Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Funny of the Day

 Wear your damn clothes.  This is not hard. 





35 comments:

Anonymous said...

I need to check out this place. Where is it located?

Anonymous said...

Kingfish.. any insight into what happened or who it was

Anonymous said...

Fondren, next to Walker’s

Anonymous said...

5:53, I put my best detective skills to work (I went to louisespianobar.com) and see it’s at 3006 N. State Street, next door to Walkers. Check it out and let us know.

Anonymous said...

Hope it wasn't a fat chick. That would ruin my supper.

Anonymous said...

It really is an awesome place. Very nice and they do not tolerate animal behavior. They have a good dress code. The owner mentioned this was a one-off incident and the patron was apologetic (probably a little too much to drink). This was not the “culture”. We ate at Walker’s and went next door to this place a few weekends back. Packed house!

Anonymous said...

Best advertisement ever is one that draws a crowd with strong insinuation and lack of that evidence provided…

Anonymous said...

Ok, can you fill us in on what happened? Curious minds want to know.

Anonymous said...

Will they have loaner clothes at the door?

Anonymous said...

Was she hot?

Anonymous said...

Without clothes it would be easy to tell if it wasn't hard.

Anonymous said...

@6:40 I’m not sure what you mean by “culture” given that the crowd on any given night at this place is about 50/50. Moreover, if you wanna type the N-word just do so. Tell us what you really think and how you really feel.

Anonymous said...

8:23, you know exactly what “culture” means, and if you’re honest, you know why someone’s mind would go there after reading this post. Review some of the viral fight videos recorded here in Jackson.

Anonymous said...

Obviously the use of “the culture” was in reference to black patrons and I have no idea why the poster just didn’t type out blacks but equating the use of “the culture” to the N word is hyperbolic and absurd.

Anonymous said...

Honestly when your billing reads “Global Genius and Fashion for Funk” then that’s all you need to know.

Anonymous said...

Relax, you bunch of boner-morons! The topless chick was the mule-rider from the heavy-weight division down to the rodeo.

Anonymous said...

“Culture” is the kindest word to describe the thuggery and animalistic behavior of the vermin roaming throughout Jackson these days. Women in fistfights, shootings, drag racing on public streets and general lawlessness. It’s time to stop falling back on your race card, the N word and other excuses to avoid facing reality and just calling it what it is.

Anonymous said...

The "culture" I'm sure refers to the Rodeo in town.

Anonymous said...

Snowflake.

Anonymous said...

It was the new JPD chief showing her stuff.

Anonymous said...

So many gooner boomers in here

Anonymous said...

“Culture” refers to a specific category, not an entire ethnic group. Just as rednecks, Karens, and meth heads are categories within a different ethnic group. Let the ethnic group without sin cast the first stone.

Anonymous said...

Wonder if the woman that ran for mayor of Canton that was videoed twerking at Top Golf decided Louise's was a Twerk-n-Shuck establishment ?

Anonymous said...

Louise's posted that "a surprise guest popped out for a photo in the lobby. Lol. The incident was handled respectfully, and the guest was extremely kind when asked to cover up."

Anonymous said...

It's why Jackson will always be a shithole. As long as it is considered racist to call out people for their thug behavior, Jackson will not improve. The battle over the public nuisance that is Fondren Taste is but one example.

Anonymous said...

What? Was the trashy chick flashing her boobs in hope of getting Mardi Gras beads?

Anonymous said...

I definitely want to check this place out...as long as it is quiet and low key. I do not want to listen to a bunch of cackling hyenas or fans flapping while I'm enjoying my drinks and company.

Anonymous said...

I think this is pretty smart marketing to be honest.
They clearly stated it was a minor wardrobe malfunction. And I did not even know this place existed before now.
Now I know about it and I know they dont allow feral hood rat culture.
I may check it out.

Anonymous said...

In the punitive RINO Theocracy that is Mississippi, forbidding the 'Popping-out', is about keeping one's liquor license.

As someone who's been sunning topless since our first trip, as college kids, to New York (Fire Island, surrounded by Calvin Klein models to whom women were irrelevant and invisible, and in the immediate company of Financial Industry guys and their future wives - also topless), I'm thinking, "so what?". Except, there are those liquor licenses to be considered. Boobs are "nudity"? Go to a club in Montreal, and I'll show you nudity. Go to one of those Amsterdam 'Underwear Bars' frequented by the college crowd from Mississippi State, and I bet you'll see plenty, too.

I've never been topless, "South of Richmond" (Pantelleria, Ibiza, Wreck Beach, the Aeolians, and Positano all being parallel to, or slightly "North of Richmond".) Lots of Jacksonians go TOTALLY bare, in the South Pacific (Mississippians apparently outnumbering natives, on Bora Bora - which must make it an extremely tedious and dangerous place to be, considering that some of Rankin County's most sicko-pervy swingers go there).

What mystifies ME, however, is why anyone would want to go to a nightspot in Jackson - or even a restaurant. In a city where everybody hates everybody else, and where every interaction is tense and unpleasant and full of barely-masked judgyness and low-level predation, what is one hoping to find?

Anonymous said...

Their first paragraph is hilarious.

Anonymous said...

Calling people ‘vermin’ and ‘animals’ isn’t facing reality—it’s the kind of ugly rhetoric that dehumanizes an entire community, mostly Black residents dealing with generational poverty, underfunded schools, job loss from decades of disinvestment, and yes, very real crime problems that hurt everyone who lives there the most.
Jackson’s violent crime has actually dropped significantly in recent years—homicides fell over 30% in 2025 alone, violent crime down ~13%, overall crime down nearly 19%—thanks to better policing, community cooperation, and targeted efforts. It’s still too high (per capita among the nation’s worst), but pretending it’s just ‘thuggery’ or some inherent ‘culture’ ignores the root causes experts point to over and over: extreme poverty (25%+ rate, far above national average), economic abandonment, and lack of resources that correlate strongly with violence in cities across the country, regardless of race.
No one’s playing a ‘race card’ by noting that—it’s just data. The same patterns show up in poor white rural areas or other struggling cities. Blaming race or ‘excuses’ dodges the harder conversation: how do we actually fix it? More investment, better jobs, youth programs, not slurs. If you’re serious about safety in Jackson (or anywhere), start with facts over insults.

Anonymous said...

Good golly the Genius is flummoxed about this one.

Anonymous said...

I sure hope 1:32 is also calling out the city leaders that are making Jackson less business friendly.
They are chasing off tax dollars that could really help the disinvestment, underfunded schools and generational poverty that plagues mostly black Jackson.
I don't see "vermin" and "animals" rhetoric as the biggest issue the black community faces, personally.
I'd argue that focusing on fixing Jackson's ineffective black leadership would have a much greater impact on their plight.
Along with stable parents who actually participate in the raising of their children of course.

Anonymous said...

Yeah the a-hole who gets off on calling people "vermin" on this blog needs a shower, if you know what I'm saying.

Anonymous said...

@ 12:33 not stuck up don’t know they are trash from Madison…….


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