Wednesday, September 10, 2025

Assassination Aftermath

Erick Erickson nailed it as he discussed Charlie Kirk's assassination on his radio show today.  The earlier post has been taken down.  The videos were not meant to stay on this website in perpetuity.  People needed to vent, including me.  JJ usually removes "venting" posts as many things are said in the heat of the moment.  


Tim Pool weighed in with a somber show.  



And of course, Clay Edwards had a special show tonight to discuss Kirk's assassination. 



92 comments:

Anonymous said...

So, when do the conservative riots start? (Remember the reaction to St. George Floyd?)

Anonymous said...

It is a sad day...

Anonymous said...

Prayers for the victim and his family. May God be with them. I saddens me that someone just lost his life, the body is still warm, and a few sick, evil people are racing to politicize this and validate their own beliefs when we know nothing about the shooter. Sick.

Anonymous said...

Whether it’s Elon Musk joking that Paul Pelosi’s hammer-wielding attacker was a jilted gay lover or random Bluesky posters quoting Charlie Kirk’s actual words, both sides need to tone it down.

Anonymous said...

Y'all know Kirk's rules: No empathy. So next story please

Anonymous said...

“ I think it's worth it. I think it's worth to have a cost of, unfortunately, some gun deaths every single year so that we can have the Second Amendment to protect our other God-given rights.” Charlie Kirk, 2023.

Anonymous said...

“So, when do the conservative riots start?”

Probably shortly after the mid-term elections.

Anonymous said...

Conservative riots will have a hard time getting started because of those pesky job responsibilities. Hard to riot when you’re serving your community and working for a living.

Anonymous said...

A reckoning approaches....

"The moment the men who wanted to be left alone are forced to fight back, it becomes a form of suicide. They are literally killing off who they used to be. Which is why, when forced to take up violence, these men who wanted to be left alone, fight with unholy vengeance against those who murdered their former lives. They fight with raw hate, and a drive that cannot be fathomed by those who are merely play-acting at politics and terror. TRUE TERROR will arrive at these people’s door, and they will cry, scream and beg for mercy… but it will fall upon the deaf ears of the men who just wanted to be left alone.”
― Alexandr Solzhenitsyn

Anonymous said...

Yea, Democrats will sweep victory across America. They are on the wrong side of every argument. Democrats do not believe in common sense. BTW, there will be no riots because Conservatives understand it doesn’t change anything to riot. The message is lost in the destruction.

Anonymous said...

4:56, isn't that the truth.

Anonymous said...

Do you think we should ban all guns and get rid of the 2nd Amendment?

Anonymous said...

The Old Testament is largely ignored today, but for the record, it tells us what needs to happen…

Anonymous said...

That's all you got?

Anonymous said...

Just remember than when the guy getting it is a liberal. Don't change your tune then.

Anonymous said...

Conservatives won't riot because they'll be tearing up their own stuff. When the "other" group riots, they not tearing up their stuff. They don't have stuff to tear up. So there will never be a riot. Will there be a change in some wing-nut to get payback, I would expect that there will be. Just remember when that happens, be sure to throw Kirk's sayings back then, too.

Anonymous said...


"If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine." - Obi-Wan Kenobi to Darth Vader in Star Wars: A New Hope.

May it be so for you, Charlie.

Anonymous said...

The lesson here is you can get paid to be behind a lectern on a college campus and teach people to be WOKE, but you cannot go to a college campus on your own and try to preach the gospel. Got it.

Charlie had the phrase "prove me wrong". One day, each person will have than answered for them. Charlie was told yesterday that he wasn't wrong and is now with his creator.

Anonymous said...

Safe to say that we will never come together as a nation ever again. This place isnt big enough for all of us anymore. Somebody has to go. Question is… will they go on their feet or in a body bag?

Anonymous said...

Wouldn’t it be appropriate if young conservatives took up Charlie Kirk’s banner as a martyr like the racist hoodlums did after the George Floyd episode. Floyd was a convicted criminal with multiple arrests, committed multiple crimes, served jail time and made no contribution to society. Kirk was a devoted father, Christian and all around great guy who just happened to be a conservative. How refreshing it would be to see t shirts with Charlie Kirk’s picture on them start to show up in mass on college campuses and young people rally for law, order, patriotism and conservative American values.

