Friday, January 1, 2021

#129 or Idiots of the Day

 JPD issued the following statement. 

Jackson police are investigating a shooting that occurred around 11pm on Hair street. Walter Hawkins and Cedric Mosley shot each other. The shooting apparently stemmed from a prior incident between the two individuals. According to witnesses, Mosley approached a vehicle that was occupied by Hawkins a two other females about a robbery and aggravated assault involving him a week earlier. Mosley brandished a weapon and both men exchanged gunfire. Both men were shot and succumbed to their injuries. This is an ongoing investigation 

 Kingfish note: Who knew? 

 One bright day, in the middle of the night,
Two dead men got up to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
If you don’t believe this tale is true,
Ask the blind man; he saw it, too.

 

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

I guess this is the way to start the new year Dead,

Sad.

Pork E. Pigg said...

Ah bah dah...Ah bah dah
That's all folks !!

Anonymous said...

Because of Covid, business has been dead in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

80 or so homicides per 100,000 in 2020.

Anonymous said...

I like it when a plan comes together. Next!

Anonymous said...

Some may think these murders are funny but what about the poor innocent children, through no fault of their own, that have to live their childhood years in these hellish inner city environments like Jackson.


Quoting Bob Woodson (an African American and one of the original Civil Rights activist):

“In the civil rights movement, one of the great promises we (blacks) gave to low income blacks, is if you were to elect blacks to public office through the voting rights act, and we (blacks) were running those institutions, that all of black America would be better off.

In the past 50 years, 22 TRILLION HAS BEEN SPENT ON POVERTY PROGRAMS.

70% GOES NOT TO THE POOR, BUT THOSE WHO SERVE POOR PEOPLE.

So many of those people taking office use this money to create a class of people who are running these cities.

Now after 50 years of liberal Democrats running the inner cities where we have all of these inequities that we have, RACE IS BEING USED AS A RUSE, AS A MEANS OF DEFLECTING ATTENTION AWAY from critical questions such as why are poor blacks failing in systems run by their own people, if race was an issue.”


We should all be ashamed that we have allowed leftist Democrat race hustlers to take over and run cities like Jackson into the ground;

and to perpetrate the BLM political scam organized by founders admitting to being “trained Marxists” (their words) with the purpose of dividing us in order to get out the vote for Democrats.

Anonymous said...

Jackson is dying.

Anonymous said...

Ya'll give that Real Time Crime Center some time. It's miracle work should kick in soon, like in maybe 7-9 years. By then Baby Chok will have taken over Bennie's spot.

Anonymous said...

Already #1 for 2021. Not a credible messenger to be found. Certainly NOT Antard.

Anonymous said...

@8:53 -

Well, duh.

Anonymous said...

It's just this simple: Nothing will change, ever, as long as black children are being taught (from age three) that white people are the devil.

Aisle B Bach said...

@11:03PM not number 1...as KF posted this at 3:22 pm on Jan 1, the 11 PM referenced would have to have occurred Dec 31 so...number 129...unless of course Jackson Jambalaya is now changing to Minority Report and reporting pre-crime ;)

Anonymous said...

On the 5:30 PM news last night WLBT reported it as 128, not 129. They must think that by not counting the Jackson/Edwards murder they will remain in Baby Chok's graces.

Anonymous said...

Why isn’t the press and the public taking that effin Chokwe over the coals about this?!?! Smashed previous murder record by over 30!

Anonymous said...

Fro anyone who lives in Jackson to suggest we are better off now than even under Kane Ditto is crazy

Anonymous said...

“Perception of crime”

This dumb mayor and race hustlers like Donna Ladd want you to believe that there is no problem, or if there is a problem, it’s because of mean white people and a racist flag.

Anonymous said...

It should be reported as 130. A man was stabbed on New Year's Eve and didn't die until the next morning.


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