Friday, December 6, 2019

Time to Get Drunk!

It's that time of year and you know what it means: It's time for my award-winning egg nog recipe:

Ingredients: 1 cup bourbon 1 cup brandy 1 cup Tia Maria*
12 eggs, quart cream, quart half & half, 1/2 lb powdered sugar
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Directions: Separate eggs and combine booze and yolks and whisk in 1/2 lb of powdered sugar.
Store in fridge for 24 hrs. Keep the whites chilled also. (This is the key step.)

24 hrs later, whip cream in large bowl until thick, then add half & half and the yoke/booze mix.

Add the egg whites and whip till frothy.

Chill for a while before serving.

Get blowed up or bring to your next pancake social.

*Briarwood Package Store HAS THREE CASES OF TIA MARIA!!!   Other dessert liqueurs such as Frangelico or Nocello can be used but Tia Maria is the best.

Posted by Kingfish at 3:54 PM

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

It would be great, KF, if you could provide some vegan options for your eggnog recipe. Also, why does your recipe not include any collagen proteins or CBD additives?

December 6, 2019 at 4:21 PM
Kingfish said...

Nope. This website is all about me, not you nor the readers.

December 6, 2019 at 4:35 PM
Anonymous said...

I am so happy to see this......I know Christmas season has officially begun!

December 6, 2019 at 4:48 PM
Red Nosed Reindeer said...

I look forward to this every year.

Thanks KF !

BTW, this is one of the best egg nog recipes I've tried.

December 6, 2019 at 4:50 PM
Anonymous said...

Kingfish. How well does your eggnog combine with high grade cocaine?

December 6, 2019 at 5:02 PM
Anonymous said...

vegan eggs? someone is delusional.....

December 6, 2019 at 5:18 PM
Dr. Marcu Welby said...

I do not believe this will lower your cholesterol or improve your A1C; however, after a couple of glasses, you will not care.

December 6, 2019 at 5:41 PM
Big-D said...

5:18 i agree, if the stupid first commenter had a brain he would realise at one time he was an egg.

December 6, 2019 at 6:47 PM
Milk Plus said...

@5:02
You should know that everything is better with cocaine. Be it, Sex, Guns, Cars, Booze, or even Beethoven!

December 6, 2019 at 9:23 PM
Anonymous said...

Hey Milky....you know what really goes well with cocaine....more cocaine!

December 6, 2019 at 10:49 PM
Anonymous said...

I hope everyone stays safe and off the Interstate. If there is another homicide on the interstate tonight, then Jackson may have a highway serial killer.
I know it won't be me because I'm too drunk to drive so I'm going to pass out now.

December 6, 2019 at 11:05 PM
Milk Plus said...

@10:49
As the say down in Bogotá...

Let it snow!

December 6, 2019 at 11:15 PM
Anonymous said...

About how many servings does this recipe make?

December 7, 2019 at 7:24 PM
Anonymous said...

@7:24 . One.... if you do it right.

December 7, 2019 at 9:39 PM
A very red nosed reindeer said...

This weekend, I cut the recipe in half and made a 2019 test batch.

Delicious !

The girlfriend and I had a blast decorating the Christmas tree last night.
It looked great !

However, this morning it didn't look as pretty.

So . . . redoing the Christmas today while drinking only beer and watching the Saints.

The tree already looks better.






December 8, 2019 at 1:44 PM
Change the Flag and Fill the Potholes said...

Since someone asked:

Vegan Eggnog

Add the cashews, dates, cinnamon, and nutmeg into
The NutraMilk. Press "butter," and set to 4 minutes.
Once the cashews have formed a paste, add the coconut milk, water and vanilla. Set to "mix" for 3 minutes.
Dispense. Heat to serve. Add rum or brandy.

December 10, 2019 at 11:50 AM
Anonymous said...

You NAILEDIT !!!

December 21, 2019 at 7:10 PM

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