Sunday, December 15, 2024

Funny of the Day

 Chris Rock appeared on Saturday Night Live last night and was his old equal-opportunity offending self. 


17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Disgusting. Sometimes smartasses get shot too.

Anonymous said...

Democrats like Rock get away with condoning violence benefiting their agenda while condemning it with fake shock, awe and outrage when it doesn’t. We need to teach parents to teach children that being good at making one laugh doesn’t make a good moral person (sometimes the opposite).

The United Healthcare CEO murder was 100% wrong, and should be condemned by all. But, since politicians love using the divide and conquer tactic of making issues like this one a team sport, we do not need to get sucked into defending United Healthcare. Murder is wrong. Denying claims that should have been paid is wrong.

The greed in this country is off the charts. Insurance people and frivolous lawsuit attorneys are getting rich at the expense premium payers not getting the healthcare they paid insurance premiums to cover. Every dollar making some opportunist s__t eater rich is one that can’t be spent on healthcare for those having paid premiums with their hard earned $$$.

Anonymous said...

Snowflakes and cancel culture are ruining this country. Too many people are too easily offended.

Anonymous said...

Chris Rock, saying the things on national television that you, Anonymous Commenter, are censored for posting on Jackson Jambalaya.

Anonymous said...

@8:15 How many loved ones have you watched die at home because a company like United Healthcare or BCBS refused to pay for care and sent them home with aspirin and band-aids? I am not saying I condone terrorist violence against greedy CEOs. I am just not crying for them! But you go ahead and condemn the millionaires and billionaires. Maybe they might let you take a bullet for them or sonething.

Anonymous said...

It’s comedy; y’all go back to FOXNEWS.

Anonymous said...

Geez, comedians were irreverent back when Americans didn't hate each or demean each other because of their political party affiliation. We have let politics cause us to lose our common sense...like knowing if someone works as a comedian, he is making fun of the world around us in hopes of amusing us and lifting our spirits, so we don't take ourselves so damn seriously!

Anonymous said...

When did lawyers get mentioned? I can assure you suing a health insurer is not easy….they are largely protected by ERISA and it takes an act of god to get them to comply and even if ordered to cover something….no fees to the winner. Go ask a lawyer.

Anonymous said...

It sounded a lot like a laugh track. Rarely did anyone in the band move or laugh. I didn’t think he was particularly funny.

Anonymous said...

Watch or don’t. Laugh or don’t. Be as offended as you wish.

One thing seems clear, Obamacare didn’t work, if we have gone from healthcare for all to kill the insurance executives!

Anonymous said...

Irrelevant dickhead. Will Smith didn't bitch slap him hard enough.

Anonymous said...

I really miss Norm MacDonald.

Theca Jones of the Roguish Gent Podcast said...

"Chris Rock, saying the things on national television that you, Anonymous Commenter, are censored for posting on Jackson Jambalaya."

Lol another white man that is a victim of cancel culture.

Anonymous said...

My take on the murder of the CEO….dont condone murder but if you make your millions off of the blood of others no matter the industry, you should probably watch you back. Of your profit motive has destroyed the lives of thousand upon thousand if not millions over the years, firstly, you should pray for forgiveness and secondly, be prepared to answer to Him at the hands of one of those you destroyed. Either have security or quit being a leach to your fellow man.

Anonymous said...

Redd Fox got away with a lot more than this and was way funnier. If you weren’t here in the 70’s & 80’s well you’re SOL.

Anonymous said...

The United Health CEO did more for healthcare by dying than by leading it. As soon as his death was announced, blue cross decided that they would scrap their new policy to limit anesthesia during surgery. The CEOs of these insurers make more money in one way, by denying more claims. His death likely saved countless lives.

We clearly need new laws. If an insurer denies a legitimate claim, they should be charged with assault and theft.

Anonymous said...

SNL has still got it despite what all the sour puss’s say.


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