It's finally here. Who wins? Who loses? Will the loser have to leave town? Consider this post an election night open thread. Fire away.
Tuesday, November 5, 2024
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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
47 comments:
Election? What election? Was we suppose to vote for something today?
So this is different than Election Day thread? We have to post the same crap all over again here?
I think it's about clicks. Advertisers pay for clicks (also called engagement), the more clicks, the more the site owner makes for ads.
Yes, need more clicks.
Either way, I hope the loser disappears forever.
@7:50 This is an open thread meaning he will allow a little more discussion of some thibgs he would nornall censor. But you still cant make fun of hairstyles that resemble dirty mops or talk about Epstein’s flight logs.
Praying for a “kinder, gentler America.”
Bennie's total with 46 percent counted is looking a little peaked. Who is Ron Eller?
Fox 40 coverage is a mess! Why even go into detail on the national race? Let the network do that. The two "experts" are less than impressive. We all knew Wicker and Thompson would roll, there's really no reason to go deep into those races. Kitchens is really the important local race.
The old saying "third time is a charm"
Looks like the JA mom from Renaissance will be having a big ole plate of crow for breakfast in the morning.
The View going to be LIT tomorrow!!
Midnight and it looks like it will be President Trump; hate to go to bed as I might wake up in the morning to their having "discovered" a million or so votes somewhere!
“It’s the economy, stupid.” And that’s the bottom line….
Great night with God answering the prayers of our nation. VP Harris sat a pour example in not appearing on stage at Brown University to congratulate Trump Victory. Now no more phone calls and text!
4:30 AM CNN announces Trump is the president elect. Didn’t take long for one of their leftist Democrat propaganda liars to say there could end up being an abortion ban. Then another says Trump is the most flawed man to ever become president.
Elon Musk tweets “you are the media now.”
What a great day it is. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America once again. Now if you are illegally in our country waiting on your government funded transgender surgery get the HELL out. Self deport to your country of origin.
If anyone on the left is still wondering why Harris lost, just watch a few episodes of Real Time with Bill Maher. The country is tired of the left wing insanity pushed by the progressive left, so much so they would vote a man of very questionable character into office again. Harris offered nothing to lead voters to believe she would stop this affront to common sense, and actually she did the opposite; she picked a looney running mate whose most notable political achievement was getting tampons in boys’ bathrooms.
What are democrats going to do with 50% of Latino voters going to trump and nearly 24% of black vote. Especially black men
Rule of law now only applies to us peasants in the US. The reelection of Trump falls squarely on Garland’s shoulders. Trump should have been in jail two years ago for all his crimes, but Garland dragged his feet. The republicans party would’ve moved on to a more sane candidate. But now the uneducated masses have spoken, the price of eggs is more important than holding a criminal accountable. We as a nation have FA, and now we’re about to FO. May God have mercy on our souls.
My girlfriend‘s Wednesday morning text to me said, “Good morning you piece of garbage, deplorable, and Hitler acolyte.”
She’s the best!
8:37 AM, God did have mercy on us. And the "uneducated" masses have elected a new president. Please take your bag of snark, go towards an exit sign, and have a blessed day.
Your address? I will send you a sympathy card and box of tissue.
Republicans ate the dog shit just to make us smell their breath.
My girlfriend‘s Wednesday morning text to me said, “Good morning you piece of garbage, deplorable, and Hitler acolyte.”
She’s the best!
November 6, 2024 at 8:41 AM
She Sounds Like A Keeper!
8:37 thank god for the uneducated poors.
You rich people and your unlimited egg purchase power were defeated. Me and my criminal leader are going to try to drive the bus now.
Everyone is sick of your insane overwhelming propaganda.
Go enjoy your free range, non GMO safe space and let us handle the real work, like the uneducated peons we are.
“Uneducated?”
Like Elon Musk?
Like Bill Ackman?
Like Jillian Michaels?
Like Peter Thiel?
Like Mark Pincus?
Like Woody Johnson?
Like Dennis Quaid?
Or did you really mean “un-indoctrinated” by leftist college professors that have gone to school their entire lives repeating what they’ve been told to teach including scamming young people into thinking it’s smart to borrow 6 figures for a s____y degree that the market doesn’t hardly pay anything for when you graduate?
