Tuesday, November 12, 2024

Roll Call!

 Who has a path to the college football playoffs this week? 

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Food Fight

Mississippi Today's Editor had a conniption after Magnolia Tribune publisher Russ Latino got his own weekly radio show at Mississippi Public Broadcasting.  Heavens to mergatroid, what is Mississippi coming to when a Republican activist is allowed on the airwaves? The horror.  Check out some excerpts from Editor Adam Ganucheau's screed against Magnolia Tribune Publisher, Russ Latino:

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Treasurer Returns $1 Million in Unclaimed Property to Citizens

State Treasurer David McRae authored this sponsored post.  

Treasurer David McRae today announced that roughly 4,000 Mississippians will be receiving checks from the State Treasury’s Unclaimed Money Division, and those who receive them are encouraged to cash them. More than $1 million is expected to be distributed.

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Coming Soon

 Torrence Mayfield's trial is just around the corner.  The docket in U.S.A. v. Mayfield states: 

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Idiot of the Day Honoree Gets 30 Years

 Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Monday, November 11, 2024

Shooting at Burlington

 An individual was shot in the chest during an armed robbery at the Burlington Coat Factory in Northeast Jackson tonight.  

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Farewell, Chris Picou, Farewell

The Madison Police Department issued the funeral arrangements for Chris Picou. 

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Oops!

Somehow, I don't think the Clarion-Ledger meant to publish this headline.  

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Get Your JJ Tumbler

 JJ has a new batch of 30 oz tumblers in stock.   Get one before they sell out.  The cost is $38.  The tumblers are dishwasher-safe.  Email kingfish1935@gmail.com to get one.  

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Chainsaw Carjacker Caught

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Night-Night

 Who doesn't like a good bed-time story? 

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Sunday, November 10, 2024

Armed Men Seize Biloxi City Hall

What happens when a Mayor refuses to leave office even after losing the election?  Well, it happened in Biloxi in 1935 as the Mayor-Elect was forced to use armed men to take control of Biloxi City Hall. The man he beat was quite the cuss as shown in the articles posted below. 

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The Redemption Mission

 When it came time for the Cross, the apostles all scattered to the wind but for one.  They all faced martyrdom but for one.   That one disciple stood at Calvary with Mary as she watched her son die on the cross.  The late Dr. Frank Pollard discussed how the apostle John was rewarded for such faithfulness.  Living to nearly 100 years old, he wrote the most influential Gospel.  It was he who was given the divine Revelation that has captivated so many.   Dr. Pollard said more in the 1996 sermon posted below.  Enjoy.  

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Bill Crawford: Responsible Concerns About Tax Cuts are not Myths

Tax cuts remain the top topic of our triumvirate of power.

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Saturday, November 9, 2024

Time for Some Real Time

 Losing an election is hard and Tuesday was no exception.  Bill Maher ripped off the band-aid last night as he gave some tough love to his team. 

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D.L. Garner: Waltz's Hard Truths

KF Note: This column was distributed on November 3. 
 
According to the book cover, “Congressman Mike Waltz represents Florida’s sixth congressional district. He is the first Green Beret to be elected to Congress and a former White House and Pentagon policy advisor. He has served worldwide with multiple tours in Africa, the Middle East, and Afghanistan. For his actions in combat, Mike was decorated with four Bronze Stars, two of them with valor. He is a nationally known leader in national security and with regard to the threats posed by China, Russia, Iran, and global terrorism.”

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On the Menu Tonight....

 Never let it be said Bravo! and Aplo's do not serve their food fresh.  ;-). 

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Friday, November 8, 2024

Guilty!

 Former Hinds County Interim Sheriff Marshand Crisler was found guilty of selling ammunition to a convicted felon and bribery. 

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Still Going Strong After 126 Years

 It's hunting season!  You spent two grand on that Benelli shot gun and several hundred thousand dollars on that hunting camp membership.  However, your footgear just plain sucks but you don't want to buy crap.   Meet Russell Moccasin Boots, some of the best boots made for the outdoors.  