Anonymous said...

Amen!

Anonymous said...

"Once again, a bullet has silenced the most eloquent truth teller of an era", RFKJr.

Anonymous said...

Social media is ruining this country by radicalizing people; by leaning one way or the other, users are fed a stream of bullshit that leads them to extremes. For sites such as this, the anonymity allows commenters to post vile bullshit they would never say face-to-face, which leads to less civility in their real life.

Anonymous said...

The welfare pimps and thugs responded to Floyd using his death as an excuse to riot, burn, loot and threaten law enforcement. In reality, they didn’t give a damn about George Floyd. Kirk’s supporters will bring flowers, pray for his family and peacefully try to carry on with his ideals. So sad that this country is so divided and one element could care less about the future of our nation and our children.

Anonymous said...

Make no mistake, Democrats are the experts when it comes to rioting, vandalism, looting, and arson. Time and again we’ve seen cities ransacked and burned by them. Meanwhile, they feign outrage when a bunch of goober souvenir hunters wander around the Capitol in Viking helmets. Newsflash: there’s no comparison.

Anonymous said...

Comparing Charlie Kirk to Obi-Wan Kenobi? MAGA truly does rot your brain. Charlie Kirk was a twat. You have let your mind turn to absolute mush. Go breathe some fresh air, look up and thank God for this wonderful creation of life.

Thank God for his wonder. Don't idolize fools that make politics their identity.

Anonymous said...

Inside job. Anyone notice what the senate voted against releasing during all the commotion?

Anonymous said...

Just remember than when the guy getting it is a liberal. Don't change your tune then.

The false equivalency trolls depositing on lawns again.

Onward Christian soldiers.

Anonymous said...

When the MSM is rushing forward to share a Gavin Newsom released statement condemning the shooting of Kirk before his health status or death was ever reported you have all the confirmation you need to understand that the Democrats realize they are in deep, deep shit.

Anonymous said...

Kirk was a pot stirrer, who spoke evil and hatred. He’s the anti-Christian who just spewed hate and garbage for his own fame. To honor his legacy, just go stir up some hate among your neighbors. Conservatives have already got that down pat so should be an easy assignment.

Anonymous said...

Charlie Kirk certainly played a role in the hate and garbage being spread online. It was kind of his shtick and made him very wealthy, although it didn’t seem to do anything positive for anyone else.

Anonymous said...

12:53 AM is all excited. Probably hoping for some really strong Mexico style gun control that the Democrat Party of crime and lawlessness could to use against those who obey laws, conservatives. And probably even some Eric Holder “you have the duty to retreat” laws, requiring that we run out of our homes when criminal thugs decide to rob us.

Leftist Democrats are, again, telling us exactly who they are. Let’s make sure we teach this to our children and those not as active in political conversations.

Anonymous said...

@6:01 - most conservatives are old and tired. Youth is where movements start and the right just has the wrong demographics.

Anonymous said...

10:46 "while we know nothing about the shooter"

Let me address that. It takes a deranged, mentally ill person to sit behind a rifle, put the crosshairs on a human life, and purposely pull the trigger. We can rule out it being an accident(as someone callously said on MSNBC that it was possibly a supporter firing off rounds in celebration) as well as it being someone who agreed with him. Therefore, we can say it was on purpose and from someone who disagreed with him. That is a mentally ill derranged individual. There are many people I disagree with, I also own firearms. At no point in my life have I ever pulled the trigger on someone. I have though had the crosshairs on someone who could very possibly endanger me and no triggers pulled. That is called self control. People that do this kind of thing have none.

