Tuesday, October 24, 2023

Catch & Release! Squawk! Catch & Release!

John Allen Greer, Jr. is unfortunately a star pupil of the Hinds County catch & release program as he has managed to (allegedly) rape, pillage, and plunder his way through Jackson without penalty.  

John Greer, Jr. first popped up in the news in 2017.  The Clarion-Ledger's Jerry Mitchell reported on June 2, 2017: 

John Greer Jr., who has taken photographs of area schoolchildren, has been charged with the statutory rape of a mentally challenged girl.

Greer, who is in the Copiah County Jail on $125,000 bond, is charged with statutory rape, burglary and simple assault in a domestic violence case, authorities said Friday. Friends say Greer is also known as "DJ Slim Kutti."

He is accused of breaking inside a home Tuesday and having sex with the 15-year-old girl there.

A relative of the girl said a rape test has been done. “The doctors confirmed vaginal tearing,” she said.

The disposition of the case is not known. 


 Fast forward to 2020 when a Hinds County grand jury indicted Greer for rape and kidnapping.  The indictment states: 

being a male human being above the age of eighteen (18) years, whose date of birth is April 14, 1984, did, on and about the 17th day of February, 2020, in the county aforesaid and within the jurisdiction of this Court, willfully, unlawfully and feloniously engage in forcible sexual intercourse with L.C., a seventeen year old female child, whose date of birth is June 26, 2002, without her consent, while both she and the said John Greer, were in his truck in a wooded area located in Jackson, Mississippi, all occurring with the jurisdiction of this court, in violation of Mississippi Code Annotated Section 97-3-65(4)(a)(l972, as amended); and,

(Greer did) forcible seize and confine L.C., a seventeen year old female child whose date of birth is June 26, 2002, against her will, by forcibly confining her in his truck and driving her around the City of Jackson, Mississippi, by threatening her with a gun,

The case is assigned to Hinds County Circuit Judge Winston Kidd.  He set the defendant's bond at $50,000.  The case is scheduled to go to trial in November.  

Well, guess what Greer did (allegedly) again? 


The Jackson Municipal Court set his bond at $1 million  and issued a no-contact order.  


 

7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Best way to maintain the No Contact order is change his bond to NO Fucking Bond. No idea what 10% of that is.

Anonymous said...

The headline made me think it might be just another typically pathetic decision by a judge, but those girls are scarred for life because of this incompetence.

Anonymous said...

Whew! Thank God for the no-contact order!

Anonymous said...

I can hear mother on WLBT News now. "He A good boy. He might rob you and steal your car but he never would do anyone any harm.?

Anonymous said...

Hack that fucking animal's junk off. Bet we'd see some different statistics on rape-related crime then.

Anonymous said...

4:12 be nice the Judges see a different person before them cause it’s not their loved ones that is getting violated!

Anonymous said...

Its sad how numb we are to this type of stuff, and how little hope we have for Hinds county.

So few comments because, what can you say.

It will happen on repeat, and the voters don't want our help with appointed judges. Good luck.


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