Wednesday, October 11, 2023

Pineapple Alert!

 Check out what Chane is selling at the Bean Parlor in Gluckstadt. 



19 comments:

Anonymous said...

When is there going to be a version for CAROLINE? Since '99, I've been hearing, from an array of sources, that Lake Caroline has a very "developed" swinging scene - involving some very choice bodies (gym-toned professionals...).

Anonymous said...

This is a sick world...

Anonymous said...

Surprised Gluckstadt allows this. Guessing the owner doesn’t live in the city and doesn’t have the same values. They won’t be getting my $

Anonymous said...

Lived in reunion for 6 years and never once received a swingers party invite. My ex-wife did unfortunately.

Anonymous said...

Gluckites are such a strange people with a strange culture.

Anonymous said...

It's all restricted to heterosexuals. Kingfish's jealousy is showing.

Anonymous said...

Never believed or liked all that stupid pineapple crap about Reunion. Now somebody here is trying to do it to Lake Caroline "from an array of sources" no doubt. Y'all start it. Chane just prints it.

Anonymous said...

Is up this a MAD magazine zinger? “Support Hookers by joining your rug weaving club” joke? Swingers? Other side shows people on a swing?

Anonymous said...

It’s amazing how many people have no sense of humor now….

Anonymous said...

That is too funny.

Anonymous said...

What time does Chane open tomorrow?

Anonymous said...

Bean Parlor has best coffee in Madison area. Really good.

Anonymous said...

The guy who started the pineapple rumor stands at his kitchen window, hand occupied, watching neighborhood babes walking and jogging. Oh..His wife is a lawyer and is at work.

Anonymous said...

Saw a good looking toned mom with a pineapple in her cart at Costco...

rut ro.

Anonymous said...

"Never believed or liked all that stupid pineapple crap about Reunion. Now somebody here is trying to do it to Lake Caroline "from an array of sources" no doubt. Y'all start it. Chane just prints it." October 11, 2023 at 7:10 PM

If one actually lives in the Jackson Metro, and if one is even-moderately-attractive, then one will have been approached (probably on multiple occasions) to become involved in Swinging. If you're a big Bible-thumper, or ostensibly straight-laced you'll still have gotten approached.

There are trailerpark swinger groups, and a Yacht Club swinger group. There's a breathtaking Federal-style villa on Old Agency Road, whose Natatorium was clearly designed for voyeuristic swing parties. And the history of "The Castle" in Raymond, is so wild as to be implausible - except it's actually true.

If you look-up Kingfish's coverage of the Ashley Madison Affair, you'll notice comments naming Caroline as being well-represented.

My PERSONAL, in-person Lake Caroline experience, was when I went out to a property owned by a physician and his girlfriend - also a physician, in the same specialty. He was spectacular. She was ugly. But in Swinging, women seem to be just props. Supposedly, I was asked out there, to begin a business relationship. So, Doc Hottie and I were out in the garage, when another pudgy bodybuilder drove by, stopped, and approached. The guy was excited, and making a fool of himself - cryptically (he thought) speaking of some swing party where the Doc had figured prominently. Doc Hottie seemed to have made a big impression.

And so it goes... You can take the bait, or you can do as I did, and ignore the hints. But really, it's nice to know that there's SOMETHING to do, around Jackson, other than sitting in church, waddling through WalMart, sitting and watching some lame old band perform, sitting in a restaurant (listening to lame old music), or sitting and watching other people play ball.

PittPanther said...

If you haven't been approached, now you know you're ugly.

Sorry for the reality check.

Clay Edwards said...

Reunion country club literally profits off the pineapple / swinger legend too, I was there hanging out a few weeks ago and "swung" by the pro-shop to see if they had anything the peaked my interest and boom there was a pineapple print polo with the reunion logo on the sleeve. Suffice to say I now own the polo

Anonymous said...

@4:40 on 10-11-23.
U are missing out! Their coffee is very good and their Bacon, Egg and Cheese
biscuits are the best I’ve ever had!! FWIW, I had one today.
Their service is on the slow side but it’s worth the wait.

Anonymous said...

There are aggressive females in Central MS, I thought they were just looking to sate their own libido whilst prospecting for gold. Know them by the overly rounded implants exploding against skimpy restraints, sculpted lower anatomy lessons swaying figure eights and their metal detectors jutting out their tote bag purses.


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