Saturday, October 31, 2020

He Lived More Than Twice

 Sean Connery passed away.  Somewhere, Blofeld’s shade is finally satisfied.  

22 comments:

Anonymous said...

I always considered Sir Connery to be one of the best male actors of the last half century.

Anonymous said...

God bless him. Loved watching his movies. RIP Sean.

Anonymous said...

I was shaken (not stirred) when I saw that.

Anonymous said...

"Shaken, not stirred."

Anonymous said...

Hands Down, He was the best 007 of the lot.😢
You kinda knew this would be said on this blog.
I just wanted to be the 1st.

Anonymous said...

as a kid, my first movies idol. I made my Mom find me suits, etc. just like 007's

Anonymous said...

R.I.P. Bond...James Bond.

Green Acres said...

Connerly inspired me when I was a kid to want to become a secret agent. I played secret agent more than I played Barbie dolls, LOL. RIP, Sean.

Anonymous said...

No, Mr. Bond, I didn't expect you to die!

Anonymous said...

I’m skeptical. We’ve seen Bond fake his death many times before. He’s probably chilling on an island with two blondes and his famous martini.

Anonymous said...

"Pussy galore"....I must be dreaming!!!!

Anonymous said...

Truly one of the great actors of our time. Of course he launched the unparalleled Bond series, but he was also fantastic in Finding Forrester and Entrapment among many others.

Anonymous said...

One of the best lines everhere

A true screen icon

Anonymous said...

He was a real man's man. However, 1969's On Her Majesty's Secret Service was the best film in the series, which he turned down.

Anonymous said...

Godspeed Captain Ramius.

Captain Ramius:
“Re-verify our range to target... one ping only.”
Capt. Vasili Borodin:
“Captain, I - I - I just...”
Captain Ramius:
“Give me a ping, Vasili. One ping only, please”

Anonymous said...

" when I was a kid to want to become a secret agent. I played secret agent more than I played Barbie dolls, LOL. RIP, Sean ".

Same here.

My sisters had the Barbie dolls and I had the GI Joe action figures.

Until we hit puberty, all of us reenacted the underwater fight from "Thunderball"
(anytime) we were all in a swimming pool together.

The biggest fights we had was "who was going to be 007"

None of us wanted to be "006" or "008".

RIP Sir Connery.

Anonymous said...

Other great movies he was in, and where he was something special....

The Name of the Rose
Outlander
Robin and Marian

Anonymous said...

As 007 said when he fried an assailant by tossing him an electric fan while the guy was in a tub of water...”Shocking...!Simply shocking!

Anonymous said...

The 007 mystique continued with spin-offs like James Coburn (Derek Flint), Dean Martin (Matt Helm), Robert Vaughn (The Man from U.N.C.L.E), Max Baer (Jethro Bodine as double-naught spy), Don Adams (Get Smart), and others. The whole 007 genre was a true phenomenon.

Anonymous said...

A great actor. He easily was the best Bond ever.

Anonymous said...

Now revealed his wife said he'd suffered from dementia for a year.

They could not reinvent Bond any more than they could replace Barney Fife or improve upon mom's banana puddin'. Some things you just don't do.

Anonymous said...

Sean Connery was the best Bond. Roger Moore for runner up.
Besides Bond, am partial to Connery in Outland and Zardoz, despite the loin cloth.
RIP Mr. Connery.


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