Thursday, October 15, 2020

Blue Christmas in Madison

 2020, the gift that keeps giving.  The Richardson family announced on Facebook there will be no Christmas light show this year: 

THE RICHARDSON LIGHT SHOW WILL BE CLOSED FOR THE 2020 SEASON.🎄🚨
 
Due to major road construction going on in our vicinity, we will not present The Richardson Light Show in 2020. We will miss seeing you this year, but hope to be back in 2021, pending construction status at that time. It is our sincere wish that you and your family have a blessed and joyful Christmas Season, and remember, “Jesus is the Reason for the Season.”

If you've never actually seen it because it is almost impossible to see the whole display in the one to two minutes while you are sitting in front of the house, here is a video from last year. 


16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Smart move. Things are going to be really bad soon.

Anonymous said...

That will make some of their neighbors happy. My family and I will miss it.

Anonymous said...

and there was great rejoicing, except from entergy, who will miss the demand.

Anonymous said...

And the liberal democrat war on anything Christian can claim another victory. May God have mercy on this heathen land.

Anonymous said...

Thank goodness! The traffic in the neighborhood is ridiculous.

Thanks China!

Anonymous said...

Sad because after election day many of us will be having lots of Blue Christmas. I'm sorry it will be known as Blue Holiday.

Three Wise Men said...

We were in hopes there would be at least ONE positive outcome of the Hoy boondoggle. Thank you Jesus.

Walmart's Plastic Toyland said...

"...and there was great rejoicing, except from entergy, who will miss the demand."

The cops who sat there for six hours making overtime will hate to hear this. And Southern Living magazine will kick Madison to the curb. What time do Mayor Truly plug in the lights up to Canton?

Kingfish said...

Well, let's be honest, There is no rhyme or reason to the display. It's as if someone went to Walmart and every other store that sold Christmas decorations and threw them out there. They could have a better display with only half of the decorations. Whispering Pines and the adjacent subdivision was a nice example of how to do it right. Unfortunately, people don't decorate their homes as much as they used to.

Anonymous said...

" Whispering Pines and the adjacent subdivision was a nice example of how to do it right."

AMEN !

The Whispering Pines Christmas decorations were the best neighborhood displays within the City of Jackson.

The adjacent subdivision was spectacular as well.

Being from Northeast Jackson, we had some great Christmas displays as well . . the Alvis family's Christmas Village was one of the best up there !

But it was still so fun to drive down Raymond Road.

And driving into the Whispering Pines neighborhood was "magical' as some say now. The girls had their wine (in the back seat) and the guys were taking bourbon shots in the front seat.

No one got a DUI, and we all had fun.

It make's me sad those days are gone forever.

Anonymous said...

"Things are going to be really bad soon." What things? Are you referring to the end of mankind either biblically or through Faucism? Inquiring minds want to know.

Anonymous said...

Dang, Kingfish . . .

It's not even November, and I'm ready for your eggnog recipe.

Anonymous said...

Just today I noticed Christmas decorations are already up on the light poles in Canton and the frost ain't even on the punkin yet.

Anonymous said...

This is the time of year cities start putting up the Christmas Decorations. Hope they didn't trigger you. Saw eggnog in Kroger the other day. And eggnog ice cream. I'm ready for some Nog.

Anonymous said...

Will be a Merry Christmas for all the neighbors!

Louis LeFleur said...

(Excuse me, Miss, but do you have any...)
Blue Christmas lights for my Christmas tree?
I want some blue Christmas lights just as blue as me
The one I love has set me free, but I still got her memory
Give me blue Christmas lights for my Christmas tree


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