Thursday, November 7, 2024

Mistletoe Mayhem

 Just another night among Jackson's finest at the Mississippi Trade Mart. 


77 comments:

Anonymous said...

Deputies hold one guy while another delivers two blows to the gut and face. And those brainless twits drunk already. Fuck me.

Anonymous said...

Madison County's finest!

Anonymous said...

Them baws look familiar. Who is it?

Anonymous said...

I heard the guy doing the punching was security

Anonymous said...

I believe the guy making the punches is one of the private security officers hired to work the event. He would have been a lot better off showing a little restraint and filing agg assault charges after the guy kicked him in the face. Instead, he let his emotions get the best of him and retaliated while the guy was restrained. Although he's not LEO, that still won't look good in court.

Anonymous said...

I'm sure this will be settled in The Grove on Saturday.

Anonymous said...

Cause Santa Claus is watching you…..

Anonymous said...

Somebody messed up about their candidate of choice.

Anonymous said...

Not much power behind any of those blows.

Anonymous said...

It always amazes me that people try to force others to put a camera down and not film in public. Kick rocks, you green been casserole sucking corn-bread licking mouth-breaking village idiots.

Anonymous said...

The gala night is nothing other than people pretending to be impirtant, flaunting fake boobs and drinking too much. Surprised this doesn't happen more. I use to go but now it's like a rich boy frat party. Too old for it.

Anonymous said...

Making America Great Again one punch at a time…

Anonymous said...

Before I click on the video, can someone tell me what's the video-sharing venue? I couldn't get any ID on it, even after right-clicking "inspect". I just want to make sure I don't ruin another computer with whitelisted spyware via TikTok. We really need to know who's the video-hosting entity.

Anonymous said...

Fat grey headed guy doesn't pack much of a punch does he? And nice to hear the lady demanding cameras down in a state owned venue.

Anonymous said...

I'm a 40 year old, conservative white male living in Hinds County, and I have no desire to go to these kinds of events for reasons like this. Those rich, white folks from Madison County can't act right once they get a few drinks in them.

Anonymous said...

anyone know who they are or what the issue was?

Anonymous said...

That wasn't a good look for anyone involved. Particularly them nailing the guy while he had his arms pinned behind him by the deputies.

Anonymous said...

Generally it is well-advised to leave functions when they are ended rather than insist to remain and continue drinking

Anonymous said...

Old guy was throwing the haymaker was security. Young buck who got caught the haymaker is Loren Eaton. I wonder what the fisticuffs is about?

Anonymous said...

At 51 years old, I'm proud to say that I've never been to Mistletoe Marketplace, and I NEVER will go. I'd rather drink bleach.

Anonymous said...

Sounds like a helluva time.

Anonymous said...

"flaunting fake boobs and drinking too much" - Sounds like a good time. Someone tell me how to get tickets.

Anonymous said...

"When your legs don't work like they used to before"

Anonymous said...

Staged. Fake.

Anonymous said...

1:26 pm know one, not sure on security guard. no idea of why

Anonymous said...

Usually the fake boobs are flaunted right along side the real ones!

Anonymous said...

Hey, let’s leave fake boobs out of this! They ain’t done shit to nobody

Anonymous said...

"Not much power behind any of those blows" is correct. Looked like two p____s.

Anonymous said...

I wish Madison County trash would stay out of our nice, well-organized, formal NE Jackson events. This is a nice place - we don’t need you people ruining all our fun. If you don’t like the rampant crime, abject failures of local government, gross waste and mismanagement, and crumbling infrastructure, then you can’t play with our things.

Anonymous said...

The handcuffed guy took the other guy's best punch to the jaw and it didn’t even phase him.

Anonymous said...

I saw two certified boobs in that video. I missed the fake boobs.

Wow said...

Mississippi. Dressed up pig.

Anonymous said...

When silent auctions go wrong...

Anonymous said...

What in the White White World of Drunk Combat Sports is going on here!?!?

Anonymous said...

Put Camera Down! We Only Record In Hinds and Rankin County!!

Anonymous said...

What were they fighting over? Silent auction bidding war on a weekend rental at 30A? Or maybe one of them badmouthed the other’s daughter’s dorm room at Ole Miss?

Anonymous said...

Not a good look for Law security. Would you want to contract with a security firm that the owner throws punches like a 2 year old?

Anonymous said...

Against a restrained man at that.

Anonymous said...

Y'all are talking about how the security guards let the shorter guy get in a few "punches" like that's bad after the tall guy just kicked him in the face.

Anonymous said...

"I saw two certified boobs in that video. I missed the fake boobs. "

Who handles the certification exam? Are they hiring?

Anonymous said...

4:02, you are drinking way too early. Where do you surmise they are?

Anonymous said...

It wasn’t security guards letting him get the punches in. Those were sheriffs deputies restraining the man while some old dude who owns a useless security company hit him. There’s multiple laws violated there. We don’t know what transpired before the video. But law enforcement restraining an individual while letting another hit him, no matter how weak the blows might have been, is not acceptable. Period.

Anonymous said...

They got in a fight over it being last call. Neither is pressing charges.

Anonymous said...

yea 7:12 , you must be a bit soft, just trying to be nice and not use the english i would like too..anyway, after the first wrong.... there are no more wrongs !

Anonymous said...

One deputy moved his arm out of the way so old dude could have a clear shot at young buck’s face. $300 per couple is a lot to pay to get an ass whuppin like that.

Anonymous said...

Right!

Anonymous said...

I thought so too! The punches made zero impact.

Anonymous said...

Reunion and Lake Caroline produce the most fake boobs!

