Saturday, May 25, 2019

Caught!

The Barbecue Bandits are in custody.    WLBT posted their mugs online:



WLBT reported more information on the arrest of  Robert Sydney Torrence and Sylvia Miller Cook.  Should they get jail or Stewpot?

23 comments:

Anonymous said...

LAWD ! ! ! Talk about Mud Fence ugly ! LAWD LAWD LAWD ! ! ! ! Hit every branch on their way out of the ugly tree !

Anonymous said...

rankin county is infested with these types of junkies, methheads and heroin addicts.

Anonymous said...

4:02, I have heard that a lot. I’m arguing with my wife about moving to Rankin due to that. She hears it’s Heaven. I strongly disagree. I’m certainly not moving to Madison County. If you ever read the Corps of Engineers report on subsoil conditions then you would think second about moving there. I’m gonna take my chances and stay where I’m at. Damn drug addicts have totally infested Rankin.

Johnny Weir said...

Sad on all levels!

Anonymous said...

Jail or Stewpot? Can someone explain the disdain for Stewpot?

Anonymous said...

“I have heard that a lot. I’m arguing with my wife about moving to Rankin due to that. She hears it’s Heaven. I strongly disagree. I’m certainly not moving to Madison County. If you ever read the Corps of Engineers report on subsoil conditions then you would think second about moving there.”

lol. wut???

Anonymous said...

Can you sat meth?

Anonymous said...

heroin addicts, methheads, and meth cookers are destroying rankin county. i reside in the reservoir area. 4 homes have burned down in this area in the last 3 years , all because of meth cookers. the stinking addicts are as big a troublemakers as anything you will find in the jackson hood. rankin supposedly has this big reputation for law and order but when it comes to the addicts its a farce. law enforcement will never do anything about them cause the cant make any money at that game. they would rather sit out on i-20 and try to grab cash and cars from drug mules.

Anonymous said...

anytime there is a residential fire on the rankin co side of the reservoir , it was caused by a meth lab until proven otherwise .

Anonymous said...



"heroin addicts, methheads, and meth cookers are destroying rankin county. i reside in the reservoir area. 4 homes have burned down in this area in the last 3 years , all because of meth cookers. the stinking addicts are as big a troublemakers as anything you will find in the jackson hood. rankin supposedly has this big reputation for law and order but when it comes to the addicts its a farce. law enforcement will never do anything about them cause the cant make any money at that game. they would rather sit out on i-20 and try to grab cash and cars from drug mules."
May 25, 2019 at 10:32 PM


The 'Gold Coast' never really went away. It just shape-shifted.

Can anyone provide bios for these two? I'm curious about how they became... THAT.

Anonymous said...

4:23 - Keep on reading 'Corps of Engineers Reports' on Madison County soils. These are the same Engineers responsible for the ongoing of four months flooding in the Delta.

"Ima stay whur I'm at." Well, there ya go.

Anonymous said...

Uh guys, if you’d read the article you’d see that the bad guys are habituating the environs of Jackson. Local meth labs are also mostly non-existent around here. The difficulty of obtaining pre cursors and the fact that Mexican made meth is both cheap and high grade has stopped most of the local meth monkeys from cooking.

Anonymous said...

4:23, your comment about soils makes no sense and is just false.

Anonymous said...

My heart goes out to these poor beings - particularly the woman. Can you imagine the horrors she has faced and had to live with. Don't know who, what, where, how they got into this state of life, but does it really matter now? They need help. (am NOT a bleeding heart!!!)

Anonymous said...

I believe this is Cliff Torrence’s (Pearl High School Class if 1984) brother. He’s a thug too.

Gambler53 said...

Why would anyone take a check from either of these two?

Anonymous said...

Syd has been a bad egg since Jr. High at least, his uncle was the Sheriff back then so he got away with a lot and frankly I am surprised he's still alive.

His brother Cliff has been covered here on this very blog as well, Cliff is definitely the smarter of the two. I always liked Cliff, Syd, not so much.

https://kingfish1935.blogspot.com/2016/01/judge-throws-tragic-change-up-at.html

Anonymous said...

9:06 - What in the world leads you to reach those conclusions? People (male and female) who knowingly make poor choices are not victims. You know absolutely nothing about these people, their circumstances or their history, yet you assume she has faced and lived with 'horrors'.

Your attitude, as I perceive it, reeks of the entitlement pushers, the sanctuary groups, the handout clubs, the 30% of our society who actually believes we are not responsible for our own behaviors and our choices have no consequences.

And, YES....You ARE a 'bleeding heart'.

Anonymous said...

I’ve lived in Madison for over 20 years. whats wring with the soil? That’s a very broad generalization.

Anonymous said...

I assume that he/she is referring to the soil/flooding issues outside of city limits. A lot of houses in those subdivisions were thrown up in haste without the need of runoff approval.

Anonymous said...

The Corps of Engineers actually had a solution for "the ongoing of four months of flooding in the Delta" called Yazoo Backwater Pump Project. The Environmental Protection Agency vetoed the project. Other opponents to the project said that the claims of flood damages to communities that would benefit from the pumps were exaggerated. Maybe now they will be able to better quantify those damages. https://www.clarionledger.com/story/news/politics/2017/12/25/controversial-decades-old-yazoo-pump-project-included-cochran-led-appropriation-bill/930719001/

Anonymous said...

"So I made her the queen of my double wide trailer
With the polyester curtains and the redwood deck...she's the queeeeeeen"

Anonymous said...

Oh lort, who let Aunt Methany out da house?



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