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Chaos Rules!

 Some Lumumba peeps  took over a community forum hosted by Ward 3 Councilman Kenneth I. Stokes  at Cornerstone Missionary Baptist Church last night.  

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The Unvanquished

 Sista Rukia has a few things to say about her brother's indictment.  

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Great Northern Beans and Ham

Collection of ZeroBear PolyBear's recipes.

Does anyone know if there is a National Dried Beans Day?



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Thursday, November 7, 2024

Victory

 Meanwhile, Anthony Fox enjoys a cigar, Stephen A style, outside the federal courthouse this afternoon.

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Live from the Courtroom

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba, Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens, and Ward 6 Councilman Aaron Banks pleaded not guilty to federal corruption charges this afternoon in U.S. District Court. 

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Mistletoe Mayhem

 Just another night among Jackson's finest at the Mississippi Trade Mart. 

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Owens, Banks, & Lumumba Indicted

INDICTMENT POSTED BELOW!!!

D.A. bragged about dope money

$50,000 bribes allegedly laundered to Mayor 

A federal grand jury indicted Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba, Hinds County District Attorney Jody Owens, and Jackson Ward 6 Councilman Aaron Banks on corruption charges on October 23.  

Mayor allegedly calling to move RFQ deadline while on yacht
 

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Two New Charter Schools Approved

 The Mississippi Charter School Authorizer Board issued the following statement. 

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Wednesday, November 6, 2024

Lumumba Announces Indictment

 Jackson Mayor Chokwe Antar Lumumba announced a federal grand jury indicted him on "bribery and related charges" in a video posted on the city's Facebook page. 

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How Did We Get Here?

 The results of the Presidential election came as a delightful surprise to some and a crushing blow to others.  How did we get here? Former Wall Street Journal Publisher Gerard Baker spelled it all out in an October 30 column published on the pages of the Journal.  Mr. Baker opined: 

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Crisler Goes on Trial

 Marshand Crisler's trial in federal court begins today.   

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Robert St. John: Exposure

PETROGNANO, TUSCANY—Yesterday, I took my guests to a local friend’s sheep farm just down the road from our villa. It’s a working dairy farm where 500 head of sheep provide milk to make excellent pecorino cheese. This farm isn’t for show. It’s where three families live and work. The spicy fig jam they sell in their small shop comes from the tree by the front door, the olive oil from their own grove, and the gardens, chickens, and cured meats all come from the land around them. I tell my guests, “This is not EPCOT Italy.” No one built this to give Americans an idea of what a Tuscan farm should look like. This is it. It’s real. True zero kilometers life.

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Funny of the Day

 What happens when North Korean troops leave their country for the first time? 

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Sid Salter: Post-Election & Political Landscape Changed Since Jan. 6 Riots

Today – one day after the 2024 U.S. presidential election – it’s unlikely that Americans yet have a clear and reliable idea of just which candidate won the balloting between Democrat Vice President Kamala Harris and Republican former president Donald Trump. In 2020, it was four days after election day before the TV and news media organizations projected a winner.

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Tuesday, November 5, 2024

Election Night

 It's finally here.  Who wins? Who loses? Will the loser have to leave town? Consider this post an election night open thread. Fire away.

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Bedwetter Alert

 Suffer the little children for they may indeed suffer.  

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45 Years

 Rankin-Madison District Attorney Bubba Bramlett issued the following statement. 

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Election Day Thread

 Today is the day so get out and vote early and often. This is the Election Day thread.  Fire away.  

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Hospital Association Has Competition

The Mississippi Hospital Association has some competition.  

The Mississippi Healthcare Collaborative issued the following statement. 

