Monday, October 4, 2021

Lame Train Derailed

The folks at SEC Shorts went to the principal's office in their latest video.

SEC Shorts was kind enough to provide a bonus video.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lame Kitten is suck a prick. OM ain't a bad team, but they've got a long way to go before they are ready to take over the world. How about starting with finding a defense.

Anonymous said...

Too many dumb decisions by Kiffin. More of the same this week and Rebels will be 3-2 and unranked.

Anonymous said...

lighten up. ole miss will beat arkansas.

yes, alabama is that good. the rebels didn’t really stand a chance once it was announced that mingo wasn’t going to play

and i agreed with going for it on 4th down. aren’t going to beat alabama without taking chances, and catching them on a bad day

Anonymous said...

"Lame Kitten is suck a prick" and "Too many dumb decisions by Kiffin."

Kiffin is the perfect coach to represent the Ole Miss fan base. Hotty Toddy.

Anonymous said...

Alabama is a tough match. What Saban and crew are doing will go down in history books. That said, Kiffin is a clown and the Rebel faithful eat it up. He deserves to be humiliated by his pregame interview where he tried to be Billy Badass and toss his headset and stare into the camera as he ran off. If that is not the epitome of the Oxfordites I don't know what it. Let another team do it and they will tar and feather that fanbase. Let one of their own do it and get skulldrug until Alabama put the 5th string and they talk about his being "gutsy". Going for it on 4th down as many times as he did is anything but gutsy. His zeal for trying to beat his former mentor caused a mental lapse in his coaching. #WOAM

Anonymous said...

That arrogant act of throwing down his headset after cutting the pre game interview short did it for me.I can only assume he realized the upcoming whipping he was about to get. Why would any decent field goal kicker even think about Ole Miss?

Anonymous said...

This Mississippi State fan will point out that the refs got involved early on in the game and derailed Ole Miss from the jump. Sure, they more than likely would have lost but ...........

Anonymous said...

Going for it on 4th down at mid-field is one thing, but not deep in your own territory. Especially when your Heisman contender-led offense isn't living up to the hype.

Anonymous said...

So many bitter experts in the internet.

Anonymous said...

So go drink your haterade & eat your popcorn....Haters going to hate. Hotty Toddy

Anonymous said...

Lane stating "get your popcorn" and throwing the headset was awesome. How many times did he practice that in front of the mirror at the hotel on Saturday morning? I'm saying at least 20 times.

Anonymous said...

Joey Freshwater strikes again.

Anonymous said...

I'll bet Bear Bryant, Tom Landry, Bum Phillips, and countless class-act coaches never threw their headsets.

Anonymous said...

Bjork’s wrestling belt, Freeze’s preachy tweets, Kiffin’s popcorn….the material writes itself.

Anonymous said...

In my humble opinion, Ole Miss is only a simple mascot change away from being a contender. I would recommend taking the opossum or maybe the Racoons. Either one of those being led into the stadium on a string would be the trick that would likely push them over the top.

Hotty Totty, Jees Almighty, who the hell are we? Flim Flam, Bim Bamm, Angry Possums by Damn!

Anonymous said...

OK, all you mutts--let's see who's talking big after the Egg Bowl.

Anonymous said...

LF knew what he was doing when he pulled that little stunt on national TV. Everything that he is now saying is just a CYA move.

The Ole Miss faithful should know that he is always looking for a better job. Just ask Tennessee.


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