurance policy with a police suicide? Here is an excellent way to do it as this idiot found out on Bourbon Street last weekend.





17 comments:

J. Kev said...

Dumb guy for sure. But it being NOLA, what are the odds that cop's done a contract killing before?

New Orleans is the filthiest, nastiest, scummiest city I've ever been to. World's largest outdoor toilet, with a corrupt police force. Hope I never have to go there again.

Anonymous said...

Tell us what you really think!

Kingfish said...

Ignore the message on the video. If you click play, it does work.

Anonymous said...

If Katrina took out the city completely the world would be a better place for may reasons

Anonymous said...

J-Kev,

Why all the hate?

Go Cubs!

Micah Gober said...

At first, I thought it was shots fired on Farish Street. It's time to call Jason Lee to investigate.

Reed said...

This is just a perception, people! All the other streets in the French Quarter were shooting-free that night. I'm sure there are a couple of rather vocal Jacksonians who would happily enlighten you all on how this is being overblown. So I expect many of you to move to downtown New Orleans and raise your families there. If you don't, the only explanation is that you are a racist who wants New Orleans to fail.

JKev, obviously you have never been to Cleveland or Detroit. Despite that NYT piece a week ago about the rebirth of downtown Detroit, it's still a disgusting excuse for a city. NOLA has its issues and it's certainly not a place I would want to live, but there are a couple of places that are worse.

I was traveling south on Monday and listened to WWL for about an hour, where these shootings were the topic. Several locals called in to express their trepidation, stating they never go into the city (especially the Quarter) after dark.

...but I'm sure that's just a perception.

Anonymous said...

I moved to NOLA from Madison a few months ago. LOVE it down here!

Anonymous said...

I love the food, the music, the shopping, and the sports. I love the aquarium and the zoo and the architecture. I love the art and street performers. I love the St Paddy's parade and the spontaneity.
I suspect those of you who hate NOLA are sticks in the mud and dull as paint drying and your idea of fine cuisine is a chain restaurant. Is there any big city y'all like?

Anonymous said...

NOLA

stilettoGOP said...

All this talk makes me want to go to New Orleans.

W Hotel, anyone?

How can anyone not like NOLA..

KaptKangaroo said...

I'm THERE! Lets plan a trip!

stilettoGOP said...

I'm just saying- the lounge at the Loews Hotel, the Whiskey Blue on Poydras.. If you stay off the quarter and hang downtown there's hardly any outdoor pee to be found!

Anonymous said...

I'll see y'all at Stella's for dinner while J. Kev washes his hands...over and over and over.

KaptKangaroo said...

Agreed. Bourbon is just plain stinky.

Anonymous said...

I haven't been to NOLA since I got sober two years ago. Miss it.

Anonymous said...

There were 7 shootings in one night in Jackson about a month ago, so yeah, overblowing this a little some of yall.

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