Wednesday, July 31, 2013

Stamps & Stokes stop Fortification Street repair



Well, Councilmen De' Keither Stamps and Councilwoman Larita Stokes voted against a $100,000  change order on the Fortification Street project.  Hemphill Construction submitted the change order after it discovered more work was required than the original plans anticipated.  A giant hole developed on Fortification.  The drainage system required clearing and cleaning as it was filled with trash and debris.  The water lines in one area were too close to the surface and require an arched pipe for replacement instead of a regular pipe. Chief Engineer Robert Lee told the council the work was unexpected as it was almost impossible to predict what problems Hemphill would discover as work progressed.

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WJNT this morning

Pete Perry came on the show in the second half and discussed the Hattiesburg Mayoral scrum and the Neshoba County Fair.


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Hearing on Brandon moratorium Monday night.

The city of Brandon will hold a hearing on a moratorium, yes, a moratorium on get this, small business development in downtown Brandon.  The city stopped issuing permits earlier this month.  See the notice below.

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Tuesday, July 30, 2013

MISTRIAL!!!

8-4 vote in favor of Ware. Not enough. Ware requests special election.Here are some tweets on the decision:

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Morgan Keegan victims accuse SEC of keeping money meant for them.

Morgan Keegan victims in Mississippi filed suit against the Securities and Exchange Commission (SEC) yesterday in U.S. District Court. The victims allege the SEC did not distribute $100 million to investors defrauded by Morgan Keegan as directed by law.  Morgan Keegan paid $200 million for defrauding investors when it sold mortgage-backed securities.

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Today's agenda

Since the City of Jackson will not post agendas on its website, here is the agenda for today's meeting of the city council.  Not much of interest, although Mayor Lumumba is asking the city council to confirm the appointment of Soyonda Green (not to be confused with Soylant Green) as Chief Administrative Officer.  Mr. Green was a legislative assistant to Congressman Bennie Thompson and was a Sergeant with the Hattiesburg Police Department in 2009.  He is the son of Hinds County Senior Circuit Judge Tomie Green. Not much else of interest on the agenda.

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Siemen's Contract

If you are bored today, check out the Siemens contract with the city of Jackson.  Here are the fees:

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Monday, July 29, 2013

Caught!!!

One suspect was busted in Rollingwood last night. I received this email:

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Dupree-Ware scrum

If you can't watch online, Hattiesburg American reported David Breland has been tweeting like hell from the courtroom.  Reminds one of the old days of watching the ticker for horse race coverage.  His feed is @davidcbreland on Twitter.

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Supporting the war on drugs while backstabbing the war on drugs.

Fire up the War on Drugs war machine.  The Clarion-Ledger engaged in its annual bout of hysteria over drugs and of course the Governor joined right in.  Front page story on prescription drug abuse of course.  No less than five stories and op-ed pieces on the dastardly threat to our state. Check out the headlines in the op-ed section: Death by overdose at new heights, Painkillers pose big risk for addiction, and  Bryant supports restriction for key painkiller.The newspaper was serious. They rolled out the big guns and had Jerry Mitchell write a story, Technology makes faking prescriptions for narcotics much easier, in the Saturday edition.  The artillery barrage before the attack.  However, Mr. Mitchell did join in the main assault on Sunday as he interviewed the Governor. 

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Poll: AT&T edges out C-Spire.

Recent JJ poll showed most of you use either C-Spire or AT&T. Good news for Verizon as they have no where else to go but up. I expected C-Spire to win but that is why you play the game.

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Sunday, July 28, 2013

The artful dodge in Detroit

Bankrupt is Detroit but bountiful is the art it possesses. John Fund takes a look at the Detroit art collection in National Review. The collection is probably worth billions - yet any mention of selling it off brings howls of protest as no one wants to make hard decisions. Read on:

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Faulknardo: The sequel

The Wall Street Journal published a story Friday about the efforts of the Faulkner Estate to wring every bit of revenue out of the scribe's legacy. The recently reported lawsuits against Sony Pictures and Northrup over the use of Faulkner quotes were only one front in the battle as the copyrights to his work begin to expire in ten years. The estate removed Mr. Faulkner's Nobel Prize medal from Ole Miss and put it up for auction at Southeby's. The medal went unsold. Fortunately. The Journal reported:

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So sorry, Bill.

