Jackson Jambalaya

You just can't stop a landslide until it hits bottom.

Was this about the shooting over a car repair price dispute last night ?
Or was this a separate incident ?

God be with all families.

(And NO . . . I'm not making light of either).

But I really can't keep up with the details of the daily Jackson murders anymore.

Would Idlewild be under NYPD and not JPD?

Dayum. That's right about midnight. Either the 'witching hour' or the 'succumbing hour'.

I think it's "Idlewild." It runs off Bailey next to Wells Methodist.

How long before the TV stations begin to post a tote board for shootings? They seem to have a lot of experience in posting COVID totals...

If this were an issue of poverty then what aren't the trailer parks in Pearl and Richland full of corpses?

At least we haven't had a decapitation since 2017. Sometimes you have to look for the positives. I wish that case had been prosecuted to the fullest extent but it seemed to drop out of sight quickly.

It seems that a lawless spirit has swept over the land.

The prior Jackson murder record has "succumbed."

That's 109, though the Mayor's News Agency (Ch16/Megan West) stated only 108, not counting the one investigated by Hinds Sheriff.

I've lost track. Is that 110 or 111?

"Khrushchev's due at Idlewild"

Its actually, 111. 108-Bailey Ave., 109-body found on Ridgewood, 110- car repair dispute on Meadowlane, 111-Idlewild.

111, but who's counting - obviously not Mayor Flapjaw.

Kennef's Solution: Send $500,000 to the sheriff, and when that doesn't fix things, blame the....sheriff.

The parents on here who constantly say their recent graduate children are leaving Mississippi for jobs need to tell those kids to consider opportunities in the mortuary field.

It's not uncommon for embalmers to travel among all the minority funeral homes. Funeral directors and limo drivers are always on call. Funeralizin' is big bidness. Talk to your kids!

Look to the legislature to establish this training in the high-school Career Centers too. Think outside the box (no pun intended).

Last week I asked if 150 is unrealistic for Jacktown, but now I'm beginning to think it's very possible. Again, I'm not making light of the lose of life.

An out-of-towner asked me how business is going in Jacktown.

My response: business is dead.

Projection @ rate is now 137.

Legalize weed and watch the murder rate drop.

So the Jackson POless had a press conference so all the criminals would know they are fixin to have a major crackdown on crime. To aid the criminals in planning they also announced the date the raids will end. Hello??? How many Jackson voters recognize this as a reason you have to vote your mayor out? No matter what else he has done, you can’t improve crime like this. And until you improve crime you can’t improve anything.

I was told the other day that even Academy is out of all pistola ammo. Can't buy a pistol or ammo if you own one. That being the case, how come the murder rate doesn't drop?

'Homicide on Idlewide'...If only the producers of Perry Mason had thought of that segment title.

What Loubumble needs is Lieutenant Trag!