Jackson Jambalaya

No doubt, this would be better produced in the land of milk and honey (Madison County). Perfect cast of snobby people available throughout (especially in the City of Mayor Mary).

Doubt it’ll be contained to 39211. Men, if there any still out there, keep that pimp hand strong. Say no to that ho and save your dignity.

Reunion was made for reality tv. Think of the opportunities. I know a group of young lawyers, some with very important parents and some with high profile jobs, who switch partners all the time in Reunion. TV gold.

I have no doubt this is real, it is very profitable to do this type of TV.

This will be absolutely perfect for the metro. All of the "elites" will be exposed as the same ignorant trash but with a more profitable hustle. It will probably be a hit. Because it takes place in Mississippi they should segregate it into two shows based on the racial aspect.

People around the world will laugh so hard at these hayseeds in their gauche McMansions pretending to be high class.

@6:46

Concrete pineapples too!

There are trust fund babies who live in Reunion and have never worked a day in their life. its the gym, lunch at the club, then golf. Everyday. got to be some rich content in there.

Good grief! You "have not's" are a nasty bunch....concrete pineapples? trust fund babies? really?

Personally, I'd go the Rankin county route:

1) Cast everyone in the Mistletoe "He f---s me everryydayyyyyy video"
2) Hit show

The wannabe elitists will flock to show off their over-mortgaged over-built homes, vehicles (who has the most stickers on the back windows of the SUVs), children's private schools, college football season events, and sorority/fraternity stories, and be careful not to be seen shopping at Wal-Mart and dining at Chick-fil-a. This will be epic.

Apparently this disaster will ensue at Oak Alley Plantation in Vacherie, LA.

PSA - Gmail address??? This is a total scam. Wealthy people give them a bunch of personal information then it is sold on the dark web. Better yet, they give them access to their homes - and their friends' homes...

The idiot who repetitively posts about concrete pineapples needs to know they are well-seasoned copper, not concrete. But, we all know the poster is the one with the concrete Colonel Rebs on either side of his green-egg. And he lives in Gluckstadt. And he grills meat from the green-meat end of the Kroger cooler.

Where are the Fraziers when you need them?

And 8:11am, the hate is for the trust fund baby types mentioned above, not those that worked hard for what they have and can do or came from money and continue to work hard and grow their blessings on their own. I know several of each type, but the schedule that the above poster described above is real for some and doesn't solicit respect or admiration, as well it shouldn't.

@April 3, 2019 at 7:42 AM

Yeah, and there aren't any trust fund babies at CCJ, River Hills, in Eastover (proper) or in Woodland Hills. The pineapple jokes are as old as 'Whole Foods will save us." You probably wish you could be donking someone else's wife. Those who make these jokes sound like jealous harpies. And I don't live in Reunion.

Obviously a scam, but still: there's some potential here.

Are you telling me you wouldn't watch an Arrested Development-style show featuring a bunch of faux rich NE Jackson/Madison social climbers? And maybe one normal, Jason Bateman type person as a stand-in for the audience?

Will there be an episode when the private school moms take their honor students to get diagnosed with learning disorders before taking the ACT

Easy on those “trust fund babies”- they just might be your God-emperor one day!

There will be a run on "Salt Life," "Ole Miss," and "Yeti cooler" stickers. Get them while they last.

@ 1:34 NOW THAT'S RICH!

Concrete pineapples are on the same level as barnwood decor. The only thing worse than actual barnwood is particle board with a fake barnwood veneer.

Oh man, the tired ol' Reunion spill-makes me think of Bernie Sanders and his flock. A reality show potentially about Jackson and all of a sudden "poof" it's about Reunion. Gee, wonder where that stems from?? I'm sure there are broke people all over Reunion just like the rest of the state and nation living paycheck to paycheck. However, I can tell that my very unpresumptuous neighbors choose to live there for the family friendly atmosphere that's there just as we do. That's reality. I don't hold a "high profile" job nor do most of my neighbors. And nope, I'm not broke. I paid cash for my house in my 40's by get this: living below my means, spending less than I earn and saving money! Like it or not, there's a lot of other people over there the same way. Get a job, save some money, and perhaps you could live there one day too and possibly get over that reason that makes people like you jump to "Reunion" when talking about a reality show in Jackson.

@3:40 PM
spiel (spēl)
Yiddish
n.
A lengthy or extravagant speech or argument usually intended to persuade.
v.
To talk or say (something) at length or extravagantly.

@ 5:40 Wow, what a vocabulary you have. Impressive! I would go and on and on with this yiddish, but I've got to clean my pineapple.

Proposed name for reality show in Reunion - "Just a' Swanging"

I think they should also offer the same format but substitute members of the Mississippi Legislaturem while in session.

You would have it all, off the rail drunks, lots of unscrupulous behavior, corruption and enough oat sowing to qualify for a farm loan. Might even pay extra on the hulu for it.

Episode One: “ As The Pineapple Turns”
Episode Two: “River Hills 39211”
Episode Three: “The Bold and the Beautiful of Eastover”

Here’s a bit of healthy advice for all who are in the Anti-Pineapple caucus; stay away from Columbia, South Carolina. Their ubiquitous pineapples have been around since before the War.

@ 2:35 PM

And 30-A stickers