This really sucks.
Click Here to Read More..Friday, September 30, 2022
Jackson Judge Closes Slum Hotel
Collapsed roofing, pervasive mold, gas leaks, and just overall disgusting conditions are some of the reasons why a Jackson Municipal Court Judge shut down the Regency Hotel on Greymont Street Thursday.
Click Here to Read More..Fearmongering? We Report, You Decide
Check out the front page of today's Clarion-Ledger.
Click Here to Read More..School Grades: Canton & Jackson Improve
JJ will dig into the school ratings over the next few days but here is a quick summary of how local schools did. Canton improved to a "B"from a "D" two years ago. The usual suspects got A's while Jackson earned a "C".
Click Here to Read More..UMMC to Offer Burn Care
The University of Mississippi Medical Center issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..School Ratings Improve
The Mississippi Department of Education issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, September 29, 2022
Showing the Love
Never let it be said Coach Prime doesn't care about his players....
Click Here to Read More..How Jackson's Water System Collapsed: Bullet Points Version
Last week's post How Jackson's Water System Collapsed generated a great deal of traffic although it is a rather thorough article. A few readers asked if JJ could post a "bullet points" version so they could better discuss the article with their friends. Ask and ye shall receive. Feel free to use them when out in the field engaging the enemy.
Click Here to Read More..Serial Carjackers Sentenced
Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following press release and mug shots.
Click Here to Read More..Dope Man Succumbs
The Mississippi Department of Public Safety issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Y'all Politics: AG Approved TANF Volleyball Grant
Attorney General Jim Hood's lawyers approved the $5 million TANF grant to USM for the construction of a volleyball court. Y'all Politics brought the receipts last week:
Click Here to Read More..Wednesday, September 28, 2022
Alleged Thief Allegedly Rams Several Police Cars
The Madison Police Department issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Jackson Welshes on Waggoner for a Year
The Lumumba administration did not pay Waggoner Engineering for the 2022 fiscal year as it managed the sewer consent decree.
Click Here to Read More..Robert St. John: Another Blessing
This morning I read a Business News Daily article that listed the most stressful jobs in America. Enlisted military personnel came first, firefighter, second, and airline pilot, third. Police officer landed in fourth place. I wouldn’t argue with any of those rankings.
Click Here to Read More..$20 Million Aid for Jackson Water Advances in Senate
Senator Roger Wicker issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Sid Salter: Sierra Club Grousing Aside, Posey Capable of Leading MDWFP
It’s unlikely that Mississippi Gov. Tate Reeves was either seeking or expecting any praise from the Sierra Club – a liberal environmental organization - when announcing his appointments last for the new executive director of the Mississippi Department of Wildlife, Fisheries, and Parks (MDWFP) and the new executive director of the Mississippi Public Utilities Staff (PUS).
Click Here to Read More..Tuesday, September 27, 2022
Kidnapper in CCJ Plot Sentenced
Madison-Rankin District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following press release and mug shot. The press release provides more information on how a prison ring kidnapped a Ridgeland man and robbed his parents. The Hinds County prosecutions are pending. Unfortunately, the woman robbed in her CCJ home passed before she could see him sentenced. Assistant District Attorney Brad Hutto asked for 120 years for Collins.
Click Here to Read More..Killer of Father, Grandmother Pleads Guilty
Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Idiot of the Day: Chicago Bro Edition
You're not in Chicago anymore, panda. Welcome to the free state of Florida.
Click Here to Read More..EPA Threatens Jackson...... Again
The federal government threatened to sue Jackson over the long-term neglect of its water treatment plants.
Click Here to Read More..Voodoo Stops Crime
Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Monday, September 26, 2022
The Best Defense is a Good........
Sista Rukia and her cohorts are holding a mass rally for clean water in front of the Governor's Mansion in a few minutes.
Click Here to Read More..Continued!
David Lane escaped sentencing yet again. U.S. District Court Judge Henry Wingate entered into the docket of USA v. David Luke Lane:
Click Here to Read More..Will EPA Provide Muscle for Mayor?
Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba might get an assist from the EPA in his efforts to kick the state out of any bailouts for Jackson's water system. Annie Snider reported in Politico last week:
Click Here to Read More..Jackson Water Update
Jackson's water production continues to improve. MEMA reported the Jackson water system treated 50 million gallons of water on September 23, the most it has treated in quite some time although it is only two-thirds of capacity. The MEMA command incident report and Jackson statement are posted below. As usual, the report contains a long list of repairs made to the plant. System pressure is 86 psi.
Click Here to Read More..Arrest Made in Ole Miss Attack
The Oxford Police Department issued the following statement and mugshot.
Click Here to Read More..The Return of the Vol
It's usually not that hard to spot new money, right?
Click Here to Read More..Officer-Involved Shooting in Jackson
The Mississippi Department of Public Safety issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Sunday, September 25, 2022
Sunday Night Sermon
If you missed church today, check out the sermon Pastor Dewayne Pickett presented at New Jerusalem Church two weeks ago. Rest assured, it's not preaching for the week as he thundered against the wicked and those who seek to "starve us out in Jackson."
Boil Water Notice for Part of Belhaven
The city of Jackson issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..The Presence of Presentism
Bill Maher defended real history against woke history last weekend on his HBO show. It ruffled a few feathers but what are comedians for, after all?
Click Here to Read More..Facing the Storm
What seems to be a storm is actually the harsh wind used to produce the fruit. Thus spaketh the late Dr. Frank Pollard as he preached on facing such storms with faith in this 1994 sermon. If you overslept this morning, enjoy the homily.
Click Here to Read More..Bill Crawford: Mississippi's Freedom to be Inferior
Wow, Mississippi ranks 6th nationally in “education freedom.” That’s terrific, right?
Click Here to Read More..Saturday, September 24, 2022
Worldstar!
Or idiot of the day. What happens when someone gets caught cutting in line at Walmart?
Click Here to Read More..Ole Miss Student Attacked
WARNING: VIOLENT & GRAPHIC VIDEO POSTED BELOW!!!
Note: This post originally reported the student in the video was in a coma. JJ obtained the information from what have been several reliable sources in the past. Oxford police issued a statement two days after this post stating a Tyler Wright punched him in the head. The victim struck his head on the pavement when he fell down. Oxford police charged Wright with simple assault.
A video making the rounds in Ole Miss circles shows a student laying on the ground unconscious as blood streams from his ear while a group of young men laugh at his misfortune.
D.L. Gardner: Is Jesus' Name Offensive?
Jesus. There. I said it. Out loud. Did I offend anyone?
Click Here to Read More..Friday, September 23, 2022
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Click Here to Read More..Man Convicted of Assault After Intentionally Giving G/F STD
A UPS driver was convicted of malicious mischief and domestic violence after he intentionally gave his girlfriend an STD. The police officer's affidavit states Narada Taylor did
Click Here to Read More..Sign up for College Savings Plan
This post was authored and sponsored by State Treasurer David McRae.
September is College Savings Month. While I have written previously about Mississippi’s two college savings plans (MACS, which lets families start a savings account for as little as $25, and MPACT, which allows families to pre-pay for college tuition to lock in today’s rates), I wanted to dig further into why these programs deliver so many benefits to Mississippians.
Click Here to Read More..Nice
Check out this little bit of local art at Delta Muffler on North State Street.
Click Here to Read More..New Security Measures for Mississippi State Fair
Secretary of Agriculture and Commerce Andrew Gipson issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Thursday, September 22, 2022
Dan Berger: Free Wine
There are many reasons that the phrase "There's no free lunch" usually is accurate, but there are ways to save money when it comes to wine -- and to say that this column ought to be called "Free Wine" isn't really a stretch.
Click Here to Read More..Pearl Police: No Kidnapping Attempt
The Pearl Police Department issued the following statement to quell rumors about a possible child abduction:
Click Here to Read More..Davis Pleads Guilty to State Charges
D.A. recommends 32 years in prison.
Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens issued the following statement.
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Rapist Found Guilty
Rankin and Madison County District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement.
Click Here to Read More..Politico: $200 Million for Jackson?
Politico reports Congressman Bennie Thompson is trying to send $200 million directly to Jackson, bypassing state government:
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Trollfest '09
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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Trollfest '07
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
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