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It's Time to Lie

I hate exit polls. I hate the "experts" sitting there on election night telling us what will happen before the votes are counted and I especially love it when they look stupid.  I dug up this old column from one of my favorite columnists, Mike Royko.  Mr. Royko urged people to lie to exit pollsters after they voted.  Some drive-time DJ's liked his column so much they read it on the air.  Next thing you know, the experts were looking pretty stupid as their exit polls were completely wrong that night.  Here is the column and if confronted by an exit pollster this week: LIE!!!:

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Close but no Cigar for (Alleged) Drunk Driver

The Goon Squad apparently casts a long shadow, even out to the Rez.  A federal employee tried to use the Goon Squad's notoriety to get out of a DUI.  The key word is "tried."   This post almost classified for "Idiot of the Day."  

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Elect Jennifer Branning to Mississippi Supreme Court


Update:  Jenifer Brannings’s campaign for the Mississippi Supreme Court will have an election night event at the Westin Hotel, located at 407 South Congress Street, Jackson, Mississippi. The event will begin at 8:00 p.m.


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Monday, November 4, 2024

Horrible!

A man died on East McDowell Road after an asphalt truck dumped a load of hot asphalt on him.  The cause is suspected to be a malfunctioned in the truck's hydraulics.   

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Ain'ts Fire Coach

 The New Orleans Saints issued the following statement. 

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Getting Up to Code in Gluckstadt

 The city of Gluckstadt issued the following statement. 

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Re-Elect Senator Roger Wicker


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Parents of the Day - NOT!

 Rankin County Sheriff Bryan Bailey issued the following statement. 

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Walking on Thin Ice

 No one likes to go to Detention but sometimes it has to be done.  

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Sunday, November 3, 2024

Classy! (Updated)

 Nothing like divorces and presidential elections to bring out the stupid.  Exhibit A: Renaissance

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Blessing & Cursing

"I am part of all whom I have met, so friend of me, you are a wholesome part,  our precious visits lingering with me yet or flowers in the precious garden of my hear,t so friend of me though you may be far away, between us stretch mountains, plains, and sea, yet by my side you walk and talk each day for you are a precious part of me."  We don't know who wrote those words but the late Dr. Frank Pollard recited the poem as he preached from Malachi.  Enjoy the 1996 sermon posted below.  

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Bill Crawford: State Auditor's "Study" Useful but Lacking

“It was time to take a chainsaw” to fat in state government,” State Auditor Shad White said in announcing his $2 million study of government spending by Boston Consulting Group.

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Saturday, November 2, 2024

Coming Soon: Jackson Today?

 Well, well, well, it appears the Barksdalers are about to start another online publication.  Check out the fundraising invitation posted below. 

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D.L. Gardner: Election Sermon

Pastors, churches, denominations, and faith organizations usually have rules, written or otherwise about political endorsements. Politics has gotten downright testy the past couple of decades or so. Lordy, Lordy let’s not mix politics and religion, you know separation of sects and all. Heaven knows there’re more sects today than we started with back in the beginning.

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Friday, November 1, 2024

No Comment!

 Live from North State Street in Jackson. 

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The $28 Million Unconditional Surrender

It was a surrender nearly worthy of Versailles or Appomattox as Dr. Spencer Sullivan agreed to a $28 million judgment after UMMC sued him for stealing patient lists and other trade secrets when he worked for the hospital ten years ago.  However, UMMC will not enforce the judgment if the physician forfeits his medical license and closes down his business, Mississippi Center for Advanced Medicine.  In other words, pay up or get out of town.  

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MCPP: Politics Without a Legacy is Pointless

“All political lives end in failure” observed the British Prime Minister, Harold Macmillan. His did. So, too, will Joe Biden’s.

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It's War!

 Former trooper Ivana Williams declared war on the Mississippi Department of Public Safety last night. 

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Shrimp, Butternut Squash, & Orzo Pasta Soup

Eat your Tuscan immigrant heart out George Clooney!


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Trollfest '09

Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.

Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).


Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.

Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".

In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.


In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.

Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.

Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.


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Trollfest '07

Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.

There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.

If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!

This is definitely a Beaver production.

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