The Mississippi Business Journal reported firearm manufacturer Talon will build a plant in Ridgeland:

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Questions for the PM

July 3 edition. Enjoy.

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Saturday, July 27, 2013

Thieves getting bolder in NE Jackson.

WLBT reported last night more burglaries and armed robberies plague Northeast Jackson:

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From the archives

Who can forget Ike Brown promising to run all whites out of the Democrat Party in a letter to the Clarion-Ledger a few years ago?

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Gannett stays true to form.

Spoke to the WSJ reps several more times.  Didn't deliver last week, today was in improvement. The carrier delivered The New York Times.  She has delivered it exactly 3 out of 11 weekends. It being the WSJ.  Twice she has delivered the NYT instead.  Thank you Gannett. I'm starting to wonder if the carrier is literate. Seriously. Maybe I'll pull a Chane and next Friday night grab one of those orange barrels, put it on the curb, and tape a poster that says "Wall Street Journal HERE" with a big arrow. Of course I'd return the barrel in the morning.  If you're a Gannett advertiser, advertise on their websites. Customers can't see your print ads if they can't deliver the paper properly.

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Friday, July 26, 2013

Nubian Nero

While Detroit burned, watch this 2010 video of a city council meeting.

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The failure of government

The implosion of government.  Danie Henninger opined about it a few weeks ago in the Wall Street Journal:

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Thursday, July 25, 2013

Save these mutts

This picture of perfection belongs to Brownie and Cotton, owner surrenders who are in need of a new home, together. These majestic boys are 2 years and bonded at the hip, as they have been together since birth. Although they are incredible boys, we feel they would do best as the only fur children in a home, and in a home without small children. They have wonderful personalities, quite comical at times! These guys are available through CARA in Jackson, Ms. If interested, please do online application at www.carams.org.

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Who needs fumigating, the skeeters or the supes? We report, you decide.

The Hinds County Board of Supervisors rejected the only bid for mosquito spraying last week.  The discussion became rather raucous at times as Supervisor Kenneth Stokes tried to push the contract to Hathorn Pest Control while claiming certifications were used to keep blacks from getting contracts.

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Savage gets 25 years for beating mom and girlfriend.

Rankin-Madison District Attorney Michael Guest issued the following press release:

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Supreme Court decision? What Supreme Court decision.

Eric Holder just announced he is going to try and reimpose "pre-clearance" on Texas. The New York Times just reported:

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Thar' she blows

Scenes from Capitol Street yesterday:

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Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Pitiful

Look what qualifies for EBT at a local grocery store:

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WJNT this morning.

Hinds County Sheriff Tyrone Lewis appeared on the show. We discussed the jail for a good portion of the show. Here is a video tour of the jail shot by this website last year. 


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Canton rematch

Governor Bryant set the special election for Ward 1 Alderman in Canton for August 13.  The candidates will be Rodriguez Brown, Ray Rosamond, and Jeff Ross.

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Sheriff Bailey needs your help

Rankin County Sheriff's office looking for man who robbed Subway on Spillway.  Details in press release posted below:

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Whats next? Department of Ceiling Fans?

Check out the proposed federal regulations for ceiling fans:

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Tuesday, July 23, 2013

Graham & Hunter: Liars!!! (Updated)

Updated: Al Hunter withdrew from the race today. (July 24, 2013) Darryl McQuirter qualified.

Hinds County Interim District 2 Supervisor Al Hunter qualified to run for the seat today while his brother withdrew from the race as well.  Mr. Hunter earlier promised not to run for the seat when appointed.  Supervisors Kenneth Stokes and Robert Graham both said they were appointing replacements for Phil Fisher and the late Doug Anderson who agreed not to run for the seats.No matter. What are promises between friends.

