Friday, April 17, 2020

Good Guys Win One

Some would-be burglars found out crime does pay but in an unexpected way.  Enjoy.



18 comments:

Anonymous said...

They weren't staying at least six feet apart.

Karen

Anonymous said...

So they flew the SOB that was shot in a helicopter to save his worthless life! Why not in an ambulance with two flat tires. Once again, taxpayers get screwed.

Anonymous said...

Jacksonville (Neptune Beach)/Jackson thugs, same old, same old. Lock and load, and buy ammo.

Anonymous said...

Water board the dude until he gives up the other two. We’re too soft.

Anonymous said...

Boy, I hate to sound cynical, but "good guy" might be a bit strong in this case. I'm going to go out on a limb and speculate that the thugs doing the robbing didn't pick some random hood apartment to storm and I'm going to further speculate they weren't expecting to find a stash of Rembrandts, valuable antiques, negotiable securities, or even a lifetime supply of toilet paper. That said, the person in the apartment, "good guy" or not, certainly had the right to shoot and it is a shame he only hit one of them.

Anonymous said...

They learned a lesson and they will be armed for their next caper and 3 to 1 means the home owner will be outgunned. Their next armed robbery will include a murder. They have probably sired a few sprogs so the cycle will continue.

Anonymous said...

Get the homeowner some firearms training. He shot what, 10 rounds, only hit 1 of 3 targets and didn't even kill the one he hit?

Anonymous said...

That's why you use a shotgun, not a small pistol. Shotgun with turkey choke and tss would have them all in a pile.

Anonymous said...

You can tell this is not the first time they have done this. Okay guys time to go to work

Anonymous said...

I love how they act like tough guys when they enter the apartment, but run like the cowards they are when they leave the apartment. These boys don't have the mental or physical toughness to become men and hold down a real job and provide for a family. They aren't tough enough to put in the work it takes to succeed. They are just a bunch of pu**ys.

Anonymous said...

The thug took a round in the chest and is in stable condition?
That tells me that the homeowner needs a bigger gun!
Only one round to the chest?
That would indicate that the homeowner needs some firearms training.

Note to would be home invaders: The lock on my door is for your protection, not mine!!!

Anonymous said...

The important thing is they were wearing their mask and gloves. This is the kind of obedience that is important right now.

Anonymous said...

i can hear the perp right now whining that "i wiz jus goin 2 c my bro and got the wrong house''. regardless of the facts, there will be dozens of people screaming for the prosecution of the homeowner for no other reason than he used a gun on this ''poor child'' there are some short memories on this site. have you all forgotten what stinking DA robert smith did to that business owner down on mcdowell road a couple of years ago?

Anonymous said...

@9:09 AM - you are such a stud. A chest shot is poor technique? Seriously?

@12:15 PM - Ahh, you know this happened in Neptune Beach, Florida, right? That's in Duval County, bordering Jacksonville.

Anonymous said...

@12:15
Clearly you don't read well... it's florida... I guess RSS isn't the only idiot

Anonymous said...

to 3:11 and 12:59......i knew where it happened. but it's the same everywhere in this country. people go bananas when a gun is used to defend yourself , no matter where you at. since you two see to be so concerned maybe you could drive over and offer to pay the medical expense for the little thug.

Anonymous said...

Dam medevac....

Anonymous said...

What brought that band of desperadoes to pick that particular door to kick in? Funny how everyone seems determined to justify "stand your ground" and "castle law" in the case of the gun fight in the video without questioning what connection the attackers had with the victim despite the victim having cameras and monitors to warn him as he sat at the ready with a loaded firearm.

Damn folks, the victim(?) might be the king pin in a drug ring who was cheating his street peddlers.

Doesn't anyone think past the moment shown in the video? If the lead in to the video had been a police spokesman explaining how the address of the video was under surveylence for months due to drug trafficking and the resident doing the shooting had been shown in a police mug shot looking like Mayor Lumumba what would the comments here be?

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