Bar reject threatened to "beat y'all's asses unconscious" in filing addressed to Supreme Court
It's a safe bet Zundria Crawford will not become a lawyer anytime soon. She failed the bar exam in 2015 but instead of re-taking the test, she sued the Mississippi Bar. The Mississippi Supreme Court rejected her "appeal" yesterday.
Crawford sued and lost in Hinds County Chancery Court. Denise Owens was the Chancellor. Never a quitter, she appealed to the Mississippi Supreme Court. She repeatedly accused the Justices of bias and corruption as she filed motions for recusal. After losing one such motion, she filed a motion for reconsideration in June. The Court denied the motion and ordered her to submit a brief within 45 days after July 29. Ignoring the Court, she filed several motions to show cause, reconsideration, and suspension of the briefing schedule on September 3. The Court denied her motions on October 12 and ordered her to submit a brief within 14 days. Pretty clear-cut, right? Wrong. She filed yet another motion to show cause, reconsideration, and suspend the briefing schedule.
The motion was filled with threats, colorful language, curse words, and insults to the Court.* The Court had enough and threw her appeal out yesterday:
On October 12, 2020,, the Court filed an En Banc Order which provided, in pertinent part, "that if the Appellant's Brief in this matter is not filed within fourteen (14) days of the entry of this En Banc Order, this appeal shall be dismissed." Rather than filing an Appellant's Brief by October 26, 2020, Crawford filed this pro se Motion.
After due consideration, the Court finds this prose Motion is not well-taken and should be denied. Furthermore, based upon Crawford's failure to comply with the Court's repeated directives regarding the filing of her Appellant's Brief, the Court finds that this appeal should be dismissed. IT IS THEREFORE ORDERED that the Motion for Reconsideration and to Stay or Suspend the Briefing Deadline filed by Appellant Zundria D. Crawford,pro se, is hereby denied.
IT IS FURTHER ORDERED that this appeal should be, and it hereby is, dismissed. If any costs of this appeal remain unpaid, such are assessed to Appellant Zundria D. Crawford.
Oddly enough, Ms. Crawford only missed passing the Bar exam by two points. She could have already re-taken the test, passed the Bar, and been paid to make mischief in the courts instead of doing it for free.
Kingfish note: The Court should refer Ms. Crawford to the Hinds County District Attorney for criminal prosecution. The Court should make an example out of her. Those before the Court should not be allowed the threaten physical harm upon the Court and its staff.
Funny now the now-retired Jimmie Gates left all of these threats and insults out of his story. Wonder why.
* Here are some choice excerpts from the motion.
"This Court is demanded to follow the GOT DAMN LAW!!!!!!!"
"3. Ironically, Donald Trump was just talking about "dumb bastards" just last week."
5. For the Justices of this Court to knowingly and willingly abuse their discretion and power with bias and unfair prejudice to enforce its "void" and unenforceable "En Banc Order" entered on Oct 12, 2020 upon Crawford in violation of MISSISSIPPI LAW with the "corrupt purpose" to cause the ultimate and irreparable harm to Crawford of unlawfully dismissing this pending appeal and without full compliance with M.R.A.P. 2(a)(2) ("Discretionary Dismissal" procedure) does nothing but further substantiate probable cause to investigate and to ultimately bring criminal charges or indictments for EVERY Justice currently sitting on the bench of this Court for racketeering, abuse of power; obstruction. of justice, or organized public corruption in violation of state and federal RICO law among other things!
10. THEREFORE, Crawford comes by FORCE to bring ORDER out of chaos!!! Starting with this demand herein and at bar that this Court (which is composed of nine (9) proven tyrants, hypocrites, criminals, and tortfeasors out of the 2,989,260³ citizens in the State of Mississippi) is going to FOLLOW THE GOT DAMN LAW!!!!!!! (And I mean you disgusting muthafuckas are going to follow the got damn law in THIS CASE if you have never followed the law in yo GOT DAMN LIFE!!!! And, if you know what's best for YOU, you would be sure to read every single, solitary word of the pleadings herein because there is ALWAYS a method to my madness! (KF: There is no doubt that madness is at play here.).
21. Pursuant to the standard recognized by Whitfield, the Justice of this Court among others have already been reported to the Federal Bureau of Investigations ("FBI") by Crawford for racketeering and organized public corruption and Crawford has legitimate criminal charges.
27. Why Crawford won't just take the test again? Because why take a high-stakes, expensive licensing bar-exam again when the overwhelming evidence proves that Crawford passed her July 2015 MS Bar Exam in the first place and that the Board did not have any good faith intent to fairly grade Crawford's exam or pass you in good faith anyways.28. If wrongfully convicted criminals can recover, e.g., "$24 million" and "$100 million" in damages because they were intentionally deprived of their constitutionally protected rights and suffered substantial harm and monetary damages as a result, what do you think when Crawford stands to recover over $80 million in damages (and counting) which requires her to stay the course of this litigation (even when corrupt judges have been unlawfully keeping the matter tied up in court)
30. Future economic damages? Well, let's not forget that though the overwhelming evidence of record proves that Crawford passed the July 2015 MS Bar Exam in the first place, the fact is that she still does not have her license - which means that it is worth future damages for as long as she does not have it - and Crawford has demonstrated that she can practice law that would usually cost $1,500 to $2,000 per hour and lawyers are known for working, i.e., 80 hours or more per week-
31. And you got real trouble if Crawford can find an applicable treble-damages statute that would automatically cause that $80 mil to triple by law. Think it's a game!
43. Out of a population of 2,989,260 citizens in the State of Mississippi, it's always a just handful of "dumb bastards" that causes Mississippi to become a national embarrassment and the.laughing stock of the Nation.
