Friday, January 8, 2016


Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey is a busy man today as he issues another press release:

Joint Investigation by the Richland Police Department, Rankin County Sheriff’s Office and MS Department of Corrections Results in Arrest of Correctional Officer

On January 2nd, 2016, Rankin County deputies were contacted by the Richland Police Department in reference to a suspicious vehicle they had stopped for an improper tag that had just left a residence in the county. The driver of the vehicle was identified as Michael HILL who was a correctional officer at the Central Mississippi Correctional Facility. During the stop and investigation it was learned that HILL had just left the residence of Clifton LOPEZ at 130 Tazan Avenue. Officers further learned during the investigation that LOPEZ has a younger brother in prison at CMCF and that he had passed contraband to HILL to be delivered to his brother. A search of HILL revealed a cellophane wrapped package that contained a cell phone and tobacco.


Both HILL and LOPEZ were arrested and charged with Conspiracy to Introduce Contraband into a Correctional Facility. MDOC Internal Affairs was contacted and did respond to the Rankin County Jail. Both Suspects admitted to conspiring to bringing the tobacco and phone into the prison.

Rankin County Court Judge Kent McDaniel set HILL’s bond at $10,000 and LOPEZ’s bond at $2,500. Both suspects have posted bond.

MDOC Investigators will submit the case to District Attorney Michael Guest for presentation to a Rankin County Grand Jury.



Anonymous said...

Oh my Gosh!! Twin's!!

Anonymous said...

Oh my Gosh!! Twin's!!

Anonymous said...

Guess Our DB Sheriff is getting it done huh Kenuff ?? Great Job RCSO

Cick Varmody said...

Dumber than DOING it was immediately ADMITTING it.

Anonymous said...

Brian Bailey suffers from Stokes inferiority . We need to elect Constable Bean as Rankin Sheriff in 19

Anonymous said...

Liberal lawsuit that needs to happen said...

I wonder where they got that idea from??? @ 9:28.
Time to hold 'the head of hate' responsible.

Anonymous said...

When is Stokes and his 45 supporters at the meeting today going to be arrested?

Anonymous said...

No one is going to arrest Stokes. Just who do you think has the guts to do so? They would have to go inside the Jackson city limits to arrest him and we all know what would happen before the cop car even got near his house. Remember? He warned you. Rocks, bricks, and bottles. Try it at your own risk.

Anonymous said...

You can't put him in jail. Jackson can't afford to feed him.

Anonymous said...

Am I missing something? Where does it say this guy is from Jackson?

Anonymous said...

12:42: Welcome to JJ. Where suburbanites come to vent about Jackson. Their little brother complex is overwhelming.

Clinically Speaking said...

4:29; Welcome to the world of psychology, where clinically speaking, 95% of those of us who bitch and moan (vent) about Jackson have either lived in or around it for many years. And we used to love the place and the frustration of what it has become is high-magnitude. Thus the tendency to speak out, knowing all the while that little or nothing can or will be done.

WE are not like you or the Jeff Good's of Jackson or all the Johnny-Come-Latelys who never knew Jackson and what it was. The place is NOT Jackson and should be renamed forthwith.

Anonymous said...

No, 1:34 - You are the pathetic expatriate who trolls at every opportunity because your "birthright" was taken away. Do Jeff Good and the rest of us a favor and stay the hell out - you represent an era that Mississippi is desperately eager to forget...

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