Tuesday, October 10, 2023

Brandon Man Arrested for Kidnapping & Domestic Violence

 The Brandon Police Department issued the following statement. 

On October 10, 2023, at approximately 6:25 p.m., the Brandon Police Department responded to a domestic disturbance complaint in the Cornerstone subdivision.  Joseph Martin Kennedy II of 273 Cornerstone Drive attempted to hold his wife hostage and then barricaded himself in his residence.  Ms. Kennedy escaped and reported to BPD that he was heavily armed.  The suspect was taken into custody without incident and is being charged with domestic violence and kidnapping. 



19 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good! Hopefully they go in and take this nutjob’s arsenal! With only two hands, no sane person needs more than two guns. And it should be a serious red flag to own more than 5 boxes of bullets an 2 clips. Guns aren’t a “culture” loser, you are just mentally ill!

Anonymous said...

Only someone with zero gun knowledge would refer to magazines as "clips."

Snowflake 2:26 AM said...

"Bullets"

"Clips"

Bwa, ha, ha.

Anonymous said...

Troubling. Cornerstone used to be such a nice area...

Anonymous said...

@2:26am - Not a very good troll. I’ll give you props for using “clips” though. That usually always gets them going.

Anonymous said...

Let's Go Brandon (PD).

Anonymous said...

Usually always?

Anonymous said...

Unless you’ve got money and she’s about to get half of it AND your house AND the kids AND support for them, ain’t no female worth holding hostage. Good luck talking her out of leaving, but you can try. Once they take it to their heads to leave, you can’t negotiate out of it. Because she’s got feelings, you know.

Anonymous said...

Witch-hunt! When are they going to leave us alone for exercising our Second Amendment rights?

Anonymous said...

My gun uses a clip, hero. And, it does my talking, too. -Garand Guy

Anonymous said...

I think he now understands that his guns aren’t an extension of his penis and he should’ve spent more time at the gym and more time paying attention to her needs than shopping for guns and ammo.

Keep this in mind gun nuts. Your gun isn’t going to be there to help you when you have a stroke. That woman who loves you will. Treat her better and stop obsessing over being a right wing nazi psycho gun nut.

Anonymous said...

Now I get to pay to lock this guy up. Couldn't they just send the Good Squad out to make a point he doesn't forget so we don't have to pay for the 3 hots and a cot?

"bullets and clips" said...



Psychiatric review for those scared of inanimate objects:
what were you doing up at )2:26 am?
Most honest and secure folks are asleep at that time.

Anonymous said...

@10:57
That’s some odd projection.
IMO 2:26 seemed more concerned about the nut not the gun

BTW I legally own a semi auto H&K MP9 SBR and saw no need for a gun collection because this is literally the perfect all around weapon.

Anonymous said...

A lot of rage on here. A lot of envy, too.

Anonymous said...

Imagine taking it personally when someone criticizes a gun-hoarding nut-job who took his wife hostage. Man that really deserves some intense psychoanalysis!

Anonymous said...

@1:22 that's this crowd, in a nut(job)shell.

Anonymous said...

He's going to have his gun collection up for sale in a month to pay for all the billable hours of his attorney.

Save up your money and get a great deal on guns & clips!

Anonymous said...

Curio & Relic Gun nut here.
I like my magazines fixed and my clips to go PING when they are ejected!

For everything else I say clipazine!


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