Anonymous said...

I grew up with the dude getting restrained and punched and let me tell ya, that dude that got kicked in the face got off easy.

Anonymous said...

“ A lovely time was had by all…”

Anonymous said...

Yeah I remember when I had my first beer

Anonymous said...

Why were they fighting

Anonymous said...

Nothing like Jackpot justice. Law Enforcement can not restrain someone and allow another to assault them. Especially a security company that is predominantly off duty law enforcement. They are toast if dude decides to take them all to court. Unfortunately it is likely the tax payers get to pay for this shenanigans at a private event.

Anonymous said...

Even if 7:46 is correct and neither is pressing charges, that does not absolve the actions of the sheriff’s deputies.

Anonymous said...

The Junior League should be completely embarrassed by the childish and irresponsible actions of the owner of the company in charge of security for the event. His childish response jeopardized the safety and jobs of the real law enforcement officers involved. Nothing more than a "wanna-be" with a dime store badge.

Anonymous said...

The only bad boobs in the video are the drunken idiots that caused this embarrassing situation for Madison.

Anonymous said...

Alcohol never disappoints.

Anonymous said...

This lady pushing the camera down needs to learn that’s assault and battery. The officers detaining him should be charged and.the head of security should also be charged because that was not self defense, as well as the idiot that threw the first blow. Let’s not pick and choose here.

Anonymous said...

These are the people in those glossy free magazines I see in the lobbies of doctors’ offices, right, with the pictures of the beautiful people dressed up all glitzy and holding drinks with their whitened veneers exposed in huge fake smiles?

Anonymous said...

10:42, correct. Most are people who want you to think they are someone special or have real money. Most have neither. The amount of goobers in tuxedos standing in line in front of the CSpire red carpet to get their picture taken to post all over Facebook like they were really somewhere special was comical. I was there. It's a great event for a good cause by JLJ that has now become the faux social event of the fall and a complete sh!t show for some of the people attending thinking they are something special. Oh, and the smiles aren't the only things fake.

Anonymous said...

@1:04. Not to mention most of those people in Reunion and Lake Caroline are drowning in debt at the expense of "keeping up with the Joneses."

Anonymous said...

Your REAL rich people around here don’t have to prove they have more than you! They have too much CLASS! Could buy and sell you 10x and no they don’t have to live in Madison like ALL YOU WANT A BE’S!!

Kingfish said...

Frankly, the Junior League has been letting the standards slip for some time. 20 years ago, this was probably the premier social event in Jackson, if not the state. Most men wore tuxes although a few- just a few - wore dark suits.

Now, most of the men wear suits although a few tuxes still populate the event. Unfortunately, some now wear blue jeans or don't even wear jackets as the gala goes casual.

The new trade mart is also smaller than the old one, making the aisles much smaller at Mistletoe Marketplace. The aisles are more cramped and all too often you feel like you are having to elbow your way through the Dock at midnight on a Friday night.

The Junior League should take a long look at raising standards. No jeans allowed, jacket required, tux preferred.

Anonymous said...

Who is playing the part of Hilly Holbrook? “Put it down!”

Anonymous said...

Grandad always said,” Ain’t no good in no bottle.”

Anonymous said...

Thanks for clearing that confusion, KF. The only event that came to mind was the big gala, but no one in the video seemed dressed for it.

reximus said...

LOLZ it made it to Reddit
https://www.reddit.com/r/PublicFreakout/comments/1gmor6t/cops_let_grandpa_get_his_get_back/

Anonymous said...

Who’s the young guy kicking the old guy ? Anyone know his name ? I don’t know what started this, but he’s a dick for kicking an old man in the face while he’s on the ground.

Anonymous said...

Who keeps bringing up Madison and why? Is there any damned context here? No mention, even, regarding what's going on and why, not to mention where and when.

Why was the man restrained by LEO to begin with. If the fat guy wound up on the floor, that's where he deserved to be. If he got his ass kicked (or his belly), all's fair in a street fight.

If the deputies try to claim, 'It all happened so fast and we didn't know the dude was throwing punches', the vid proves otherwise.

PS: Where da black folk at?

Anonymous said...

Looks like two Shihtzus fighting. Hahahaha!

With Pinkie Raised... said...

If this is the JUNIOR LEAGUE, I'd sure as hell hate to see the SENIOR LEAGUE!

Do these Junior Leaguers eventually grow up to be Senior Leaguers? Like JCs (Junior Chamber) grow up to be full-fledged Chamber members?

Methinks Caroline and Reunion might be more about pineapples than mistletoe.

Anonymous said...

When do tickets go on sale for next years Mistetoe Mafia Melee?? Might be worth the price for a front row seat!!!!

Anonymous said...

A great many of us cannot access the video. Our antispyware is protecting us, or we haven't downloaded the software(and given the permissions) necessary for watching videos on whatever they're being shared on. So, could someone who HAS seen the video, please describe it for us?

Anonymous said...

Sometimes I can't access the videos too. I can see this one. Dressed up party, one guy kicks another guy in the head, men in uniform (brown, badges, gun belt) gram the buy who kicked the other one. While he is being held, the guy that got kicked punches the gut of the one being held. About that time, lady in dress comes over and her hand is trying cover the camera as she is saying stop recording.

Anonymous said...

Not only have the standards been lowered regarding the dress for Mistletoe, the standards have been lowered for the membership in the League.

Anonymous said...

So do we yell Mistletoe now instead of Worldstar?

Anonymous said...

I bet Kingfish, wearing a white linen jacket, was outside, parking cars (rifling through the consoles). lol


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