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Trollfest '09
Trollfest '07 was such a success that Jackson Jambalaya will once again host Trollfest '09. Catch this great event which will leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Othor Cain and his band, The Black Power Structure headline the night while Sonjay Poontang returns for an encore performance. Former Frank Melton bodyguard Marcus Wright makes his premier appearance at Trollfest singing "I'm a Sweet Transvestite" from "The Rocky Horror Picture Show." Kamikaze will sing his new hit, “How I sold out to da Man.” Robbie Bell again performs: “Mamas, don't let your babies grow up to be Bells” and “Any friend of Ed Peters is a friend of mine”. After the show, Ms. Bell will autograph copies of her mug shot photos. In a salute to “Dancing with the Stars”, Ms. Bell and Hinds County District Attorney Robert Smith will dance the Wango Tango.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Wrestling returns, except this time it will be a Battle Royal with Othor Cain, Ben Allen, Kim Wade, Haley Fisackerly, Alan Lange, and “Big Cat” Donna Ladd all in the ring at the same time. The Battle Royal will be in a steel cage, no time limit, no referee, and the losers must leave town. Marshand Crisler will be the honorary referee (as it gives him a title without actually having to do anything).
Meet KIM Waaaaaade at the Entergy Tent. For five pesos, Kim will sell you a chance to win a deed to a crack house on Ridgeway Street stuffed in the Howard Industries pinata. Don't worry if the pinata is beaten to shreds, as Mr. Wade has Jose, Emmanuel, and Carlos, all illegal immigrants, available as replacements for the it. Upon leaving the Entergy tent, fig leaves will be available in case Entergy literally takes everything you have as part of its Trollfest ticket price adjustment charge.
Donna Ladd of The Jackson Free Press will give several classes on learning how to write. Smearing, writing without factchecking, and reporting only one side of a story will be covered. A donation to pay their taxes will be accepted and she will be signing copies of their former federal tax liens. Ms. Ladd will give a dramatic reading of her two award-winning essays (They received The Jackson Free Press "Best Of" awards.) "Why everything is always about me" and "Why I cover murders better than anyone else in Jackson".
In the spirit of helping those who are less fortunate, Trollfest '09 adopts a cause for which a portion of the proceeds and donations will be donated: Keeping Frank Melton in his home. The “Keep Frank Melton From Being Homeless” booth will sell chances for five dollars to pin the tail on the jackass. John Reeves has graciously volunteered to be the jackass for this honorable excursion into saving Frank's ass. What's an ass between two friends after all? If Mr. Reeves is unable to um, perform, Speaker Billy McCoy has also volunteered as when the word “jackass” was mentioned he immediately ran as fast as he could to sign up.
In order to help clean up the legal profession, Adam Kilgore of the Mississippi Bar will be giving away free, round-trip plane tickets to the North Pole where they keep their bar complaint forms (which are NOT available online). If you don't want to go to the North Pole, you can enjoy Brant Brantley's (of the Mississippi Commission on Judicial Performance) free guided tours of the quicksand field over by High Street where all complaints against judges disappear. If for some reason you are unable to control yourself, never fear; Judge Houston Patton will operate his jail where no lawyers are needed or allowed as you just sit there for minutes... hours.... months...years until he decides he is tired of you sitting in his jail. Do not think Judge Patton is a bad judge however as he plans to serve free Mad Dog 20/20 to all inmates.
Trollfest '09 is a pet-friendly event as well. Feel free to bring your dog with you and do not worry if your pet gets hungry, as employees of the Jackson Zoo will be on hand to provide some of their animals as food when it gets to be feeding time for your little loved one.
Relax at the Fox News Tent. Since there are only three blonde reporters in Jackson (being blonde is a requirement for working at Fox News), Megan and Kathryn from WAPT and Wendy from WLBT will be on loan to Fox. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both and a torn-up Obama yard sign will entitle you to free drinks served by Megan, Wendy, and Kathryn. Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required. Just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '09 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
Trollfest '07
Jackson Jambalaya is the home of Trollfest '07. Catch this great event which promises to leave NE Jackson & Fondren in flames. Sonjay Poontang and his band headline the night with a special steel cage, no time limit "loser must leave town" bout between Alan Lange and "Big Cat"Donna Ladd following afterwards. Kamikaze will perform his new song F*** Bush, he's still a _____. Did I mention there was no referee? Dr. Heddy Matthias and Lori Gregory will face off in the undercard dueling with dangling participles and other um, devices. Robbie Bell will perform Her two latest songs: My Best Friends are in the Media and Mama's, Don't Let Your Babies Grow up to be George Bell. Sid Salter of The Clarion-Ledger will host "Pin the Tail on the Trial Lawyer", sponsored by State Farm.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
There will be a hugging booth where in exchange for your young son, Frank Melton will give you a loooong hug. Trollfest will have a dunking booth where Muhammed the terrorist will curse you to Allah as you try to hit a target that will drop him into a vat of pig grease. However, in the true spirit of Separate But Equal, Don Imus and someone from NE Jackson will also sit in the dunking booth for an equal amount of time. Tom Head will give a reading for two hours on why he can't figure out who the hell he is. Cliff Cargill will give lessons with his .80 caliber desert eagle, using Frank Melton photos as targets. Tackleberry will be on hand for an autograph session. KIM Waaaaaade will be passing out free titles and deeds to crackhouses formerly owned by The Wood Street Players.
If you get tired come relax at the Fox News Tent. To gain admittance to the VIP section, bring either your Republican Party ID card or a Rebel Flag. Bringing both will entitle you to free drinks.Get your tickets now. Since this is an event for trolls, no ID is required, just bring the hate. Bring the family, Trollfest '07 is for EVERYONE!!!
This is definitely a Beaver production.
Note: Security provided by INS.
