Jackson Jambalaya

I just want to go fishing!

What a loathsome degenerate. He looks like an anthropomorphic tapeworm. A literal intestinal parasite feasting on waste.

Here comes the civil breakdown. Flattening the curve chaos here-we-come.

AP: Some in US may not get stimulus checks until August

WASHINGTON (AP) — The federal government expects to begin making payments to millions of Americans under the new stimulus law in mid-April, but some people without direct deposit information may not get checks until mid-August or later, according to a memo obtained Thursday by The Associated Press.

The document from the House Ways and Means Committee says the IRS will make about 60 million payments to Americans through direct deposit in mid-April, likely the week of April 13. The IRS has direct deposit information for these individuals from their 2018 or 2019 tax returns.

Then, starting the week of May 4, the IRS will begin issuing paper checks to individuals, the memo says. The paper checks will be issued at a rate of about 5 million per week, which means it could take up to 20 weeks to get all the checks out. That timeline would delay some checks until the week of Aug. 17.

I guess I have been living in a cave. I had no idea who Larry David was and had to look it up.

As always, thank you, KF! LD can give a PSA like no one else.

Oh yea, I want the guv'ment's money, but I don't want to step into the 21st century to open a bank account so I can get direct deposit. I just love getting my paper check, cashing it, and then going to the post office and purchasing 7 money orders to pay my bills.

the fish thinks he's some sort of comedic genius. He had something to do with seinfeld, so that's noteworthy. After that, he's been pretty much an idiot.

10:26 pm I doubt you look like George Clooney or Angelina Jolie.

What the hell does his looks or sexual behavior have to do with whether or not he speaks the truth on this subject?

You, however, are, for certain, a catty, mean-spirited excuse for a human.

Nothing to do with current topic - but can you find out what idiot decided to close 49S of Yazoo City and Highway 16 from Yazoo City to Canton at the same time! What a bonehead move. For quite a while, 49S has been one lane at the construction site which worked fine. Could MDOT not have waited until 16 was finished? Detour now is via Hwy 3 to Satartia and then back to 49S via a state aid road that rivals Going to the Sun Road in Montana.

"Larry David?" I thought that dude's name was like, you know, Barney Summers or something and he like, you know, liked to argue with that other creepy old white dude, Joe Bieber, who is like, you know, Justin's grandfather or something. Aren't they going to give away, like, you know, college and iPhones and important stuff? My older sister is a senior in college and she is always talking about social shit and stuff. Whatever, boomers, I'm like, you know, headed to the beach. My freshman year sucks, but I'm gonna PAR-TAY!

Hello, 9:09 AM. Did you find a good sale on commas? They are all used correctly, but there is the rule about over use. I know. I am called the grammar Nazi.