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Monday, July 22, 2013

Lumumba withdraws from case for health reasons. (Updated)

Updated with response from Mayor

Alex Holloway reported Saturday in the Starkville Daily News that Jackson Mayor Chokwe Lumumba withdrew from a case due to health reasons. Mr. Holloway stated:

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No comment.

Perhaps Sanderson Farms should use this pic in the ad next year for the PGA classic to sell tickets:

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Hope for the Delta?

Hope for the Delta? The New York Times asked the question this morning in a story about the Delta. Yup, the Delta has been discovered by the Yankee press.... again. The story focuses on the success Teach for America has had and the spillover effects. A reversal of the dreaded brain drain. The NYT reports:

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Sunday, July 21, 2013

Blast from the past

I've toyed with the idea of re-posting some JJ pieces from the archives. Sort of a weekly or twice a week feature.   We've picked up quite a few new readers along the way and it might be fun to introduce them to some of the blog's history.  Here is the first one: How Faye Peterson threw a case.  Enjoy.

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WLBT: Stokes says let's go to court over primaries

WLBT reported Hinds County Supervisor Robert Graham said the county will not pay for the Democratic and Republican primaries in the elections to replace the late Doug Anderson and Phil Fisher on the Board of Supervisors.  However, he appeared to back down a little in a letter posted below.  Stokes said the parties could take the county to court.

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Jackassery alert

Check out these pics of Faulknardo:

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Saturday, July 20, 2013

Questions for the PM

Here is last week's session of questions for the Prime Minister.  Real debate.

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Vanquished

Congratulations to the Faulkner Estate as it managed to find itself compared to Sharknado after a federal judge dismissed its complaint against Sony Pictures. Truly a feat worthy of the scribe as the Judge threw out a complaint that was on a par with Tara Reid's acting. Or should I have written it had as little logic as Tara Reid's brain? Or was the foundation for the complaint as jiggly as her... well, there are so many different comparisons one can imagine when Sharknado enters the picture but you get the idea.

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Friday, July 19, 2013

The candidates start to line up at the gate

Here is a list of people who have qualified to run for Hinds County Supervisor in Districts 2 & 4:

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Florida's Inspector Javert

The media is starting to turn up the heat on George Zimmerman prosecutor Angela Corey.  Check out some of her other persecutions, oops, I meant prosecutions:

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Thursday, July 18, 2013

Stun gun used on homeowner

WLBT reported a creepy-ass cracka used a stun gun on a homeowner earlier this week while committing a burglary:

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Open-carry hearing

Finally got a copy of the pool coverage from WAPT. Here is the complete video shot of the open-carry hearing held before Hinds County Circuit Judge Winston Kidd last week:

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Graham says county will not pay for primary elections.

Hinds County Supervisor Robert Graham told the Hinds County Republican and Democrat parties the county will not pay for primaries for the supervisor special elections for Districts 2 and 4 in November. Both parties recently announced they will hold primaries and runoffs for the two elections to replace Phil Fisher and the late Doug Anderson. The letters are posted below.

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Wednesday, July 17, 2013

Who will rid us of these pests?

I'm going to write up the story later, but here is a video from the Monday meeting of the Hinds County Board of Supervisors.  The Board rejected the lowest bid for mosquito spraying after Mr. Hathorn of Hathorn Pest Control threw a hissy fit over not getting the contract. He demanded, no, that is not right, he told the board to award him the contract without accepting competitive bids. The board rejected the winning bid and took no further action.  Too bad Phil Fisher wasn't there. He would've straightened out any vendor who told the board to do something.   Enjoy.

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Judge doesn't monkey around, orders rematch in Canton.

Note: Attorney Cory Wilson will appear on WJNT at 8:05 this morning to discuss the verdict.

