Tuesday, January 19, 2021

The Return of the Boombox

 All's well that ends well.  JSU Head Football Coach Deion Sanders got his boombox back today: 

13 comments:

Anonymous said...

"I love all y'all and especially the HOOD!"

Throw some money out there & you knew it wouldn't be long.

Anonymous said...

Awesome. Now can we get that treatment for non-celebrities?

Anonymous said...

Proof that having something stolen from you in Jackson isn’t a big deal. With the right plea on social media, you can get it returned!

No more prosecutions on property crimes are needed, under the leadership of Lumumba and now Biden. Social media is where victims are made whole.

My Neon Neighbors said...

Self serving, attention grabbing, end-zone dancing clown. When does he announce that he's running for mayor? Oh wait! He doesn't live in Jackson, even though he 'loves the hood'.

Anonymous said...

Happy you got your boom box back Coach Prime!It's great to have a new and positive voice in the Capital City.May your words not only fire up the Tigers to play hard on Saturdays but your message of love and hope inspire the city to do its best every day. Welcome to Jackson,Coach.

Anonymous said...

"I know we can come together for issues like senseless murders,kidnapping,Financial literacy,education,Teenage pregnancy,family breakdown,drugs & alcohol abuse and crime!"

Truly hope and pray he can get local LEADERS to start saying that... and together they can affect change in the community.

Anonymous said...

It had to be the easiest bust in years. The idiot thugs of today MUST post every stupid ass thing they do on social media or brag in public. Stealing "prime time's" box had to be told out loud.

Half the crimes in Jackson can be solved by just listnin' and watchin'.

Anonymous said...

I had a $50,000 generator stolen in downtown Jackson 4 years ago.....I guess a boom box is more important, or either I’m not the right color. I’m thinking both. But we got a Zoo y’all.

Anonymous said...

How bout getting back all my stuff that was stolen out of my car 6 months ago ? It was very sentimental to me.

Anonymous said...

$50,000 generator? Good grief man! What were you powering with that? I'm in construction and the last one I had on a building was about $30k fully hooked up and capable of keeping a 70,000 SF building up and running for days. $50,000!?!

Anonymous said...

My car, that was car jacked, was very sentimental to me, too. So was my child who it was carjacked from. And the horror of her being traumatized has not been forgotten and is etched in all of our memory. Can prime time get this crime solved as well? Oh wait, we aren’t the right color, either, because the perpetrator was identified but never arrested. Gotta love Jackson.

Anonymous said...

My goodness we all need to give him a chance.

African Americans have enjoyed some of the most incredible successes and are some of the richest and most famous in the world.

Who better than someone like Deion Sanders to provide leadership to poor inner city youngsters faced with a choice between following gang banger thugs, or a highly successful famous athlete like Sanders.

If, instead of moving on to hang out and live with rich white people, more highly successful and famous African American’s would do what Sanders is doing, who knows, we could actually see poor people being lifted up, instead of held back.

Anonymous said...

I’m a conservative Republican and I like Deion Sanders. I think he’s good for JSU and Jackson.


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