Also, social media gives everyone a platform. I have noticed a majority of people commenting on a national stage have fake pictures, do not list any employer, or family members. Take that for what you will, but no accountability for your words is partially why we are in this mess. People can go on a national platform and spew whatever BS they want, without fear of retributions. That, in my opinion, is a large contributor of the divisiveness in this country. Charlie stood in front of people and stated and argued his opinions. Right, wrong, or indifferent, he had the fortitude many of these celebrating his death don't. Cowards, all of them, including the person that took his life. At no point does a disagreement with anyone give you the right to take someone's life.

Anonymous said...

I would like to remind 8:32 AM that all the "No Kings" protestors were all old people.

Anonymous said...

@7:15 - he spread hate and evil. When he dismissed the deaths of school children as worth it to protect the 2nd amendment, he never considered their feelings or that he could be affected personally. He deserves no more compassion for meeting the same fate than he gave to the child victims he wrote off. He died spewing the same hate that made him rich. His last words were blaming gang violence and trans people for all the mass shootings. You almost have to wonder if this was divine intervention.

Anonymous said...

It's time for the big divorce. We are never coming together. The two basic sides in this country are forever entrenched in their beliefs. We either separate, or fight until the left is crushed.

Anonymous said...

@8:26 -- YOU are the problem! Take a damn seat and re-evaluate yourself -- YOU are pathetic!!!

Anonymous said...

Getting buried in this news was another school shooting yesterday. I wish we would start lowering the flags to half staff every time a child was senselessly murdered instead of for trolls like Charlie. I haven’t seen Trump or any republican even mention the school shooting as they are just so commonplace now.

Anonymous said...

An amazing patriot out there will bail out the alleged shooter (if he’s even dead) that would be great. We can then use the Epstein files to figure out how Kirk was allowed to say blacks and women and gays and all non whites are inferior to him and other 31 year old whites?

Anonymous said...

7:53 AM, you’re naivete is painful.

JJ allows us to anonymously counter the former monopoly of information put out by propagandists posing as journalists, and without having to worry about losing a job or a host of other retaliatory measures.

Anonymous said...

Can someone please give some examples of Charlie Kirk’s “hate speech”. Please keep in mind hate speech is not defined as simply something counter to your ideology.

Anonymous said...

I’m sure you could do your own research, nobody owes you anything

Anonymous said...

You are the naive one. I have seen him censor my comments many times over the years only to have him regurgitate it after he hears one of his “trusted” commentators say it months later. He’s a fucking midwit tool.

Anonymous said...

It was a paid hit, no blue-haired vegan lib is gonna be able to make that shot, and in Utah of all places?
My money would be on a nation, foreign or domestic, who wants to sow division or a false flag to draw attention away from other criminal activities

Kingfish said...

Well 9:18, I'm still waiting for you to write something that is actually smart or "full-wit". Oh that's right, you just push anti-Jewish screeds and articles on Zero Hedge.

Anonymous said...

So once you u hear it from one of the “vloggers” you posted above it is all true, right?

Anonymous said...

Psalm 1:1
"Blessed is the one who does not walk in step with the wicked or stand in the way that sinners take or sit in the company of mockers."

Psalm 73:26-27
"My flesh and my heart may fail, but God is the strength of my heart and my portion forever. Those who are far from you will perish; you destroy all who are unfaithful to you."

Charlie Kirk is with the Lord today. He lived a life trying to please the Lord. If that makes you mad, then that's your problem. I hope you'll examine your own heart and make the appropriate changes.

Anonymous said...

At the same time, another school shooting occurred in Colorado as Charlie Kirk was killed.
It's time we had a discussion about how we once moved from the days of Bonnie and Clyde and the OK Corral to times when ordinary citizens were under less stress. It began with the inability of society to prevent the psychotic mentally ill and the incompetent from being a danger to themselves or others. Law enforcement and even the military can't stop well planned ambushes. They can only respond.
We decided the "right to bear arms" had no commonsense limitations. A distraught family or friend or neighbor who knows the person has become dangerous can't act anymore. Once upon a time, they could call the police and get a medical evaluation within 48 hrs. P.S. Schizophrenia and extreme paranoia often don't become obvious until early adulthood.
Nor do we give teachers the ability to identify, report and/or contain without threat of legal repercussions, severe behavior problems in children or the family abuse/neglect of children anymore. Unfortunately, one can be a lawyer and thus judge without ever learning about mental illness or abnormal behaviors in humans.