Americans had a choice to make to spare us from the four horsemen. We made the right choice. Elon Musk and Ron Paul are going to audit the fed. Trump will put a leash and a muzzle back on Bibi but he will also strangle Iran and China. I also bet there will be another summit with Kim Jong Un with his daughter (and new heir) by his side. my investment in TrumpCoin has already made me rich.
I'll miss that cackle!
Tell it to someone who cares. This transgender nightmare is over, word salads no more. Send Kamala back to Kalifornia to finish running that state into the Pacific. She is finished and Biden will be in hospice with Jimmy Carter soon. Walz was pathetic and just as clueless as she was.
Elite(or those that think they are, but really aren't) white liberals, the democratic leaning news outlets, and celebrities looking down on the common middle class american(not race specific) and thinking they are better than, or telling them they are wrong for not following their agenda, is what lost this election. People in general, black/white/brown/purple/republican/democrat, are tired of this BS. Where progressive ideas take precedence over the health of the American economy or the border. Thats why Harris got whipped, Biggly. She lost the popular vote, the EC, the Senate, and possibly the house for them.
A sympathy card will not do the trick. What they need is some genuine, imitation, USDA approved, insurance covered, butt hurt salve. Guaranteed to help the hurt, or no money back.
You're a glutton for punishment.
Parody post???
There is an incredible piece by Scott Jennings. Its on CNN, Jennings is the only one who is not a leftist. The clip is online at several sites. Here's the jist (below) but watching it is powerful.
“This is a mandate. He’s won the national popular vote for the first time for a Republican since 2004. This is a big deal. This isn’t backing into the office. This is a mandate to do what you said you were going to do: get the economy working again for regular working-class Americans, fix immigration, try to get crime under control, try to reduce the chaos in the world.”
“I’m interpreting the results tonight as the revenge of the working-class American, the anonymous American who has been crushed, insulted, condescended to,” he said. “They’re not garbage. They’re not Nazis. They’re just regular people who get up and go to work every day and are trying to make a better life for their kids. And they feel like they have been told to just shut up when they have complained about the things that are hurting them in their own lives.”
“I also feel like this election as we sit here and pour over this tonight is something of an indictment of the political information complex,” he added. “The story that was portrayed was not true. We were told Puerto Rico was going to change the election. Liz Cheney, Nikki Haley voters, women lying to their husbands,” he said. “Night after night after night, people were told all these things and gimmicks were somehow going to push Harris over the line, and we were just ignoring the fundamentals: inflation, people feeling like they were barely able to tread water at best.”
A+ for Scott Jennings. Thanks for sharing 10:54.
Well said. Let the uneducated working class be heard for once.
We are tired of the piss poor job the arrogant elites have done.
@10:54 I saw that clip and he is spot on. Take the counties outside of major metropolitan cities that he didn't win. They have historically been major blue. Republicans have historically only hade maybe 5-10% of the vote. DJT had a lot of those in the 20-25% and some even as high in the 40% range. Thats YUGE in terms of Republican's easing back into everyday Americans in areas that have historically been staunchly Democrat strongholds.
They just called Michigan while typing this. SO MUCH WINNING even after he has already won! And the liberal media still this morning hasn't figured it out.
I wish I thought celebs and giant fake media outlets were intelligent enough to see this for what it is.
A staunch rejection of the BS and lies they peddle along with the the useless endorsements from spoiled Hollywood brats.
We do not care who Taylor Swift or JLo is voting for.
We cannot afford groceries. Its that simple.
Question about Supreme Court - Dist. 1 Pos. 3 election. If Branning doesn't hit 50% is it a runoff?
Yes - and she won't
Just what we need, another old senile man in charge with an incompetent VP.
Looks like the "Blue Wave" take over turned into a "Blue Flush" of a lot of turds.......Maybe Willie's "Blue Eyes Crying in the Rain" will become the DIM-O-KRATS new anthem!!!!
I look forward to seeing more from JD Vance. Very impressed with that young man and I think he has a bright future.
Between Vance or DeSantis, the MAGA GOP is in fine shape for 2028. The RINOs need to either get on board or change parties.
Short version (1:40) of Harris' concession speech. NSFW https://youtu.be/6-iYXsgAMww
All the states that flipped. The momentum for the GOP right now feels like a shot out of a cannon. Things are about to get REAL interesting.
Troll alert!
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