I mean, I'd say res ipsa loquitur, but I'm not sure Mississippi students would know what I meant.
65. In other words, Crawford ain't no play-pretty. In Mississippi, the practice of law is a hybrid of chess and dirty poker. And, in this case, underestimation has been the joker in the deck (as there is ALWAYS a method to my madness).
68. FREEDOM OF SPEECH: Crawford is entitled to freedom of speech and expression in this matter at bar to show just how pissed off she is and rightfully so when she has been unlawfully harassed and harmed and damaged by a bunch of jackasses that can't take their ass whippings like a man!
75. You shove all of this aristocratic bullshit all up in everybody else's face and you don't even follow the law ya damn self! Crawford shall proceed to beat y'all's asses unconscious, kick your asses in court, and then kick your asses again and shake your hands when she's done. And when we get through, ain't gonn' be no hard feelings either. (Movie: Harlem Nights, 1989).
78. Crawford's grand demonstration of the practice of law in this case demonstrates the threat of a "Zundria D. Crawford" as being an example of the reason why they killed slaves for reading because that 'knowledge'· is a muthafucka and Crawford is a beast that's just bad and formidable enough to bring it and to come see yo ass on the courtroom floor!
79. Somebody que up that scene in the movie, A TIME To KILL: Now, close your eyes and imagine that Crawford is a Black male. Scared the shit out ofya, didn't it?
25 comments:
Trying to be admitted to the bar, one race card at a time.
“This Court is demanded to follow the GOT DAMN LAW!!!!!!!"
Scary that this fool is trying to be a lawyer. What school did she go to and shouldn’t the school be looked into for fraud?
do you have to go to law school to take the bar? if so someone please tell us which distinguished institution admitted her and put up with her for 4 years.
you can't fix stupid-
...she is giving credence to the rumor that *certain* students are allowed to go to Mississippi College Law for free based solely on their *background.*
She should be on suicide watch. Seriously.
What a lunatic. Her college and law school should rescind her diploma(s). Maybe her and that Ole Miss Professor would make good friends with the amount of hate in their hearts.
There are people in all walks of life who are mentally disturbed but able to function on other levels. Clearly this is one of them. She almost, almost, made it into the practice of law. The bar exam did it's job. Sometimes it does not. She should seek counseling, but because she has gained some academic credentials she will not. Her life will be sad.
Didn't she graduate from law school in Michigan (Cooley)? Why didn't she stay up there?
" Pursuant to the standard recognized by Whitfield"
She did get that fact correct.
Obviously she has easily met the standards recognized by Whitfield for admission to that great facility.
Her facebook page is almost entirely devoted to the bar. Good news is that she did not go to law school in Mississippi. From her page:
Zundria D. Crawford is a Juris Doctor who had the honor of graduating from the last official class of Thomas M. Cooley Law School (Lansing, Michigan) on September 21, 2014 just after it merged with Western Michigan University in August 2014.
Is anyone in Jackson charging $1500 an hour?
Ms. Crawford clearly has mental health issues that should be addressed. Until she receives appropriate intervention, she will be miserable, will cause others unnecessary distress, and she will be unable to move on with a productive life. Hopefully, she has friends or family that can convince her to get the help she needs.
We'd all be safer if 'they' would simply allow her to hang out a shingle. She's bat-shit crazy and none of us is safe with her on the streets.
3:28, Ms. Crawford is a graduate of Cooley Law School.Not sure why you wanted to drag MC Law into this, but you should try a little research first before posting. Plus your “rumor” is categorically false.
Is anyone in the COUNTRY charging $1,500 an hour? Good grief! Not too terribly long ago, it would have been unthinkable for someone to file something like that with the Supreme Court! Seriously, there would have been SERIOUS consequences......but just like most other noble institutions in this country, they've become watered-down shells of their former selves. Things get cheapened, people become crass, everyone dresses like they're going to a spend the night party, etc.
Bottom line: like KF said, she made threats to the court and to the justices. Why isn't she in jail???
Idiots that refer to themselves in the "third person" deserve anything they receive.
Hell, I don't think Adolph Hitler, Napoleon Bonaparte, Idi Amin Da-Da . . . or even a few Jackson politicians
were/are that stupid.
So she is a graduate of the same law school as "squad" member Congresswoman Rashida Tlaib. Birds of a feather, train together.
The "G" and the "T" are pretty close together on a keyboard though..? IDK?
3:28. I’m guessing you applied to the MC Law school and didn’t get in? The person in this post graduated from a law school in Michigan. Why did you mention MC unless you have an axe to grind with them?
How easy is the bar exam these days if someone who writes as poor as she shows in her filing can come within two points of passing?
If she does ever get her license, she’s in for a rude awakening because working 80 hrs a week is not the same as billing 80 hrs a week, especially at the imaginary rate of $1500-$2000 an hour. I’ve practiced with attorneys who were in the office from 6a-6p every weekday and at least half a day every weekend and they never came close to billing an 80 hr week.
As an attorney I’m glad I won’t have to encounter or deal with her.
Even if she retook the bar exam and passed it, she would flunk the character and fitness qualification based on her insane and threatening filings.
I think she took the bar exam twice. She took a February exam and a July exam. She took issue with one of her essay grades because she fully answered the question on the July exam and received a 2, and in the February exam, she received a 10 for that essay question, but she barely answered the question. It was one of her talking points about issues with the grading system.
To be frank, she probably knows more law about bar exams and grading than most, but her writing style is difficult to read. One of her complaints filed in Hinds County has an almost 5-page single run-on sentence.
Wouldn't it be great if Abby Robinson took up this case?
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