Thursday, April 2, 2020

Scary!

Time to settle the great debate once and for all.....
Who was the scariest fighter of all time?


 
Hmm...... Marvin Hagler should be included in the discussion but if it's Tyson v. Foreman, the choice is Foreman.  Tyson feasted off of light heavyweights masquerading as heavyweights, has-beens, and bums who wouldn't  have ranked in the top five of other eras.  Tyson couldn't handle a true offensive jab and as Holyfield said, once he realized he couldn't intimidate his opponent, he got frustrated and sloppy.   Foreman flat out destroyed not just boxers but legends in their prime. Ali outsmarted him but wouldn't give him a rematch.  It's doubtful the rope a dope would've worked the second time around.

Prime Holyfield couldn't even knock out old George and later said the hardest punch he ever took was from Foreman.  Tyson never fought someone who hit as hard as George and George damn sure wouldn't have been intimidated by him.   

As for Hagler......




 That is the guy I wouldn't want to meet on the street. 

Then there was Duran in his prime.... those lifeless eyes, those black eyes.....

Posted by Kingfish at 8:51 PM

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm not a huge boxing fan. But a few years ago Mike Tyson played his namesake NES game
"Punch-Out" for the first time. Seems he never played it, never knew it was made, and Don King kept all his royalties.

https://youtu.be/E50sUAMRH0s

April 2, 2020 at 8:59 PM
Anonymous said...

It always amazed me how George Foreman became so popular. In the 1970s Big George was about as unpopular as Muhammad Ali. George was nasty and surly and not well liked. He shaved his head and started selling Grills.

April 2, 2020 at 10:21 PM
Kingfish said...

Americans love redemption. He came back and took the title back against impossible odds. He went toe to toe with Holyfield. That fight showed how superior the boxers of his era were to the 90's. There is one round where Holyfield hit him with everything he had and just could not knock him out. The Moorer knockout showed how hard he could really hit even at that age.

Youtube has helped too. One of the little secrets of Youtube is almost all boxing matches are on Youtube, going back to the Joe Louis days. Many of the fights back in the 70's were closed circuit or shown on a delay.

April 2, 2020 at 10:58 PM
Anonymous said...

If we’re talking overall career, probably Foreman. I’d rather face a prime George Foreman than prime Mike Tyson. Don’t get me wrong Foreman had unbelievable punching power, but those punches had to gather. With Tyson before prison he was always in pursuit, always in motion defensively, and his most devastating combo was a body shot immediately followed by an uppercut with the same hand. Tyson was just too explosive.

April 3, 2020 at 8:39 AM
Anonymous said...

So you're telling me that the fat guy who makes grills used to be a boxer? Seriously?

April 3, 2020 at 1:25 PM
PittPanther said...

10:21pm, what are you talking about? Ali was never unpopular!

Oh, you mean with white people...

April 3, 2020 at 5:07 PM

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