Anonymous said...

John 2:9 - 9 Anyone who claims to be in the light but hates a brother or sister is still in the darkness.

Anonymous said...

He had two kids and a wife. Satan directed this political assassination. Some of these comments here are also directed by Satan.

Anonymous said...

10:32, conservatives have more self control and can hold off for delayed gratification vs instant, so I’m guessing the riots won’t start until closer to Thanksgiving when all the new flatscreen models are out.

Anonymous said...

8:26, 8:28 It’s hateful, evil and divisive when democrats disagree with the message, so they must eliminate the messenger with a bullet. Silence their opposition with protests, temper tantrums and in extreme cases bullets. Thank God Donald Trump is still standing today.

Name one young, intelligent, promising future leader with common sense that democrats can run in 2028? I can’t think of any either. Jasmine Crocket is the expert at stirring the pot and calling the kettle black.

Anonymous said...

There is a recent uptick in politically motivated violence that does not know a particular party. No idea why this guy was killed, but you are putting your head in the sand if you pretend it is one-sided. The only common factor is people who are mentally unstable enough to act on the political hatefulness and rhetoric from their side.

Anonymous said...

btw KF im the one who told you to stop playing with your pecker and make a post that he was assasinated… and you did, dutifully

Anonymous said...

I'm sincerely interested in a discussion of how gun control could have made any difference in this assassination. Maybe if the person shooting it was previously diagnosed of mental illness and his family couldn't stop him from getting a gun or something, but this was done with a bolt-action single-shot rifle. Generally schools are targeted because they are high-impact low # of armed people targets and we should fix that.

Kingfish said...

9:55: Go to hell. I was at the Walmart Pharmacy when I got news of the shooting. Sorry I didn't sit around at home so I could jump when you said jump. Go to hell, troll.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

9:54 AM I must be out of the news loop. Here’s a list of assassination attempts of conservatives by leftists over the last five or so years:

The congressional baseball shooting of Steve Scalise
Brett Kavanaugh assassination plot
2 assassination attempts on Trump, and now
Charlie Kirk’s assassination.

I’m missing the most recent assassination attempts by conservatives against Democrats, so please do provide them. Thank you in advance!

Anonymous said...

@9:56 - maybe we shouldn’t have hundreds of millions of guns in a country with no mental health resources. Anyone can go buy a gun. Even if they can’t pass a background check, that doesn’t stop them from buying a used gun locally from a classified ad. Break into any car in this state and there’s a 50% chance you’ll find a gun under the seat. Guns are so prevalent in this country that school shootings are a daily occurrence. No other country has this issue because no other country is so flooded with guns.

Anonymous said...

Youth is where movements start and the right just has the wrong demographics.

Charlie Kirk proved that all wrong.

Anonymous said...

"The bullets are only flying one way." - Eric Trump

Anonymous said...

@9:53 - Gavin Newsome. You do realize that conservatives just elected an 80 year old who couldn’t outsmart a 2nd grader?

Anonymous said...

Trump trying to stir the pot with his hateful rhetoric in response to this is an issue. Why can’t he ever try to bring people together? Every single previous president would have done better. Trump only knows how to spew hate and pit people against each other. Why did you guys vote for that evil POS?

Anonymous said...

God is sovereign.

Anonymous said...

Good post, 9:34 am. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

Youth are leaving the MAGA movement at a greater pace than any other group. They got sold a fake bill of goods with this administration and have cut loose.

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Anonymous said...

@10:22 the youth aren’t leaving the MAGA movement. Trump just became more MIGA than MAGA.

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Anonymous said...

Stop depending on your memory and look it up.
I swear you kids want everything handed to you

Anonymous said...

Youth are leaving the MAGA movement at a greater pace than any other group.

Says you.

Anonymous said...

10:12 You do realize that we had a vegetable in office for 4 years who never held a press conference. Avoided the press and answered pre approved questions from approved media outlets.
Democrats knew he was in cognitive decline in 2019 but lied all the way up to July 2024 but knew they couldn’t hide him any longer.
Oh, I’m sure they hid the fact he had cancer too.

