Sunday, July 24, 2016

Why we can't have nice things

The Pearl Police Department posted this statement and accompanying photos on Facebook:


Last night on July 22, 2016 the soccer fields at Center City were vandalized with someone driving their vehicle over 4 different fields. The following pictures are what kids and coaches arrived to this morning to attempt to practice soccer. If you have any Information or a description of the vehicle that might have been involved in this senseless, immature, and costly act, please contact Pearl Police at 601-939-7000 so that we might identify, locate, and hold those accountable for this. Thank you in advance for any help you can provide.




21 comments:

Anonymous said...

#turflivesmatter

Daves not here said...

looking on google earth you can marks in the fields from a year ago ?????

Anonymous said...

Probably one of those 6" lifted 4x4 pickup trucks driven by.............

Anonymous said...

I suggest they shift operations to east Belhaven. The old bitty don't care for big ol' trucks, especially if they roll stop signs.

Anonymous said...

Is it racist to assume this was a white teen? And if it was not, maybe a white adult from Rankin under the age of 50?

Anonymous said...

Ware were duh Po Po on Patrol?

Noble Dudy said...

What will the Kush-Dwelling Rankin-Haters say when somebody runs donuts in the Jackson State field? Oh, wait....

Chris Hansen said...

I guess the Pearl Police were too busy sitting on I20 trying to bust people. Makes me sick how they sit a try to tag people driving on the interstate, going to work, to pay taxes. Snagging people to pad coffers is not the purpose of the police. Nice job PPD.

Anonymous said...

Well, it is sad for the kids that play soccer and will maybe cause twisted ankles even after attempted repair. I HATE those trucks. There is no regulation on their headlights and they blind you. Even their dim lights are level with automobile drivers. I don't understand where so very many teens get the money to afford these trucks. Notice, I didn't mention the noise, but that is irritating too.

Anonymous said...

I don't understand where so very many teens get the money to afford these trucks.

From Mom and Dad.....must not deny the snowflakes.

Anonymous said...

@9:08 Pearl PD has been relentless lately and their court fees are stupidly high. I wonder if they've got a tax shortage or something, because a small ticket turns really expensive once the court costs are added in. They have a traffic enforcement patrolman that rides around and pulls people over for no seatbelt. That being said, most of the guys on I20 aren't looking for speeders or traffic violations, but interstate drug trafficking. And they do a fine job of it at that.

Anonymous said...

@10:14 They have to make up for the $950,000 shortfall from the baseball stadium. Someone has to pay for the Braves until they pick up and leave.

Anonymous said...

My money is on some patriotic American who is tired of our yutes being duped into playing a third world school-yard game. There is a reason it is all the rage in places with dirt floors. It's all part of the Democrat's plan to drag us into mediocrity. Make America Great Again!

On a steel horse I ride said...

Hey mayun! Let's git in the F250 an' go muddin! Then we kin f**k up them thar soccer fields with my big ol' tars. Hooo-weee! Tha'll be fun. Make shore ya brang the Olmilwalkey and I'll put my Bon Jovi on the CD. Let's go, mayun!

PEARL PI-RITS RULE! HAIL STATE! WE RANG TREW!!

Anonymous said...

@2:05

Swap any of the shitty current country music singers for Bon Jovi and add a "Row Tide Row" to the end and you pretty much nailed it.

Anonymous said...

Buncha thugs. Where are the parents?! And why don't these hoods have jobs so they can stay out of trouble? Why won't the community stand up against vandalism?!!

Anonymous said...

@ 2:05, you must not pay attention to all of the rednecks that wear Ole Miss 'Rebels' attire. You don't have to look much further than the suburbs of O'Town such as Batesville, Sardis, Enid, and Grenada, just to name a few.

If I remember correctly, an esteemed Ag Commissioner's son did the same to the city hall from which he resides, and I believe he is an Ole Miss fan as well.

Anonymous said...

WLBT news at 5 just stated that 15 yutes with pickup trucks have been enlisted to repair the damage starting tomorrow. I just might go watch.

Every Single Play coNts said...

Officer, I can identify the vehicle involved here. White, late model Ford pickup. Yeti Coolers sticker on the bumper, Calvin peeing on a Chevy symbol on the right side of the back window, with a blue 30A sticker beside it. In the middle, a big Salt Life decal. And a frame around the Mississippi State license plate that says, "RE-GARDLESS!"

Also, big mud tires that were worn from a lot of road driving and a pristine bed liner with a tail gate that has probably been lowered twice.

Hope that helps!

Anonymous said...

Pearl is.....as Pearl does...

Anonymous said...

To the person who mentioned the police watching on I20 research what a Fusion Center is, then research where one is located in Mississippi. Maybe you can put 2 and 2 together like the Rankin SO has.

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