Tuesday, December 17, 2024

Live From Jacktown

 Who says drag racing is dead? 

32 comments:

Anonymous said...

That thang hooked up and boogyed down the road

1962guy said...

Helluva launch in the right lane. He came off that line HARD !! Does anyone have a schedule on when the next race will be held? Is there a cover charge?

Anonymous said...

Bigtime sleeper right there. Love it.

Anonymous said...

What dumb ass volunteered to be the starter? Did they draw straws?

Anonymous said...

Nice custom tag. RIP SOB. LOL

Anonymous said...

10:12, You are correct. The city should just set up drag times and charge money for car entry. Need a wrecker and ambulance standing by, you know just in case.

Anonymous said...

Apparently RIPSQB isn't worried about being identified.

Anonymous said...

Looks like a 78 Monte Carlo?

Anonymous said...

So JPD or CPD has his tag number, you think they'll pick him up or ticket him ?

Anonymous said...

Please shoot in landscape and not portrait.. Mostly sky.. :(

Anonymous said...

It's sure generous of their employers to give them the day off.

Anonymous said...

Where the best place to watch at?

At the starting line when you know they probably don't have blow proof bellhousings?

Or at the big end where somethang else can go wrong?

Anonymous said...

From the marks on the pavement, it appears this may not have been this location’s first drag race.

Anonymous said...

I notice that’s on Summit Drive off Medgar Evers. That may have been the finals, but they apparently hold a lot of time trials on County Line Road and Old Canton.

Anonymous said...

Just a good old boys
Never meanin' no harm
Beats all you never saw
Been in trouble with the law since the day they was born

Anonymous said...

Last time I drove down Medgar Evers I had to keep switching lanes to avoid the massive potholes.

Anonymous said...

May need to call in the National Guard to surround the area, in order to catch and release!

Anonymous said...

Why isn't Chief Joseph Wade onsite talking these people to death?

Anonymous said...

Where they buy they tires at?

Anonymous said...

Can't the city find a safe place for them to do this? It looks cool as crap, just not on a public road.

Anonymous said...

Ought to get the Highway Patrol in on this! I had 4 pass me today, blatantly speeding. One on Star Road about 1430, passed me in a curve on double yellow line. I was going 50mph, posted speed limit, he was easily going 60-70mph. He had no regard for the Law, or public safety. There is still right and wrong, this is wrong.

Anonymous said...

PS- no lights or sirens on, on any of the four.

Anonymous said...

Damn, what's these boys gonna do once da'mayor starts up his ridiculous $30 million reconstruction project on that drag strip? Gonna ruin the fun while lining the pockets of his favorite consultants and contractors.

Anonymous said...

Right by the Medgar Evers National Monument. What a great impression tourists must have. Precinct Commander and COP ought to explain the year old burn out pad layers of rubber there at Summit Drive and M E Blvd.

Or, just wait until an elderly black grandma is T Boned there is more like it.

Anonymous said...

Tourists? On Medgar Evers? Ha LOL good one

Anonymous said...

are there food trucks?

Anonymous said...

These young, able bodied men seem to have plenty of free time on their hands.

Anonymous said...

I'm convinced they teach reckless driving and install bad attitudes towards the public at their pretend boot camp instead of actual investigative or verbal de-escalation skills.

Anonymous said...

i surely do hope there aren't any side bets on the racing.

That would not be legal!

Moolie said...

It's all fun and games until someone puts an eye out.

Anonymous said...

Dozen crotch rockets raced past me last week on I-55 at Lakeland, apparently using the I-55/I-20/I--220 loop as their local Tallegeda. Early afternoon, broad daylight. Not the first time I've seen that.

Anonymous said...

I’ve had the muscle cars & motor cycles zip in and out of traffic on I55 at 80 mph plus with JPD in slow lane make no effort to pursue!


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