Anonymous said...

Some commenters have opined that it takes a person with special skills to make a shot like that. Just go to any deer camp and the majority of people you find there, myself included, could easily do it. So no, it wasn’t a KGB hitman.

Anonymous said...

You are correct. A 200 yard, unobstructed shot is child’s play. The escape, and evasion for a second day without an arrest are what is raising eyebrows.

Also, anyone who follows Charlie knows his opinions and tone have changed recently. He is coming more in alignment with people like Tucker.

Anonymous said...

So it was a trans liberal deer hunter now?
I saw the vid of the guy running across the rooftop too - any of your deer camp trans friends do that too?

Anonymous said...

"Stop depending on your memory and look it up."

This is what we all need to be doing, if we are going to engage in debate/discussion.

Kingfish said...

How hard would it be to escape if planned. Not like an event where there is security all over, the Bourbon Street massacre for example where the cops pounced once he stopped. It's madness, everyone is fleeing. Easy to lose in a crowd. Ditch the hoodie or whatever it was. take off the hat and sunglasses. Ditch the rifle. Escape.

Anonymous said...

Thanks mom

Anonymous said...

Yup. This was His plan.

Anonymous said...

10:50 AM gives us the classic smart ass Democrat non-answer because he/she can’t.

11:19 AM is correct. It was chip shot most any experienced hunter could have made with a quality weapon system. Unless you’re willing to go with full Mexico gun control or worse (and we know how that’s working out) tight security is the answer to having “Prove Me Wrong” Charlie Kirk type debates on college campuses.

Anonymous said...

Not sure, the rooftop running didn’t seem easy but I’m outta shape.
Guy was young, clean shaven, fresh haircut, long sleeved shirt to cover any tattoos- fits the bill of military or law enforcement.

Anonymous said...

It doesn't take a sniper to hit a 4" plate at 200 yards, but it does take practice.

If I were conspiracy minding, I would consider the timing suspicious, coming on the heels of a dismal jobs report, just as Trump's tariffs are settling in, and during intense interest in the Epstein files, which obviously contain references to Trump. This would be a great distraction for Trump right now, and would rally the MAGA faithful around a common cause.

But since I'm not so conspiracy-minded, I view this more as: Charlie Kirk was a professional sh*t-stirrer. He stirred the pot for a living, on the national stage, and it finally blew back on him.

Anonymous said...

But he didn’t ditch the rifle or carry it with him to his shooters nest. He came in without it and likely left without it. He may have ran with it, then handed it to an accomplice, then disappeared into the crowd, and let the accomplice network get the rifle to the location where it was found with etched casings. But he didn’t do all that.

Anonymous said...

Any person with a teaspoon of intelligence can read this thread and know we are headed for some form of succession in this country. Maybe not in our lifetimes. However, we cannot continue as one union with such diametrically diverse positions on practically every subject. It will not be geographic succession as much as states rights succession. Some border states will close their borders and some will welcome all comers. Some will strictly enforce law and order and some will let the criminals rule. Some states will protect victims and others will protect criminals. Some will protect children and parental rights and others will embrace transgender indoctrination. Etc, etc.
I know I have used some rather large words for purple haired, pencil neck lunatics to understand. The ones that matter get the message.

Anonymous said...

This is so rich.

I know I have used some rather large words for purple haired, pencil neck lunatics to understand.

Like succession? ROFLMAO

Anonymous said...

3:04, we don’t have to make fun of liberals, they do it to themselves.

Anonymous said...

8:32, Old and tired huh? You are missing the boat on that one. But, I will give a point for trying…..

Anonymous said...

7:10, doesn’t matter what political side he was on, he didn’t deserve that.

Anonymous said...

8:26, kinda like you just did?

Anonymous said...

10:12, I feel bad for you, you are drinking the whole glass of cool-aid on that one.

Anonymous said...

Extrapolate what it'll be like when AI runs it all, that new via that new "data center".


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