Looks like we got ourselves a rematch in Canton. A judge threw out the results of the alderman's election in Ward 1 and ordered a new one be held. The Governor will select the date.  The Clarion-Ledger reported:

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Tuesday, July 16, 2013

Rematch!!!

The Madison County Journal just reported on its Facebook page:


"A circuit judge has ordered a new election in the Canton Ward 1 Democratic primary challenge that Ray Rosemand lost to incumbent Rodriguez Brown by four votes."

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Supes congratulate St. Andrews (Video)

The Hinds County Board of  Supervisors passed a resolution honoring St. Andrews Episcopal School for being named one of the top 25 private schools in America:

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Mike is back.

Mike is back and had a few things to say about the Trayvon Martin case in this classic video:

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Hinds County Board of Supervisors yesterday

Here are the complete videos of the regular meeting of the Hinds County Board of Supervisors. Main actions taken yesterday:

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Monday, July 15, 2013

Gipson speaks!!!

Representative Andy Gipson (R-The Wild, Wild West) issued the following press release exploding a few myths about the "open-carry" law:

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More information on "The Stack" incident

JJ published a post two weeks ago about an alleged incident that took place at "the stack" recently:

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Sunday, July 14, 2013

JJ poll: Iphone rules

Nearly 70% of the voters in a recent JJ poll said they use the Iphone.  Results are below and that is what I call dominance.

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Ridgeland & Brandon are the only local cities that post minutes online.

The Clarion-Ledger published a story written by Brian Eason that was rather critical of Jackson's website. Mr. Eason pointed out in a fit of showing contempt for the people of Jackson that the city does not post minutes of city council meetings on its website. Such practice is common in large cities. Jackson used to publish the minutes but stopped doing so within a couple of months after Harvey assumed office in 2009. Hmmm.... now why would a Mayor quit posting minutes right after he assumes office?  Nary a peep out of certain local publications about that change in policy.

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Saturday, July 13, 2013

Banned in China, right on in Egypt

China banned this video of an Egyptian kid saying a few things about tyranny:

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Another take on the Zimmerman case

Daniel Flynn wrote a thought-provoking piece in the American Spectator about the Trayvon Martin case from a different angle- males in society:

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Is there nothing Gannett can't screw up?

I'm old fashioned in some ways. I still like to read a newspaper.

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Friday, July 12, 2013

Breaking: Kidd grants injunction.

Judge Kidd granted the injunction against the open carry law as being "unconstitutionally vague". The injunction is in place until the legislature "reviews, amends, or clarifies HB2." The court said it:

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No comment.

OK, it  might be time to teach some very basic geography to Jackson employees as the city's pothole patrol was seen at 6:30 AM today in um, Madkson:

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Robbed again.

The home at 1910 Eastover Drive was robbed again in the last 24 hours.   Thieves struck the house two weeks ago and shot a woman who was watching the house as the owners were away.  The thieves also killed the dog. The victim survived and is recovering from the injury. 

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More on the Eastover shooting

Anthony Warren interviewed the shooting victim in the recent Eastover Drive robbery in the Northside Sun last week. Mr. Warren reported:

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Thursday, July 11, 2013

Hinds GOP announces primary dates

The Hinds County Republican Party just issued the following press release:

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The Ron Chane Tour goes worldwide

Fixing a pothole near you.  Ron Chane's crusade to fix potholes in Jackson made the British newspapers. He didn't make Page 3 (and do we really want to see him on Page 3?) but he did make the Daily Mail.  The newspaper reported:

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Suction cups defeat price gougers

Some kids with an iphone and suction cups defeat GM's attempted price-gouging. Karl Denninger writes at The Market Ticker:

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Latest crime stats

Here are the latest crime reports for Rankin County, Madison (City), Reservoir, and Byram. Jackson has not updated the crime reports since May 19. 

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Wednesday, July 10, 2013

Ridgeland PD nab shooter.

An afternoon of excitement in NE Jackson and Ridgeland came to an end as Ridgeland PD arrested a Justin Fowler after he shot at a van leaving the Home Depot on I-55 N in Jackson.

