Saturday, October 31, 2020

Happy Halloween

Posted below is an album that is perfect for Halloween.  The Alan Parsons Project took some Edgar Allen Poe stories and set them to music.  The album has somewhat of a Pink Floyd sound.  Such a feature should come as no surprise as Alan Parsons produced Dark Side of the Moon.  Oh, and none other than Orson Welles provided some readings.  Eat some medicinal marijuana gummy bears and enjoy.

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Twitter Banned NY Post Over Biden Articles

Twitter took a page out of 1984 and suspended the New York Post account because it didn't like some stories the newspaper published about Hunter Biden.  Facebook and other social media companies banned sharing the Post articles but none went as far as Twittter did in actually banning the newspaper.  Well, such tactics call for some good ole jackassery.  The articles are linked below.  Feel free to read to your heart's content, preferably over a drink or while eating your favorite medical marijuana gummy bear. 

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Apollo 13 Returns to the Big Screen

Apollo 13  returns to the big screen Sunday, Monday, and Wednesday at Malco and Tinseltown.  Awesome movie, awesome cast, in fact, the whole thing is just plain awesome.   Seating is limited due to you know what. Showtimes are posted below. 

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C19 Update: More of the Same

 The Mississippi State Department of Health reported 824 new cases of the Wuhan virus yesterday as well as 6 new deaths. The total number of cases is 120,160. The virus has caused 3,334 deaths. Nursing home deaths comprise 40% of overall Covid-19 deaths in Mississippi. There are 101,385 recoveries. More information and a complete list of infected counties can be found at the MSDH website. The Rt value is 0.91. 

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He Lived More Than Twice

 Sean Connery passed away.  Somewhere, Blofeld’s shade is finally satisfied.  

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Friday, October 30, 2020

Friday Night Fun

It's time for some good ole fashioned Friday night fun with some jackassery as practiced by the pros. Enjoy.

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Philly Fed: Mississippi Economy Almost Back to Pre-Covid19 Performance

The Philadelphia branch of the Federal Reserve Bank said Mississippi's economy led the South in rebounding to  where it was before the Covid-19 pandemic shutdowns began.   

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Old Canton Road Work Starts Monday

 The city of Jackson issued the following statement. 

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Board Restricts Practice of Medicine in Mississippi

 It was too good to last.  Mississippi's access to higher-qualified out-of-state doctors will end in January.  The Mississippi Board of Medical Licensure decreed yesterday that emergency licenses issued to out-of-state doctors practicing telemedicine in Mississippi will expire January 31.  

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Flashback Encore

 If someone knows the family of Bill Matlheos, the Bill of Bill's Greek Tavern fame, please let them know about this post.  I came across this pic of Mr. Bill's daughter in the newspaper when she was a kid.  I thought they might like to have it.  It's posted below.  Thanks. 

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CDC: 78% of Kids at Church Retreat Get C19

 A group of youngsters caught the Covid-19 virus at a Wisconsin church retreat last summer. One kid tested negative before arriving but managed to catch it from a relative.  The kids stayed in dorms together and didn't practice social distancing.  However, the CDC said most of the infected only had mild symptoms.   The CDC reports: 


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FOOD FIGHT!!!

One David L. Archie is going at it with WMPR and Wanda Evers.  Our favorite supervisor sued the pair in Hinds County Chancery Court after Ms. Evers banned him from WMPR premises.  

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Thursday, October 29, 2020

Nature's Fury on Display

Hurricane Zeta rampaged through New Orleans and South Mississippi yesterday.  WWLTV posted on Facebook a time-lapse video that showed the hurricane's assault on the Crescent City.  Watch the video posted below. 

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And They're Off to the Race

Seven candidates will vie to replace Melvin Priester, Jr. on the Jackson City Council.  The list is posted below.

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Bill Moves to the Great Greek Tavern in the Sky

 A Jackson gem passed away recently.  Vasilios Konstantinos Matheos was his actual name but most people knew him as Bill as in Bill's Greek Tavern.  Mr. Matheos died at his home on October 11.   He led a rather colorful life.  Such people are the much-needed Tabasco sauce for every community. His obituary states:

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Shooter of Brad Sullivan Wants to Move Trial

 The shooter of Madison County Deputy Brad Sullivan wants to move his trial to another county.  

