Tuesday, January 26, 2016

JPD conducting a citizens academy

JPD issued the following press release:

Jackson Police Department Accepting Applications for Citizens’ Police Academy

The Jackson Police Department’s next Citizens’ Police Academy is scheduled for Monday, March 14, 2016. The mission of the Citizens’ Police Academy is to educate and inform the community; to provide a forum for police and community interaction; to identify community problems, needs and concerns; and to foster a partnership with the community and the Department in working toward creating a safer community.

In each session, a qualified instructor will explain how each division of the Jackson Police Department operates. The weeklong event includes a tour of the Public Safety Communications Center, an overview of the Community Relations/Crisis Intervention Unit, a S.W.A.T and Bomb Squad exhibition, and Driving and Firearms Simulator training.

This Academy is conducted from 6 p.m. until 8 p.m., Monday through Friday, and Saturday from 9 a.m. until 11:30 a.m., at the Police Firing Range for the SWAT /Bomb presentation and firearm instruction.

For information and registration, please call our Office of Community Relations at 601.960.1389 or e-mail Renee Walker at rwalker@jacksonms.gov.

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

Lesson 1: Run in a serpentine fashion.
Lesson 2: Safe Rooms: a Good Investment
Lesson 3: Domestic Violence: A Career Killer
Lesson 4: Outside Po-Po is a No-No
Lesson 5: Bottled Water-Not Just for Mexico
Lesson 6: Airport Investments: A Primer for Personal Growth
Lesson 7: Rush Hour Hijacking: What to Do
Lesson 8: Rush Hour Drive Bys: Review of Lesson 1
Lesson 9: Multiple Murders: Myths and Misconceptions
Lesson 10: How to Find a Realtor in Madison or Rankin County

Anonymous said...

As a graduate of this "Academy", I highly recommend it. Informative & Enjoyable.

exjxnres said...

For 10:35.....NAILED IT....!!!

Anonymous said...

10:35, you forgot another important lesson, "Protection Schemes: Making Crime Pay for You."

Anonymous said...

Thanks KF and 10:36. Great that they offer this. Some of you naysayers should give it a try. Would give you some insight and perspective and make you a good citizen.

Anonymous said...

I am getting too old to run in a serpentine fashion.
My answer to crime is to shoot them when they try to commit a crime.

Anonymous said...

2:35

'...and make you a good citizen.'
Well, I already am one, and don't want to spend a week after work attending show & tell bull about how great and professional they are, while ignoring the obvious.. 10:35 summed it up nicely. Pass.

Anonymous said...

7:56
Glad you're a good citizen. Insight and positive energy will do wonders for you. Maybe you won't be so tired after work.

Da Fat Man said...

@10:35 Please give the Jackson bashing a rest. At least they are trying to make a difference. All people do on this blog is complain about how bad Jackson is, well why don't you stay here and try to help improve things instead of running away.

Anonymous said...

3:51 - for my money I'm glad these folks that think they are "a good citizen" are gone and hope they stay away. I just wish they would STFU. If they ever had an original thought it might be ok to put up with their crap, but to read the same bash over and over does nothing

Anonymous said...

It does something. It tells you that quite a few people know what is going on in Jackson.

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