Thursday, April 22, 2021

Archie: Remove the Judge

 Hinds County District 2 Supervisor David L. Archie issued the following statement. 

 

A Mayor Lumumba spokeswoman told WLBT the Mayor was not getting involved in the case. 

 

29 comments:

Anonymous said...

Good job of prejudicing a future jury pool.

Anonymous said...

So, the show cause order is entered before 5:00 today? Lol

JT said...

Yeah that’s right! Dammit! All those things and the judge should apologize. And, and, buy Archie a super expensive car that gets really shitty gas mileage. Maybe throw in a nice sound system too and all will be forgiven.
Only in Jackson

Anonymous said...

What's the name of the 1st week law student who wrote that mumble jumble?

Anonymous said...

Sounds like the one whose behavior is astonishing and in need a drug test, is David Archie.

Anonymous said...

Jeff Reynolds is honest and fair. I’ve known him for 30 years. He takes no b.s., which is probably what has ole arch in a nit. Notice his attorney is not participating in this end run

Anonymous said...

Archie is a bona fide, certified, loudmouth, embarrassing to his "people" idiot.

Anonymous said...

You have to really feel sorry for the lawyer who takes this fool's case. If he was tricked and didn't know Archie that's a shame. I assume he had to be tricked.

Anonymous said...

JT, and some bling!

Anonymous said...

It's totally unnecessary. He could have entered an insanity defense without resorting to all this garbage. Plenty of evidence already exists.

Anonymous said...

Seems very reasonable to me

Anonymous said...

While I'd always heard David Archie was bat-shit crazy, ( and that came from friends within the Black community ).

His latest antics seem to verify his reputation.

To be honest, I never thought much about this man ... as I left that area (my hometown) during the mid 1990's.

Anonymous said...

Best and brightest running Hinds

Anonymous said...

What in the actual f*ck? What a nakedly assholish move calling for drug testing. Reynolds should seriously consider suing the stupid mother*cker for libel.

Anonymous said...

Supervisor Archie shame on you . This approach is not a positive image for Hinds County. What about allowing your attorney the respect to represent you under the legal law not the street committee law. You really are a smart man now act like a leader so the voters won’t question why they put you there.

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk, woop, woop, woop said...

Archie - the Three Stooges all in one.

Anonymous said...

This is classic David L. Archie. I wouldn't have expected any less. Stay tuned; the cray will escalate if unfavorable proceedings continue.

I did get a visual on the mayor performing a drug test on the judge. Holding a pee cup for a drug test is something the mayor might be able to accomplish.

Anonymous said...

Butch John a former reporter for the Clarion Ledger once told me in 1992, “ don’t fight your legal battles in the media”. So, Mr Archie shut the fuck up and let your Attorney do his job!

Anonymous said...

@4:38PM
Hella funny.
Archie acting like he’s scared to go to baby booking.
Note: Fans of “The Wire” will understand the remark.

Anonymous said...

7:05 - I'm not a fan. I also have no idea what is meant by Hella funny.

Anonymous said...

@7:55

I am not 7:05, but "hella" is used as an adjective or adverb with origins from the west coast. It is usually synonymous with very or extremely.

Anonymous said...

Is Mr. Archie a relative of Mad Maxine Waters of left coast fame?

Anonymous said...

No wonder the City of Jackson can't accomplish the bare minimum like clean water and drivable roads. With idiots like this in government, the City is doomed. What a waste, and what a shame.

Anonymous said...

What a puling, whining specimen Archie is. He's all bully and bluster until he's brought to book - then he puts out a sophomoric, poorly-written and unprofessional "press statement," in which he plays the race card and tries to litigate his case in the court of public opinion. What is this - junior high school? Sheesh!

Anonymous said...

Almost as comical as when Judge Gordon put Chokwe Sr in jail for contempt. Acting a fool in a court proceeding never ends well.

Anonymous said...

@2:02 that would have been something to see. Chokwheats dad thrown in the slammer for contempt. It’s true what they say that, The Apple Doesn’t Fall Far From the Tree.

Anonymous said...

Mute point now. Not Guilty. This is the man with a Gold Rod shoved up his ass.

Anonymous said...

Archie talked the talked then turned around and walked the walk.

Anonymous said...

Now that he is acquitted by Judge Reynolds, I wonder if Archie still wants him drug tested after the trial.


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