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Bar Reject Threatens to Beat Justices "Unconscious"

To say Zundria Crawford is mad at the Mississippi Supreme Court is an understatement.  Ms. Crawford failed the Mississippi bar exam in 2015.  Instead of retaking the exam, she did what comes naturally to bad lawyers: she sued and like most bad lawyers, she lost every step of the way.  Her filing have been rather colorful in nature but she really outdid herself in her latest filing.  

Here are some choice quotes from the Reject's appeal.  There is pretty crude language so don't say you weren't warned. There is also language that could be interpreted to be threatening in nature.  Enjoy

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Wednesday, October 28, 2020

Chief Announces Operation Unity to Fight Crime

U.S. Attorney says presser tips off criminals. 

JPD  and other law enforcement agencies are taking the fight to the bad guys in Jackson.   Chief James Davis announced the commencement of "Operation Unity" at a press conference yesterday.  

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Court Will Decide Queen's Challenge After Election

 The Queen's challenge to the I65 initiative is postponed until after Election Day next week.  The Mississippi Supreme Court ruled this afternoon:

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Idiot of the Day

There is nothing like street justice as this clown quickly discovered.

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Irony

 The Queen caught everyone by surprise when she sued to stop Initiative 65 Monday. Her petition claimed the Secretary of State improperly certified Initiative 65 when he ignored the Mississippi Constitution's requirement that each congressional district can only contribute 20% of the required signatures for an initiative.  Mississippi practically defines irony and this case is no exception.  The same Secretary of State who is forced to defend this lawsuit filed a Senate resolution in 2015 to correct the very problem the complaint addresses. 

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Robert St. John: The Community Council

 Check out the Sesame Cheese Straws recipe posted below.

The corporate vision statement of the New South Restaurant Group states, “We exist to support our co-workers, delight our guests, and serve our community.” That is the vein that runs through the core of our business. All of the decisions we make are based within that context. Will it be beneficial to our team members, our guests, and our community? It has been my experience that if we prioritize our values in this manner, the business— and the personal lives of all involved— will be better.

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Sid Salter: After the Election, Health Care Looms as the Same Irresistible Force, Immovable Object

 When the electioneering bandwagons roll back into the barn and our new leaders assume their duties – regardless of the party in power – health care remains as the immense force on the nation’s political horizon. 

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Tuesday, October 27, 2020

Farewell to Warren Strain

 Warren Strain passed away this morning.  The Madison Alderman and former WLBT anchor suffered a cerebral hemorrhage in December. He came home this summer after months in various hospitals. He progressed to where he could manipulate his wheelchair and feed himself.  Prayers and thoughts go to his family.  He was a friend and a great guy.  He will be sorely missed.  Warren Strain, R.I.P.  

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Lane Train Gets $25,000 Ticket

 Ole Miss Head Football Coach Lane Kiffin has never been one to keep his mouth shut and he is not about to change his ways now.  The SEC issued the following statement after he criticized the refs after Saturday's game: 

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The Queen Strikes. Checkmate for 65?

Update (11:20 AM): Supreme Court ordered SOS to respond by 5:00 PM tomorrow. 

It is always the simple things that are overlooked yet often come into play.  Such may be the case in the medical marijuana fight.  Mayor Hawkins-Butler and the City of Madison filed an emergency petition against Secretary of State Michael Watson yesterday in the Mississippi Supreme Court that seeks to declare the initiative invalid.  The 34-page petition revolves around one central point: the Secretary of State improperly certified the petition for Initiative 65 in 2019 by ignoring the Mississippi Constitution's requirement that each congressional district can only contribute 20% of the required signatures for an initiative.  It is a case of simple math.  Does 1/4 = 1/5?

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Madison Chase Ends in Jackson

 The Madison Police Department issued the following statement. 

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Monday, October 26, 2020

Another Settlement Reached in Lamar Adams Case

One more tree may fall in the Lamar Adams case.  SEC Receiver Alysson Mills asked U.S. District Judge Carlton Reeves to approve a settlement with Stuart Anderson.  Mr. Anderson sold phony timber investments for Lamar Adams. 

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Bringing Hope to Neglected Children

 The Mississippi Supreme Court issued the following press release.   

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Homicide on Idlewild

 JPD issued the following statements. 