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And......we're off to the races

Clinton Alderman Tony Greer (R-Choctaw Field) is first out of the gate as he qualified to run for Hinds County District #4 Supervisor today.  Mr. Greer is a CPA and commercial realtor. 

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Hinds Dems announce Supervisor primaries

The Hinds County Democratic Party Executive Committee issued a press release concerning primaries for the elections of Supervisors in Districts 2 and 4. The qualifying fee will be $15.

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WJNT this morning

Representative Andy Gipson (R-The Wild West) appeared on the first half of the show to discuss the court fight over the open-carry law.


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One last view of Senator Bean.

Senator Jim Bean passed away Monday.  Here is an outtake from the video we produced about him in December.  It's one of those clips that was very good but was cut on the editing floor.  Very emotional moment for Mr. Bean and showed his character.

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Former CMU General Manager sues for reverse discrimination

Former Canton Municipal Utilities general manager John Wallace sued three CMU board members in U.S. District Court yesterday for reverse discrimination. CMU fired Mr. Wallace on June 4, 2013, on a 3-2 vote.  He served in his position for 35 years. He is represented by attorney Lisa Ross. Mr. Wallace accused board members Landres Cheeks, Cleotha Williams and L.C. Slaughter of violating his civil rights and sued them personally. Mr. Wallace also filed a motion for a temporary restraining order requiring CMU to reinstate him as general manager.

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Tuesday, July 9, 2013

Remembering Senator Jim Bean

Update: Senator Bean passed away Sunday.  It seemed fitting to bump up this post from a few weeks ago. Little did I know when I posted this video fate would take a turn for the worse.  I'm honored to have met the man and produced this video about him.  

Original post on June 26, 2013: JJ produced this video for the Mississippi Primary Healthcare Association in honor of former Senator Jim Bean. MPHA presented the video at a January luncheon honoring former Senator Jim Bean. He still lives in Hattiesburg and was a pleasure to meet. Very classy gentleman.  He took the lead in passing legislation establishing primary health care centers around the state. I am very proud of producing this video as it honors someone worthy of respect and presents several positive messages.   Enjoy the video.

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Like a boss.

So you think your life sucks. You're about to find out how much it really sucks. Meet Alex, a Euro. Alex meets girl. A few weeks later they sell everything they own and buy a sailboat. They have spent the last several years sailing from Europe to the Caribbean to Florida. Did I mention he picked up sponsors along the way? The couple naturally has a blog chronicling their um, endeavors. Can you really call this an endeavor?  Warning: Some of the pics are not safe for work, children, or San Francisco Democrats. If you are feeling particularly dangerous, check out the February 2012 posts. Here is some video of their travels:

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Monday, July 8, 2013

Kidd extends TRO.

Hinds County Circuit Judge Winston Kidd extended the temporary restraining order preventing enactment of the "open-carry" law until July 12, 2013.  Judge Kidd will hold a hearing on that day to determine whether to convert the TRO to an injunction or determine whether the law is actually constitutional.  See my Twitter feed at kingfish1935 to read an account of today's hearing. Here are some pictures provided by the AP.  Rogilio Solis (AP) took these photos.

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Follow open carry hearing on Twitter

@Kingfish1935 on Twitter.
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Open carry rematch today. Gipson speaks.

Judge Kidd will hear arguments today on the temporary restraining ordered he issued June 28 against enactment of the new "open carry" law. HB2 author Andy Gipson (R-The Wild West) sent these thoughts about the legal scrum to JJ and gave permission to use them:

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Sunday, July 7, 2013

WSJ: Obamacare can double or triple premiums for the healthy

You can keep your insurance. Your premiums will not rise. Blah blah blah.  Louis Radnofsky reports in the Wall Street Journal  there will be some nasty cases of sticker shock under Obamacare:

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Judge orders Hinds County to turn over Motorola settlement agreement to JJ

Special Chancellor Larry Buffington ordered Hinds County to turn over to Jackson Jambalaya a copy of the settlement agreement between the county and Motorola. Hinds County sued Motorola in 2009 for damages. Hinds County claimed Motorola allowed Ridgeland and Madison to "bootleg" off of the radio system.*  The case settled for an undisclosed amount in 2011. It is not known how much money Hinds County or its attorney, Precious Martin, received in the settlement agreement. Attorney Curt Crowley represented Jackson Jambalaya.

