Thursday, August 21, 2025

Catch & Release! Squawk! Catch & Release!

 Shonta/Shanta Richmond is not just a star graduate of the Hinds County criminal justice system's Catch & Release program but is a valedictorian.  Richmond gained recent notoriety after he robbed the Cadence Bank on Canton Mart Road.  However,  our would-be bank-robber is under indictment for  manslaughter, aggravated DUI, and fourth-offense DUI.   

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Asleep at the Wheel?

 Check out this JPD officer.  

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Empower Mississippi Podcast: The Choice for School Choice is Now

With Speaker Jason White and Governor Tate Reeves signaling school choice as the top priority for the 2026 legislative session, momentum is building—but so is the opposition. On this episode of the Empower Mississippi podcast, host Grant Callen sits down with Mike Hurst, Chairman of the Mississippi Republican Party, for a deep dive into the heated debate surrounding school choice. Grant and Mike unpack the myths, address concerns such as constitutionality, the impact on public schools, and explore what’s at stake for Mississippi’s families and the future. Stick around to the end for some thoughts on the 2027 governor’s race, which is already in full swing.

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PEER Slams the MHSAA Star Chamber

 The MHSAA's banning of Tupelo High School freshman track sensation Andrew Brown from competing in track and field last year drew the attention of the PEER Committee.  PEER scrutinized MHSAA and found the organization wanting as there was little due process 

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Wednesday, August 20, 2025

Bedwetter Alert

 The Good......

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It's Not Happening at the Zoo

Whither goes the Jackson Zoo?  WLBT reported:

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Food Stamp Queen Busted

 The Mississippi Department of Human Services issued the following statement. 

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Please Support Jackson Jambalaya

 It's that time of year again so please support your favorite Jackson website.  Your support makes this website possible and it would not have made it this far without you. JJ led the way in reporting on the Jackson water crisis and covered stories the media would not touch, right.  However, the need for your support remains as strong as ever. 

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Burning Up in Mississippi

 Mississippi has the second highest rate for children dying of heat injuries because they were left in vehicles.  

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Robert St. John: Vacations Through Time

Vacations weren’t part of my childhood the way they were for most kids I knew. While my friends packed up for the coast or flew off on ski trips, my mother, who taught art to other people’s children, was too busy stretching her meager paycheck to dream of beaches or mountain slopes. We made one trip to New York to visit her parents, and every so often kind friends would invite us to tag along on their beach vacations. Those moments felt like winning the lottery. They didn’t happen often, but when they did, I carried the memory for years.

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Live From Downtown

Meet the new keeper of the grounds at City Hall. 

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Sid Salter: Greg Iles Saved Best Writing for his Reflective Natchez Burning Trilogy

The death of sensational Mississippi author Greg Iles last week after a long battle with cancer and the realities of the aftermath of a near-fatal 2011 car accident in his hometown of Natchez stills one of the state’s most courageous and meaningful literary voices.

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Tuesday, August 19, 2025

Federal Judge Strikes Down Mississippi Supreme Court Districts

 The state of Mississippi is going to have to redraw the maps for electing Supreme Court justices.  

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The Return of the King?

 Well, it is clear why that thug bar/restaurant/dive on North Mart was able to operate and harass the neighborhood with impunity. 

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Pelahatchie Police Bust Druggies, Save Kids

 The Pelahatchie Police Department issued the following statement. 

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This Is No Band Camp

 Meanwhile at the homeless camp in South Jackson....

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Rankin County Lands $6 Billion Data Center

 First Consul Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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Madison Wins Re-Zoning Fight

The gas stations must wait.  

The Queen won another court fight as the city of Madison prevailed against Madison County in a battle over the rezoning of a large tract of land by the Reunion interchange on I-55. Madison County Circuit Judge Steve Ratcliff denied re-zoning after finding the county engaged in contract zoning, an illegal practice in Mississippi. 

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Monday, August 18, 2025

The Jambalaya Podcast: Attacking the Attack

This post was first published on July 23. 

The New Republic recently published an article on JXN Water Manager Ted Henifin.  Actually, a hit piece is a more apt description as shown by this rather misleading headline: 

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Sound of Music Returns to the Big Screen

 One of the all-time cinematic greats returns to the big screen September 14 for a run of four nights.  Mothers, make plans to take your daughters to see none other than The Sound of Music for its 60th anniversary. Showtimes are posted below.  Get your tickets now.  This one usually sells out.  

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Canton Mart Bank Robber Caught

 The Capitol Police issued the following statement. 

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Nothing Like Good Ole American Ingenuity

Who says change doesn't create innovation? 

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Tate Sends Troops to DC

 Governor Tate Reeves issued the following statement. 

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Blackmon Pays Up

 Canton Attorney Lawrence Blackmon paid his fine for contempt of court in Madison County last week.

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Advertise with the LSU Tigers on WYAB

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Watch Your Neighbor

 The citizens of Crownpointe Drive in Northeast Jackson might want to keep an eye on one of their neighbors.  

