Monday, December 2, 2024

Idiot of the Day: Junior Edition

Why does it always happen at the Walmart?

35 comments:

Anonymous said...

Look at all the Walmart employees just standing there watching this kid do all that damage.

Anonymous said...

My mother, God rest her soul, passed away in 1992. she would still be beating my a55 for pulling a stunt like this.

Anonymous said...

The world needs more grannies with switches.

Anonymous said...

OMG ... (the humanity) .

This lil' angel was destroying the little Debbie Gingerbread men !

Anonymous said...

Pathetically sad commentary on today’s lack of parenting and resulting behavior by youth. I can only imagine if I had done something like this when I was this child’s age. I would not be able to sit down on my rear end for a year. This is after I picked up everything and scrubbed the floor by hand.

1962guy said...

Great video for discussion. But, what can another shopper really do? If you restrain the kid, here comes the pissed off mama with a butcher knife screaming "don't you touch my baby". I'm sorry to say it but, I would have to let WalMart deal with this as much as I prefer to tear that kids ass up with a belt.

Anonymous said...

My friends kid did that in a dollar store once upon a time. My friend told his kid "ok here's the deal. You're going to pick up all the stuff you knocked off the shelves put it all back where it was THEN you get the choice of where I whip your butt.....I can either do it here inside the store in front of all these people or I'll do it outside in the parking lot. It's your choice but it's going to happen." The kid opted to put the stuff back on the shelves and take his whipping in the parking lot. Never happened again.

Anonymous said...

Duct tape.

Anonymous said...

"What we've got here Is Failure to Communicate."

She is asking for a conversation with Ole Hickory. She wants it.

Anonymous said...

Reason #241 for why we can't have nice things.

anonymous said...

Sorry everyone but I think you're wrong. Beating her isn't going to alter her behavior. Look at her face, there's no emotion. Anger, fear, happiness, nothing. It looks more like she's trying to get attention.
Walmart would have to restrain her (Breaking the bottles is a public danger and some type of force is justifiable) call the police and have them take her to the children's hospital first and sort out the behavioral pathology.
Where are her parents or caregivers???

Anonymous said...

I think the proper response is a call to the police, who then call child protective services.

FWIW, if my parents abandoned me in a Walmart I'd probably break stuff too.

Anonymous said...

Most likely the parents need a really really good butt whippin too.

Anonymous said...

This video would make a great condom commercial

Anonymous said...

This is why you should always use birth control

Anonymous said...

Of all the things that our society has outlawed, the one we need the most is the restraint chair.

Imagine that child in a 'foster' situation.

Anonymous said...

Did that woman at the end say to that man to leave the girl alone after that girl was breaking glass bottles? Was the last photo the man carrying the girl out over his shoulder?

Anonymous said...

Telling the child that the police are going to come get her is teaching her that THEY are the bad guys. Everyone here trying to get her to calm down is afraid of HER. This is not new behavior and no telling what her home looks like.

Anonymous said...

Sorry Fryar Tuck, but this child's "pathology" is not medical - it's characterological - meaning behavioral. There has been ZERO parenting involved. She will end up in prison one day - after the healthcare industrial complex milks her Medicaid/Ambetter for all she's worth trying to "help" her - knowing it's a behavioral issue.

Your relativism is what brought our nation to the brink of collapse when you're talking about "justification of force". Why do all the innocent, sober, law-abiding, and tax-paying citizens have to suffer such behavior while ONE child destroys a store? You're reasoning is that of the Left, and a mental illness in and of itself.

Anonymous said...

Posting a video of an autistic child having an episode and calling her “Idiot of the Day” - classy

Anonymous said...

Ask Daniel Penny in NYC what happens to you if you try to help.

Anonymous said...

This is the sort of people amongst whom I want to live and shop. Where is this store, what city?

Anonymous said...

@6:27. blame the camera, not the child??

Anonymous said...

It is so sad that we have so many worthless parents that have ruined a generation of children. Its child abuse and they should be locked up.
I am also impressed at the number of mental health professionals offering free medical diagnosis for this little angel.
Most people have to take a kid to a doctor multiple times, but we have several MD's here who from a mere video clip can damn near prescribe the meds needed to fix her.

Anonymous said...

@6:27

I must have missed where he posted the psychological evaluation indicating this kid has autism? In fact, the remark you made should really irritate most parents of children with that ACTUAL diagnosis because many spend fortunes worth of both time and money to insure their children NEVER act like this in public.

armchair quarterbacking as to what this child has or doesent have is pure conjecture and you should stuff that back up your ass where you pulled it out of

Anonymous said...

"You don't know what she's been through" woman at the end. Heck with that. This is what she's doing now. And the girl is not a toddler. This is pure public nuisance, disorderly conduct, and hazardous when she starts throwing glass bottles. My mom would have bare-bottom beat my @55 back in the day.

Anonymous said...

I suspect there is a metal problem with this child. Maybe autism or something. If that's the case I feel for her. She should not be brought into places like this if you know this will occur. If this is simply behavior her mother should be charged for all the products that are damaged and child services need to intervein. The only issue with that is child services are usually useless.

Anonymous said...

@9:22 AM "Metal problem?" Heavy metal music? That makes sense. Maybe she listens to Staind.

Anonymous said...

Did we even see a momma? Lordy, that child need a seat readjustment!

Anonymous said...

Is the woman with glasses pushing the cart behind her, responsible for her? She's clearly smiling at her antics at first, and then trying to control her with the help of another bystander at the deli counter. The guardians need to do some explaining as well as pay for damaged merchandise and clean-up. And, that little shit should be banned from the store.

Anonymous said...

This is an example of why I feel the childcare potential of duct tape is underutilized

Anonymous said...

Need to park her butt in a juvenile detention center for 90 days, with bars and cold hard beds with a cellmate that will whip her a$$ for any backtalk and guards that shove maggot infested oatmeal through the bars and then wash the cell down with a firehose when she makes a mess. At the end of her detention if she is not better, then they send her to state pen for 25 years. OK I actually don't know how to handle her. maybe she is a lost cause.

Unknown said...

I liked Wal Mart better when, at any given time, you could walk in and see some parent or grandparent just publicly whipping the tar out of some misbehaving kid. I always thought that should have been done in private. But, after seeing this video, I have more appreciation for the "good ole days."

Anonymous said...

Funny. Seems like those who are taken aback by the ones saying "spare the rod, spoil the child" are claiming this child is autistic with zero evidence to that effect. Why can't she just be a little s**t? But now, after rewatching it, I do think that something isn't altogether "right" with her (can I still say "her"?), I don't believe the child is 100% all there mentally. She doesn't seem to be having a tantrum, almost absent-mindedly throwing things. That said, why not restrain her and stop her? Do we just let the mentally unstable (if she is) run amok in public without doing anything? That's a scary prospect.

Anonymous said...

This is a job for the cops and the juvenile authorities. Then trespass the child and the parent(s).


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