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Friday, July 5, 2013

Watch out!!!

Ten days from now.....LIVE at the Hinds County Courthouse...... No time limit.... No special referee, in fact, there is no referee..... No rules..... don't worry about tickets.... the show is FREE!!!

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Graham & Stokes tag-team Peggy, appoint new Supes. (Video)

Check out how Afa and Sika played when they appointed replacement supervisors for Districts 2 and 4 to the Hinds County Board of Supervisors in this video.  The two pulled the item from the agenda and moved it up to the beginning of the meeting.  The agenda is posted below.  What you see in the video took place right after the public hearing section on the agenda. All you need to see is the first two minutes of the video.

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US spends more on ed with little to show for it. Sound familiar?

The United States spends more on education than all other countries yet gets poorer results.  Suprised? CBS News reports:

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Sheriff attacks rumors

WLBT reported Hinds County Sheriff Tyrone Lewis had a few things to say about some rumors:

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Thursday, July 4, 2013

Happy Independence Day!!! (NSFW)

Happy Independence Day. This post is not safe for work, kids, girlfriends, and Democrats from San Francisco. Enjoy.

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Wednesday, July 3, 2013

HELP!!!

Renee Tatum lost everything she owned in the fire that wiped out the Lakeshore Pointe Apartments by the Ross Barnett Reservoir.  She is a nail tech at Images Hair Salon.  If you are interested in helping her and her three children, here is the information you need:

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This morning on WJNT

Had a few things to say about the Hinds County Board of Supervisors.  Clinton Alderman Tony Greer came on the show for two segments to discuss the Board and Obamacare.


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Not too bright, is he?

The Rankin County Sheriff's Office issued the following press release:

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Tuesday, July 2, 2013

Constable says lawsuit was filed without his consent in gun law fight.

Update: Mississippi Supreme Court just refused to issue an emergency stay of Judge Kidd's ruling. Copy of decision

Hinds County District 4 Constable Jon Lewis issued a statement concerning his alleged participation in a motion filed to stop implementation of the "open-carry law".

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Sheriff Bailey announces bust of burglary ring

Rankin County Deputies Arrest Suspects in Recent House Burglaries:

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Questions for the PM

You think our politics are rough, imagine doing this in Congress every week:

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Jackson gets on the wrong list.

Jackson made another "worst" list, this time the list is most dangerous cities.

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Monday, July 1, 2013

FBI welcomes new chief

The FBI issued the following press release congratulating Lindsey Horton on becoming the new chief of JPD:

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Hinds Supes appoint replacements. Whites need not apply.



The Hinds County Board of Supervisors just appointed Al Hunter to represent district #2 and Robert Walker to represent district #4. Both are black. Mr. Hunter is a contractor and Dr. Walker was Chief Administrative Officer under Frank Melton. 

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Thieves hit carnival for special needs children.

Thieves broke into six cars at Briarwood Presbyterian Church Saturday afternoon during a carnival. The church was hosting the fund-raiser for The Little Lighthouse. The Little Lighthouse is a school for children with disabilities under the age of six years old.  The Little Lighthouse does not charge tuition and uses teachers and therapists to serve the children. 

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MHSAA: Please reverse your rule. Increase involvement in sports instead of limiting opportunities

A reader submitted this column

As a former soccer parent involved in all aspects of the game, and also a youth and high school soccer referee, I have seen kids of all ages, from U4 through U18 and high school teams play the game of soccer.  It is a wonderful sight to see kids who met and played together at ages 4 and 5, continue to play together in club soccer and sometimes also in high school.

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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