Wednesday, July 13, 2016

It sucks to be him.

This video is better than the smell of napalm in the morning.    Warning: GRAPHIC VIOLENCE!!!



31 comments:

Anonymous said...

When morons take on snipers, morons lose.

Anonymous said...

Give me America any day.

Anonymous said...

It's nothing to lose your head over.

Anonymous said...

Feel good video of the day. Thanks Kingfish.

Anonymous said...

Prayer vigil for this man in Fondren at 11:00.

Anonymous said...

Too bad that I can't watch it. Our web filter at work classified this video as "Tasteless".

Anonymous said...

He shoulda had a V8.

Anonymous said...

See what happens when you sleep during the class on "Fighting from a covered and concealed position".

Anonymous said...

The only way this video could've been better is if it had ended with that entire rooftop catching a hellfire missile from a drone overhead.

Anonymous said...

Effective counter strategy: just start spraying bullets in the air.

Anonymous said...

He chose poorly.............

Anonymous said...

You know what the last thing was that went through his head? A bullet.

Anonymous said...

The guy deserves a posthumous Darwin Award.

Anonymous said...

I'd say that was a confirmed kill. Pissed his pants before he hit the ground.

Anonymous said...

Man, I could watch this all day. There is nothing better than watching Muslims get clipped. It's also why I couldn't give a tinker's damn when all the different factions of Muslims in Syria butcher each other. Humanity wins when Muslims die.

Anonymous said...

Dude! you can even see his body twitch like 30 seconds after his head asplodes. This is better than porn.

Anonymous said...

not really graphic...

Anonymous said...

This is so much better than cat videos.

Anonymous said...

Just take a little off the top.....

Anonymous said...

Only wish they'd gotten him through the throat. So he'd have a few seconds to know he's dying and realize his life has been wasted.

Smash cutting to black is way too good for those animals.

Anonymous said...

This should be a weekly feature.

Anonymous said...

That was just beautiful!!! Clean headshot, left eye,,,, Yea baby! Now he gets to hang out with Osama and the boy lovers!

Anonymous said...

Ditto 8:45.

Anonymous said...

Disappointed that you would post this. I'm a vet of two combat zones and one is Iraq. The video doesn't indicate where this is, or which side this guy is on. There are some who ARE on our side and I worked with some of them. Kurds, for instance. Some Syrians for other operators. This isn't funny. And when I saw people on both sides killed it wasn't funny then. Do us a favor and let us know ahead of time that you're going to roll video of someone being brutally killed and, not that it matters, but you have no clue which side they're on. Kids watch this site. This obvious based on the previous comments.

Anonymous said...

Hellfire missiles are good. I for one am a fan of the a-10 warthog. Big ugly jet with a 30mm Gatling gun that shoots depleted uranium ammo at 70 rounds per second. Supersonic rounds, so you never hear them coming. You see the carnage before you hear the signature brrrrr of the guns. Arabs call it the silent death. God bless America!

Anonymous said...

Death is all they understand. And we'll keep getting more scenes like in France and Orlando until we make them drink death from a fire hose.

Anonymous said...

"Do us a favor and let us know ahead of time that you're going to roll video of someone being brutally killed and, not that it matters, but you have no clue which side they're on. Kids watch this site."

umm, I thank you for your service to our country no doubt! BUT...there IS a bright RED warning you should have seen in the headline of this post...

Anonymous said...

supersonic rounds, you would hear - subsonic rounds you would not hear.

Anonymous said...

9:38, both supersonic and subsonic produce sound. When you're the target of a subsonic projectile, the sound of the weapon being fired reaches you before the projectile, so you hear it coming. A supersonic projectile would reach you before the sound waves, so the original post is correct, you never hear it coming.

Anonymous said...

I guess he'll never be the head of a major corporation.

whitebread picnic said...

His mother must wear army boots...

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