24 comments:
Arrogant smart-ass. It's all gone to his head to a degree that makes him the most disliked in the country. Time to retire to the condo and combing his plugs.
What a 17head
What a dick. We get it --- you're a rich, famous football coach, but that's no excuse to be an asshole.
Yes, Nick. I went to math class.
It was there I learned how to count to 11.
And 12.
And I learned that you can only have 11 men on the field.
Call him what you want, but you can’t call him a loser (like 4:59, no doubt). So, if he’s so disliked, how does he put together top 3 recruiting classes year after year?
I like Nick. I’m not a bammer. Can’t stand them. But, Nick knows his shit and doesn’t take shit off of numb nut reporters asking dumb questions trying to trap someone int a quote that they can print in their little “stories.”
7:58 - A winner can be a dick. Many are. Boys want to play for Bama because of the prospects for them being winners. They recognize, in this case, to play for a winner you have to associate with a dick. You didn't understand what I just schooled you on, but that's because you're a dick.
Ironically, it's 4:59 on another day.
No skin in this one....but Saban's answer wasn't even close to being offensive. The "media" (sports or otherwise) think their entitled to waste people's time with inane questions to help them have a bullshit story. The attempt to "create" controversy all the time now, because there really aren't that many.
Walter Cronkite reportedly once commented when news stations announced they would be reporting the news for a full hour at 6:00pm going forward - "Is there enough news to fill the hour?"
It pretty much all filler now.
Reporters are simply doing their jobs and Nickie is under contractual requirement to appear before them with a Coke beside him. Too bad the contract does not require him to pretend to be civil. He's not. This is the real Nick. If his millions didn't depend on the boys that make up his team and the asst coaches, he'd be the biggest giant walking dick on the planet, full time. He never flies commercial since the doors on those planes have not been retrofitted to allow his head.
He reminds me of a slick-ass car salesman, more Cadillac than Mercedes.
Whether you despise Saban or not - he is a legend. He hates today's bullshit show business aspect of the game....like a true winner should. Yeah, he's contractually required to pander to the media, but I'll bet there's been some heated discussions about how he presents or not....and he wins those arguments every time. Why?, because he's helped build Alabama's endowment by about a few hundred million.
When a person can't get a job doing anything else, they become a utility meter reader or a sports writer. Nick Saban is a brilliant and hard working individual. Can you imagine the frustration of having to stand in front of a peanut gallery of journalist and repetitively answer absolutely inane questions? No, I suppose most of the posters here cannot.
It is simple, losers don't like winners.
I'm not an Alabama fan, or any other teams "fan", not even my Alma Mater. There is more substance to my life than being a "fan".
But, I admire the hell out of the Nick Saban's of this world.
@7:58 - yes, a winner can be a dick, but he doesn't have to...it's a matter of choice and character.
I went to business school with a guy who made a few billion dollars in real estate, he's a killer when it comes to business, but when it comes to dealing with people, even critics, he couldn't be more deferential or polite. God help you if you cross him in a dishonest way, because he will destroy you, but if you come honest he will do anything for you. Maybe this is the difference between someone who feels entitled versus someone who knows where every penny he earned came from.
I have a lot more respect for successful people who treat others well, rather than seeking out opportunities to belittle others or just be an ass. It costs nothing to be nice.
It was a stupid question. Think what you want about Saban, but there’s not one school in the SEC that would not have loved to have had him as their coach, and enjoyed his many wins and championships.
Come to think of it, 7:23, you're right! All he needs is a madras sports jacket and high-water, lime green britches.
One could make the case that it was/is "dicks" who built the world we live in....NOT limp-dick millennials.
An Ed Orgeron interview is so much more entertaining.
" All he needs is a madras sports jacket and high-water, lime green britches."
Day'um . . . you remember the little 1980's Phi Delta Theta boys too !
In EVERY media conference, Saban shows up positioned behind his Coke bottle, loaded for bear, contentious, bristling, already poised to defeat, cocky, arrogant, assuming the worst, ready to fire a crippling blow at someone weaker than he is. Never changes, never will. I imagine these reporters hate like shit that their names got drawn to appear before his highness.
There are no more news reporters. Today they just want to give their opinion & since they are out to destroy all they can for ratings, I don’t think one can be too rude to one. I don’t blame Saban at all. You can be assured that if he had made a mistake, misspoken these clowns would try to destroy him, unless, of course, he is a democrat then all is forgiven.
He was so tired from being busy and stuttering, he didn’t hear the question and got sideways. This question was in “terms of one thing”. Saban is gonna cross the wrong person one day and get his ass beat. I hope he has a body guard. I’m sure he kinda knows the psychological disposition of the guy who asked the question. Aight! My dad used to talk to me like this and he’s still the only person that I will let do that without calling bluff. Hope y’all have a great week.
Saban is despised (yet respected for his accomplishments) by every other coach in America. Many junior coaches and assistants would like to serve a (brief) stint at Bama, but only for the resume bullet point and experience, certainly not so they can associate with an arrogant bully. He's a chort lil chit with a Napoleonic complex who survives by bullying and berating. He's perfumed with the stink of aloof arrogance.
Not saying he's not been successful, but, so were Sherman and Grant.
Coaches by the dozens contact Saban yearly to coach at Bama. Players from all over the country contact Bama about visiting and playing there. Former players come back to visit, workout, many making their home there during the off season. When Saban speaks people listen. If he is despised it is by jealous people who wish they had his smarts and wins coaching or wish he was coaching their team. Finally Saban could care less what people care about him. He has the respect from the people who matter, and he knows it. Put him at any university in the country, and people would be thrilled to have him coaching there.
Yeah, we took math, Nicky. Calculus, Diff. Eqs, etc.
Saban, you equal a doughnut - a 3-dimensional Zero.
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