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Traffic Update

 The light at Meadwobrook and Ridgewood will be repaired today.   A contractor apparently miswired the light after a truck knocked it out of commission several months ago.  Motorists reported instances of where the light was green in both directions at the same time.  Not a good thing, obviously.  The city was notified yesterday.  The city put out four-way stop signs at the intersection and will fix the light today.  

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Sunday, August 17, 2025

56 Years

 Camille.  That is all that needs to be said.  

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The Embezzlement Chronicles: A Band Mom Strikes Again

 Yet another band mom has gotten in trouble for alleged embezzlement.  

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Come By Tomorrow at Two

"There is a line, by us unseen, that crosses ev’ry path, The hidden boundary between God’s patience and His wrath. To pass that limit is to die, to die as if by stealth; It does not quench the beaming eye, nor fade the glow of health; The conscience may be still at ease, the spirit light and gay; That which is pleasing, still may please, and care be thrust away."  The late Dr. Frank Pollard recited the old hymn* in the 1997 sermon posted below as he discussed gambling with salvation.   That's the thing about betting, you can win big but also lose big and sometimes there is no second chance.   

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Bill Crawford: Duff Drawing Eyes Away from Usual Politicians

By all accounts Tommy Duff’s talk at the Rankin County Republican Executive Committee’s Lincoln-Reagan-Trump dinner was a political home run. I say talk because the potential 2027 candidate for governor had no script and conversationally discussed his business successes along with Mississippi’s opportunities and challenges. The home run description derives from the size and composition of the crowd, the intense media coverage, and comments by several seasoned politicos who attended.

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Saturday, August 16, 2025

Will Apple Become Boeing?

Has Apple finally lost its shine?  The Youtube channel Apple Explained asks that question in a rather interesting video recently posted.  Check it out.  

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Wingate Stops JXN Water From Cutting off Apartment Complex's Water Again

Yet another apartment complex refuses to pay its water bill.  Tracewood Apartments asked U.S. District Judge Henry Wingate to keep JXN Water from cutting off its water.  JXN Water claims the apartment complex owes over $300,000 in past due water bills.  The apartments are on Old Canton Road by Northpointe Estates.  

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D.L. Gardner: Mankind's Uneasy Peace

Before his second term, President Trump had four years to clean shop and reload. Now we are well on our way to leading the world toward stability and an uneasy peace.

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Friday, August 15, 2025

Idiot of the Day

 Nothing like a Tackleberry wannabe......

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New Orleans Mayor Indicted (Updated)

Indictment posted below.  

New Orleans Mayor Latoya Cantrell was indicted by a federal grand jury on public corruption charges. The Justice Department will hold a press conference this afternoon. 

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Jackson's Oldest Cigar Shop Goes Bonsai

 It's time for the Country Squire to grow and grow it will as it packs up and moves into the old Danny's location on Lakeland Drive later this year.   

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Come Meet the Lord

 Lord Daniel Hannan, that is.  The Brexit leader will be the featured speaker at the Mississippi Center for Public Policy's luncheon at River Hills Club on September 24.  More information is posted below.  

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Heat is on for AC Thief (Alleged)

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Sleeping the Day Away

 Apparently the culture created by the Chokwe Antar Lumumba crew in the city's workforce is still going strong.  Exhibit A: 

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Memories of Salad Dressings

Posted below is yet another ZeroBear PolyBear recipe.  He is away but recently sent a bushel of recipes in a downloadable pdf format as requested by readers.  Check out his recipe for salad dressing below.  

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Thursday, August 14, 2025

Last Call for Something

 Meanwhile over at Last Call.......

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Child Kidnapped at Bus Stop

 Update: Found! Mother arrested in New Orleans and waiting extradition to Jackson. 


JPD issued the following statement. 

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Former UMC Physician Indicted on Sexual Battery of Patients (Updated)

 Update: Indictment posted below. 

Attorney General Lynn Fitch issued the following statement yesterday. 

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Idiot of the Day

 Sometimes, you really shouldn't mess with the police, especially for the fun of it.  

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Duff Speaks!

Post includes complete video of speech. 

Billionaire Tommy Duff had his political coming-out party at the Rankin County Republican Party dinner held at the Sheraton in Flowood Monday night.  

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Two Mississippi Supreme Court Justices Nominated to Federal Bench

 President Donald Trump nominated two Mississippi Supreme Court justices to serve on the federal bench.  He announced on Truthsocial: 

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Wednesday, August 13, 2025

'Murica!

 What happens when some Limeys meet some Rednecks?  

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Blossom Gets Water Reprieve

Jackson Mayor John Horhn issued the following statement. 

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The Ballad of Rudy: Postponed

 The sentencing of Rudy Warnock will not take place in November as originally scheduled.  U.S. District Judge Kristi Johnson made the following entries in the docket of U.S.A. v. Warnock et al. 

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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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