Wednesday, October 14, 2020

Robert St. John: Life's Short

There was a comical saying that made the rounds with my mother’s generation, “Life’s short, eat dessert first.” As a kid I used to see it on t-shirts, notepads and posters. No one knew what a meme or a GIF was back then, but had they existed, the “Life’s short, eat dessert first” saying would have been spread across the interwebs and into homes all across the world.

As popular as desserts are, I am 180-degrees in the opposite camp. I can— and often do— make a meal off of the appetizer offerings, alone. There are many times I’ll go out to eat and never even look at the right side of the menu.

 It seems that the most creative offerings are almost always listed among the starters. I have always been a fan of the appetizer section of a menu. In my twenties, when I was spending a lot of time researching various restaurants— before I opened my first one, and even after— I would stress out trying to decide which appetizer to order. I was limiting myself to one trying to save room for entrees and dessert. One day I finally said, “to hell with it,” and just ordered all three of the appetizers I was deciding between. From that moment on, I didn’t let the traditional appetizer-entrée-dessert order of service dictate my dining experience.

I’m not sure what it is that makes the appetizer section more attractive to me. It may be that the entrée section is often filled with “required” items. Some restaurants have to offer a steak choice (or two). There needs to be some type of poultry and typically a seafood item or two. Once all of the prerequisites are covered there’s not a lot of room for new and inventive entrees. Though that is why daily features are so important.

When it comes to eating entrees in a restaurant, I find myself eating one of the chef’s feature entrees more often than a straight menu choice. I think a lot of people consider a restaurant’s feature program as nothing more than a way to dispose of random food items that may be hanging around. That may be the case on occasion, but, more often than not, it’s been my experience that a restaurant’s nightly features are opportunities to showcase seasonal ingredients and the culinary team’s creativity. Daily feature appetizers are usually even more interesting thn the entrees.  

The Spanish get it right when it comes to dining. I don’t believe in reincarnation, but if I did, I would have to believe that at least six or seven of my past lives were spent in Spain as an owner, or frequent customer, of a tapas bar. For the one person out there, who might not know what tapas are, they are small portions of savory dishes typically served in a bar or small restaurant. The portions are smaller than American first course offerings, but I’ve always seen that as a bonus, as there are more options from which to choose.

Spain is ground zero for devotees of small plates and starters. The first time I ever visited Spain, I knew I was going to like the cuisine. Most tapas bars display many of the plated items in a small display case on a counter. My favorite tapas bar in all of Spain is a small spot tucked away in a Barcelona back alley called Tapeo. Chef Dani works the kitchen alongside a prep cook/dishwasher and a bartender serves all of the tapas dishes. Three people run the entire joint. On my first visit to Barcelona, I spent three meals in Tapeo over a four-day period. I never do that. I rarely return even once to the same spot.

There is a rib dish that Chef Dani offers in which he par-boils the individual ribs in a skillet filled with extra virgin olive oil. He then finishes them in an oven with a light glaze that has nothing to do with American-style barbeque sauce, but they are as good as any rib I have eaten stateside. He also fries potatoes in the same extra virgin olive oil in which he par-cooks the ribs. This process takes fried potatoes to an entirely new stratosphere.

During those days in which I limited myself to one appetizer before moving on to the entrée section of a menu, I would also eat a first course that was so good I would often think to myself, “That appetizer is so spot on, I could eat another one and skip the entrée.” One day I did just that, and— what my restaurant managers call— the St. John Maneuver was born. The first time I ever did that was at Commander’s Palace in New Orleans. They served a shrimp appetizer that was so good I wanted another. I was a little embarrassed, but the server didn’t care. Actually, I think the server thought it made perfect sense. I ordered another one as a dual appetizer, and then I ordered a third as my entrée. It’s a practice I still do, often.

These days I often have an entire meal from the appetizer and salad section. Life’s short. Get full on appetizers and skip dessert.

Onward.

 

 

Tasso and Smoked Cheddar Cheesecake

One of the best tasting, and most versatile, recipes in this book. This can be made four or five days in advance. Beautiful on a sideboard for a cocktail party, perfect with a salad for lunch, an excellent side item with an entrée for dinner. Country ham, chopped bacon, or cooked sausage can be substituted for the Tasso (Cajun-spiced ham).

 Crust 

2 cup Japanese breadcrumbs

1 cup parmesan cheese

1 Tbl Fresh thyme

1 Tbl parsley

1 /2 cup melted butter

1 tsp. black pepper

 

Preheat oven to 275

Combine all ingredients.

 Press into a 9-10 inch spring-form pan, covering the bottom completely and bringing the crust 1 1 /2 inches up the sides. Bake crust five minutes and allow to cool.

 

 Filling

1 Tbl butter

1 1 /2  cup tasso, diced

1 /2 cup onion, minced

1 TBSP garlic, minced

1 /2  pound cream cheese, softened.

1 /2  pound smoked cheddar cheese, finely grated

3 eggs + 2 yolks

1 /4 cup sour cream

1 /2  tsp salt

1 tsp creole seasoning

1 /4 tsp black pepper

1 /4  tsp cayenne pepper

1 Tbl Worcestershire Sauce

1 /2  cup chopped green onions

2 Tbl finely chopped red bell peppers

 

 In a medium sized sauté pan, melt butter and cook tasso, onions and garlic for 3-4 minutes. Allow to cool.

 While tasso mixture is cooling, beat the cheeses together until soft in a mixing bowl. Add eggs, one at a time allowing them to incorporate. Add remaining ingredients, and cooled tasso mixture.

Pour filling into par-baked crust and bake45-60 minutes.

Let cheesecake cool completely before cutting. Dip a clean knife into hot water to cut, wiping knife clean, and re-dipping into water after every slice.

Can be made two days in advance. Remove from refrigerator 1-2 hours before serving.

Serves: 10-12

 

 

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Trying to bury the Supreme Court topic below a few others Kingfish?

Anonymous said...

Trying to bury the Supreme Court topic below a few others Kingfish?

Anonymous said...

How much does he pay you?

Green Acres said...

I really appreciate Robert's columns. I, too, have been ordering from the appetizer menu instead of the entrée menu for years. A cup of good soup, small salad, and a couple of appetizers make a fine meal, adequately sized so no doggy bag required.
The tasso and cheddar cheese cake is genius. Pretty sure I'll be making it for Halloween!

Kingfish said...

I pay for the St. John columns.

Burying the topic? Nope. If you bothered to read the rest of this website, which you don't, you would see that every Wednesday Sid Salter goes up at 8 and RSJ goes up at 10. If some other news breaks, they are sandwiched in between. Nice try.

Anonymous said...

As always, thanks for the repost of the RSJ article. I enjoy finding it here.

Anonymous said...

My wife and I have done the appetizer(s) for entrees for many years.
Love these articles!

Anonymous said...

A few days ago the wall street journal did a story about struggling independent restaurants. One of the people they interviewed was Robert St. John. Covid has not been good for his business. Sounds like he is really worried about his future. Got 600k from the federal government.

Anonymous said...

I've always admired RSJ.


Still do !

But I don't understand closing the Purple Parrot and spending quit a bit of money to open a Tex-Mex place.

( In Hattiesburg)

I guess he saw a market for such . . . after Taco Bell discontinued the Mexican Pizza.

_______

Robert, quit hanging out in Europe and return home to the pine belt !

Your buddy Wyatt should come home also.

Believe it or not, there's a few Jackson landmarks left for him to paint.

Anonymous said...

Thanks for posting Robert’s column. I always enjoy it even if it causes Lori Brent to roll over in her grave


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