Wednesday, October 18, 2023

Coming Soon

 Now this movie looks like it was made just for the big screen. 

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

Zzzzzzzzz.

Rae Bann said...

1) Why do some people think it's cool to wear sun glasses inside buildings?

2) Or sun glasses at night?

3) Or sun glasses backwards and upside down on top of a camo cap. While pretending to be a farmer. Driving that $72,000 pickup daddy bought for you last December?

Anonymous said...

Michael Mann is one of the best out there (he gave Tom Cruise his best role in Collateral) and this could be an Oscar contender.
Adam Driver, a Marine who served his country, will finally be placed in the top tier of actors as Enzo Ferrari.

Anonymous said...

@9:41pm Sigh. Another 40-something or under. If it has dialogue, human drama and relationships, then it's too slow for them due to their TikTok brains (that's a real thing).

Michael Mann in time is the next Scorsese. Look at his body of work and tell me he's not in that class. This looks fantastic. Thanks for the heads-up King.

Anonymous said...

I just looked at Michael Mann’s “Early Life” section on Wikipedia. No thanks. Hard pass.

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness for the writers' strike. May it last forever.

Anonymous said...

Adam Driver gets better with each performance. Not bad for a Marine.

Anonymous said...

6:50 what’s the deal ? Do you dislike Jews? We could set up a GoFund Me and buy you a one way ticket to Gaza

Anonymous said...

Looks good. The Guy from Saturday night live as the accountant that I didn't see. I love that kind of out of the box casting

Anonymous said...

@8:57
It’s not a matter of “like” or “dislike” but instead a matter of principles.

Anonymous said...

4:27 am To answer your question:
Some of us have prescription sunglasses. We may have forgotten to grab our clear lens glasses and because we wear glasses all the time, having on glasses doesn't register to us in the same way as to person who doesn't have to wear glasses most or all the time.
Then, for some blue-eyed people, especially as they get older, their eyes become even more sensitive to bright lights. One thing an observant person might notice about them, is that their eyes are a lighter shade of blue as they age.

No doubt that some young people wear sunglasses thinking they are "cool".And,I'm horrified when someone who doesn't know me well, stops to talk with me when I'm out shopping and suddenly it dawns on me that I still have on my glasses. They may be one of those who assume the worst and can't wait to criticize anyone and everyone.
Now, instead of " whipping my glasses off", I have to explain my eyes would be tearing too much to read the prices of anything in the store or even to see clearly to whom I am speaking.
Maybe young people just haven't learned that so many people just have to find ways to feel good about themselves by assuming the worst in others. Nor do they understand how much trouble such people cause in a society.




Anonymous said...

How does anyone get excited about media? Everything has been disappointing for at least a decade!

Anonymous said...

All Actors should be computer generated. Everything around them in the movie already is anyway!
I wonder if the part where Carol Shelby- With Ford Motor Comapany Help- Kicks his Ass???


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