Thursday, July 14, 2011

THANK YOU!!

We hit 2 million page views since June 1, 2010 when Google began keeping such stats this week. Thank you very much for your readership and patronizing the sponsors. Y'all are the best.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

congratulations Kingfish. You should consider it an honor to let me watch my lavish life of cars, condos, and c*nts come to a screeching halt.

sincerely,
The Fraziers

bill said...

Congratulations, Kingfish! I have enjoyed reading your posts, and feel like I know many of the regulars. Please keep up the good work, and I look forward to two million more. Bill Billingsley

Anonymous said...

I'm pretty sure a couple thousand of those page views are from me....I really do need to get back to work.

Keith Plunkett said...

Kingfish, It's been great getting to know you and all the other commenters on this site over the past couple of years. You do a great job. There's a lot of BS from commenters on here to be sure. But, it's good to have a a place to let that happen. That's why the other bloggers are falling behind. Keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

Congratulations! You really do a massive public service. You are what newspapers are supposed to be, but are too underpaid and scared to do these days. You investigate fraud, corruption, financial mismanagement, straight up idiocy (jackassery, as you call it) and you aren't afraid. I respect that and I'm sure many of your readers do too. Please don't change.

KaptKangaroo said...

Nice Job. Set your sites on 5MM.

Burke said...

Megadittos, my man. Stay hungry.

Yrs,
EB

Anonymous said...

1:36, You got me rolling ha ha

Anonymous said...

Congrats Kingfish on this milestone. Also, here's a good story: thanks to you I have a new Peavey guitar. I needed to make a very rare visit to a liquor store recently, so I chose one that is a sponsor of your blog, to reward them for being a sponsor of your great blog. A week later they called and told me I had won a new Peavey electric guitar in their store giveaway. How cool! It pays in more ways than one to read Jackson Jambalaya.

Kingfish said...

Wish I had known. We could have publicized it on this site. ;-)

Anonymous said...

Wahoo! Go Kingfish!

Anonymous said...

Kingfish - your presentation of the shit that goes on the circus that we know as Jack-u-stan is top notch. I also enjoy your opinion that you share. More Jackassery.

shane h

Anonymous said...

Congratulations. You are the only reliable source of information about the thievery and jackassery in several local governments and agencies. I don't know why the local "news"paper doesn't share your interests....

Boarzombie said...

Congrats! Keep up the good work!

Anonymous said...

Congrats and keep up the great work. I appreciate your providing an open forum with free discussion, unlike madam deLadd's joke of a site.

Anonymous said...

Thanks to you for all your hard work. Appreciate the work, the investigation, the follow up, and the humor.

and on a side note, Kudos to the clarion ledger for outsourcing even more Mississippi jobs to TN (pardon me sliding that in, just found out about it today).

Anonymous said...

good work

Anonymous said...

Thank you for all of your excellent and hard work. Love this site!

Rebekah said...

Thanks for reporting the TRUTH!!! And Shane and I are glad to have you as a friend...
AND thanks to JJ, now when people meet me they say "Oh yeah...I know you through Jackson Jambalaya..." ha
Good job K!!!

Queenfish said...

Congratulations! JJ is a must visit every day!

Anonymous said...

You and Drudge are an addiction.

Anonymous said...

4:56 I posted that Tennessee want ad a few weeks ago. Got it from a friend of mine hanging on (barely) at Gannett in another state, changing cities to keep his job.

MB said...

Congratulations! I rarely post but always read your blog.

Anonymous said...

Damn you even got a complement from the Frazier's! Congratulations KF keep up the good work and stay at it big grip.

Anonymous said...

9:26....Try 20 times a day.

Anonymous said...

Good job KF!

Anonymous said...

Next to sex, anger is the best seller. Keep that anger stirred!

Anonymous said...

I only wish the jackassery was a little more independently dispensed.

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