Monday, October 2, 2023

Flopped Out

 Let the water bottles fly.  

20 comments:

Anonymous said...

If any team has an offense or defense team member flop on the ground and fake an injury to stop the clock, that victory should be vacated (if they won the game), the player suspended for the rest of the game, and the coach sent to the locker room . Here’s looking at you ole missy and LSU

Kingfish said...

Or you have to sit out a whole quarter.

When Coonies Goes Low, Rebs Go High said...

LSU fans are the nastiest!

In the 4th quarter, when ahead by 8 points, the LSU fans in the stands were chanting, "Go suck that tiny di**, Bitc*!" Well, to all of you classless trashy, low-moral LSU' fans who chanted that very nasty chant...have a wonderful week!

Us Rebs will! πŸ€£πŸ¦ˆπŸ”΄πŸ”΅πŸ”΄πŸ”΅πŸ˜‚

PS...betting KF won't allow this to be posted!

Anonymous said...

LSU never scored on the TD awarded by the officials in the NE endzone...that boy never had control of the ball.Replay clearly showed that. The officials in Birmingham clearly wanted the Tigers to come out on top.

Hey LSU...Karma, Baby...Karma!!!

Anonymous said...

I'm not an Ole Miss fan by any stretch of the imagination, but Lane going for 2 after that go ahead TD was a big middle finger to Brian Kelly, LSU fans, and the officials who tried to give the game to LSU.

Anonymous said...

@9:35

Don't have a horse in the race... but, Ole Miss looked pretty "trashy" throwing all their "trash" on the field after a bad call. It's almost like the pot calling the kettle Tennessee.

Anonymous said...

Going for 2 is the right call there. You make the margin 6, so the other team has to make the PAT to win.

YesYouWereAtTheGame said...

Oh yeah 10:01...you have a horse in this race and he's clearly purple and he was LAME on Saturday nighty at the Vaught! Deal with it!!!

Anonymous said...

I will never understand the American obsession with BBC.

Anonymous said...

Ever noticed how majority of LSU and Bama fans never actually went to the school. The saddest part is that graduates of the other Louisiana schools all claim LSU as their football team.

Anonymous said...

@841
Don’t forget auburn and Tennessee

Anonymous said...

11:25 It's called POPULARITY. Something you get when you win a lot. It's understandable that you did not know. But glad you noticed. Hotty-Toddy?

Anonymous said...

Hey 11:25 - you should head up to Tennessee. It’s easy to forget that they even have alumni up there. Orange T’s are what they wear on days they don’t have clean Ford or Browning gear.

Anonymous said...

11:25 there's a whole lot of HYDR's being chanted from people that never attended Ole Miss as well.

Anonymous said...

10:01 here...

Not a LSU fan either... In fact, not a SEC fan at all... but keep on talking.

Anonymous said...

@9:35...I'm pretty sure it's "tiger" and not "tiny" that they chant.

Anonymous said...

Boo boo. What is really ridiculous is that LSU stormed their field a year ago when they beat Ole Miss. Now that’s embarrassing.

Anonymous said...

Some Cajuns had last laugh fining Ole Miss 100 grand for running on the field.

Anonymous said...

Well, one thing we can say for damn sure is the neither team have a defense.

So, yeah.

Anonymous said...

" I will never understand the American obsession with BBC. "

Words to respond ... escape me.


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