Tuesday, July 12, 2011

DWF: New Poll - Hottest Male Candidate

Please vote on the sidebar to the right!

Hottest, best looking, most attractive - however you want to phrase it, who do you think is this election's hottest candidate? Of course I had to throw in our own Wilfred Brimley look-alike for fun.

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Top to bottom, left to right: Chris McDaniel, Todd Wade, Lee Yancey, Will Longwitz, Delbert Hoseman, Stacey Pickering, Phil Bryant, Tony Bahou, Mark Sandridge, Josh Harkins, Billy Hewes, Michael Louviere, Malcolm McMillin, Roger Davis, Elvis

62 comments:

Anonymous said...

Where is the picture of Roger Davis? He's pretty cute.

Anonymous said...

How funny. I vote for Phil. The hair drives the ladies crazy.

Anonymous said...

Todd Wade, not Wood.

Anonymous said...

Where is Tater??

Anonymous said...

I'd like to request you add Billy Hewes -- I saw him play blues harmonica back in the day at The Subway and it was most definitely hot.

Anonymous said...

Mark Sandridge??? Must be a homer inclusion.

Anonymous said...

Tony Bahou has this hands down. Don't see his pic though.

DWF said...

This is open to those you want to add. As for Sandridge, he was suggested to me by someone before I published this. Don't know the man.

Shadowfax said...

D.I. Smith, up in Madison, is a fine lookin' fella too. If you listen to all his BS, It's a wonder he is still walkin' and breathin'. Why, he jumped out of jets six times over Viet Nam just to capture snake dinner for his comrades. And he singlehandedly strangled untold numbers of mercenaries while suffering from a broken arm and foot cramps. His grey hair and stellar background alone make him a shoe-in. Plus he dislikes Tim-Elvis. Go D.I.!

Shadowfax said...

Did someone axe where is Tater? I know I saw a picture of Phil up there somewhere.

Anonymous said...

The choice is clear: Dilbert, Filbert, Gilbert is by far the hottest.

Anonymous said...

Ditto on Billy Hewes. He's short but very cute.

Anonymous said...

Tater would be included if it was a "pudgiest" contest.

Anonymous said...

Where are the black guys?
Dupree be the man!

Anonymous said...

I don't see his picture but, I nominate Michael Louvier... Candidate for Madison Justice Court Judge.. He is HOTT!!! Any client of his would agree... You hear it on the streets all the time. Where is his picture?

Anonymous said...

Leeeeee Yanceeeeey!

Anonymous said...

Louvier? No way.

Anonymous said...

Where are Marsha Weems Stacy and Lynn Fitch?

Anonymous said...

This is the Hottest MALE.

Boarzombie said...

Can't vote on this one. I'm a boar, not a sow. I lack the glands for this poll.

Anonymous said...

Where is Knoxx, I like a balding man

Anonymous said...

Billy Hewes looks like an insipid little man. His features are not appealing at all. His demeanor, along with his receding chin, tiny nose and smirky mouth lead me to think of him as one who cannot be trusted. I see no strength in him at all.
Bad Billy, bad bad Billy...

On the other hand, there are others whose looks aren't exactly appealing but their demeanor makes one believe they would live up to their convictions.

soOverit said...

anon 1144 you sound like a bitter State Treasurer about to get beat by a very distinguished State Senator (I'm sure you see where my loyalty is). Funny Tate wasn't mentioned. Oh well he'd take a beating in a poll like this one anyway :)

I must say though the photo of Lee Yancey doesn't do him justice.

Anonymous said...

Tim Johnson? Please no. The sight of him makes me want to wretch.

Anonymous said...

In all honesty, I think Lee Yancey is very handsome. I've only seen his face on his campaign signs but from the first time I saw one I thought he was good-looking. I found the signs to be more artistic than "creepy" as some have suggested.

Bill Dees said...

Why do so many of these pictures set off my "gaydar"?

Anonymous said...