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Scary?

 What have our friends at SEC Shorts come up with this week?

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Daniel Gardner: Biden Politics but Trump Produces

Is there corruption in Washington? Is there corruption in both parties in Washington? Are career politicians among the most corrupt people in Washington? Does politics breed corruption? Do career politicians stick together and cover for the system? 

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Mississippi Wildlife Federation Accuse MDWFP Director & Ag Commish of Poaching Extravaganza

 The Mississippi Widlife Federation issued the following statement.

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Sunday, October 25, 2020

Space Porn

 Spacex delivered another sixty internet satellites into orbit yesterday.  Watch the launch and the recovery of the booster below.  It's a pretty good video for the kids to watch as well. Enjoy.

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German Busted w/$200,000 Cocaine

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement.

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NPR Questions Closing Schools During Pandemic

Right-wing National Public Radio questioned whether schools should remain closed during the Covid-19 pandemic.  Several recent studies concluded the opening of schools did not worsen the pandemic.  NPR reported:

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Sunday Sermon

 The late Dr. Frank Pollard took a stab at Revelation in this 1991 sermon. Relax, it was Chapter 2, not the heavy duty stuff that comes later.  If you couldn't make it to church this morning, enjoy. 

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Bill Crawford: Med Marijuana Initiative All About Money, not Medicine

Will Mississippians fall for the medical marijuana scam to be voted on next week?

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Saturday, October 24, 2020

And Another

 WJTV reported another homicide took place in Jackson.

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Coming Soon.....

 Change is coming to Metrocenter Mall:

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Friday, October 23, 2020

C19 Update: Are We in the Second Wave?

 The Mississippi State Department of Health reported 795 new cases of the Wuhan virus yesterday as well as 7 new deaths. The total number of cases is 113,876. The virus has caused 3,238 deaths. Nursing home deaths comprise 40% of overall Covid-19 deaths in Mississippi. There are 97,675 recoveries. More information and a complete list of infected counties can be found at the MSDH website. The Rt value is 0.93. 

 

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13 Year-Old Died in Canton Shooting

 A second victim died in the Canton McDonald's shooting.  WLBT reported: 

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Guest: Confirm Amy Coney Barrett

Congressman Michael Guest submitted this column.  He represents Mississippi's Third Congressional District. 

On the second morning of her Supreme Court confirmation hearing, Judge Amy Coney Barrett surprised the nation with a simple gesture. Typically, in a congressional hearing, individuals giving testimony will bring catalogues of notes, references, and relevant information they can refer to when questioned. There’s little that is off-limits in a judicial nomination hearing, so individuals who appear before the committee often come equipped with talking points and sound bites to counter particularly difficult questioning.

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Who Said Crime Doesn't Pay? Inmates to Get Stimulus Checks

 You read the headline correctly.  Inmates can receive the $1,200 stimulus checks after a federal judge ruled they are eligible for the payments earlier this month.  CNBC reported October 14: 

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Thursday, October 22, 2020

Funny of the Day

 We haven't made our resident Francis mad in a little while so enjoy yourself some Larry David.

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Shooting at UMMC Last Night

 A shooting took place at UMMC last night in front of garage "B".  

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Inmates Donate $69,000 to Mississippi Prisons

 The Mississippi Department of Corrections issued the following statement. 

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Mayor Seeks Prosecution of 2 Officers in 2017 Shooting

Mayor supports prosecuting two JPD officers

Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba is holding a press conference right now about a "policing issue."  The presser is streamed below.

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Southwest is BACK!

 The Jackson Municipal Airport Authority issued the following statement. 

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Weeding out the Medical Marijuana Amendments

The war for medical marijuana is the hottest political battle right now in Mississippi.  Advocates tried to get a bill passed for years but met defeat every time as favorable bills were killed in committee without even a vote.  State Representative Joel Bomgar had enough.  He gathered some allies, some cash, and much-needed signatures to place a medical marijuana initiative on the November ballot.  The Legislature placed a competing amendment on the ballot as well. 

JJ realizes many readers don't have time to dig online for the amendments. The full text of the amendments  won't appear on the ballot. As a public service, yours truly soberly dissected the amendments and posted links to their full text below.  Read for yourself and make up your own mind how you will vote on Election Day.  Enjoy.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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