Holding out for Chris McDaniel & won't settle for less.

Anonymous said...

Sheriff McMillin with his shirt off and sweaty with his beer gut hang out. I want everyone to get a picture of that in your heads. >)

Anonymous said...

How about some tax dudes. Sexy at sixty is the tax assessor of Madisom County.

Anonymous said...

Madison. Sorry. Screen is tiny.

Anonymous said...

Lee Yanceeeeeeee

Anonymous said...

thought you guys were kiddingly calling t johnson 'elvis'. just saw his commercial with footage of his impersonation; OMG! did you see that woman recoil in horror when he hugs/gropes her?? he needs a mental eval

Anonymous said...

McDaniel!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Every citizen of Mississippi should watch this video describing the tyranny of redistricting brought on Madison County citizens by Tim "Elvis" Johnson and his Gang of Four! It is unbelievable that 3 or 4 Supervisors have this kind of uncontrolled power.

Anonymous said...

can we start a hottest female poll?? because Lynn Fitch wins hands down!!

DWF said...

"can we start a hottest female poll?? because Lynn Fitch wins hands down!! "

That would be a Kingfish project!

Anonymous said...

I'm sorry, but "Elvis" is just too disgusting, given all he has/is doing to pad his pockets.

Anonymous said...

Oh dear...I can only guess that some of the "hot" comments are from guys.
Bryant is just creepy looking along with 2 more and set off my flight response.
My gaydar , like Bill Dees', is reacting to 5 but I'm a woman so I'll bet my " gaydar" is more accurate.
My nerd alert is reacting to 2.
And my dumb jock/macho man warning button went off to the rest.
I might would be a friend girl to a couple of these guys but never a girlfriend. I was never desperate!

Anonymous said...

ROCK AND ROLL MAC!!!!

Anonymous said...

VOTE MICHAEL LOUVIER ALL THE WAY! DARN GOOD ATTORNEY TOO!!!!

Anonymous said...

Maybe they are all good dancers.

Kingfish said...

The Fuhrer was a terrific dancer.

stilettoGOP said...

I'm leaning Wade. The thick neck is making me think there may be some decent shoulders under there.

stilettoGOP said...

I'm leaning Wade. The thick neck is making me think there may be some decent shoulders under there.

DWF said...

Stiletto, you should see Wade's football pics from the past.

Anonymous said...

Terry Hawkins

Anonymous said...

Terry Hawkins

stilettoGOP said...

DWF- hmm, interesting.

Well, I'm into shoulders. It's the only reason I hang out with KF. ;-)

tennis72 said...

I vote for Todd Wade!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Having known Wade while he was at Ole Miss, I'm voting for Engelbert.

Anonymous said...

All of these pictures could have the caption: "Don't buy candy from this man."

Reed said...

No offense intended to Billy Hewes, but he sure looks like John Edwards in that picture.

Anonymous said...

love 8:30's comment!

Anonymous said...

And how were these guys selected???
Where are the Africian American Candidates?

Kingfish said...

DWF picked them. Its her poll. don't like it, oh well. Don't vote.

Anonymous said...

"And how were these guys selected???
Where are the Africian American Candidates?"

None of them are hot (like the Sheriff).

DWF said...

I posted prior to the poll and asked for additional "entries". No one suggested any black male candidates, or they'd be included.

Anonymous said...

Stokes would have won in a landslide.

Anonymous said...

Wait there is no Charles Lindsay on the list for hottest candidate, what were you thinking DWF? You know he thinks he is the hottest candidate in town. I think all of Rankin County needed that good laugh. All I can say is ewww.

Anonymous said...

DWF I agree with Anonymous from the other comment page. I think there needs to be a least hottest male candidate poll, Lindsay would definitely win.

Anonymous said...

I think that Terry Hawkins is handsome.

Anonymous said...

How about Jimmie Caudle, Constable Candidate Hinds County? I like a man in uniform!



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