Sunday, February 23, 2020

Don't Try This at Home

Nothing like someone dying for a cause, even if he is a flat-earther:


Deceased built a rocket so he could fly high enough to prove earth was flat.

26 comments:

Anonymous said...

He fought the law(s of physics) and the law(s) won.

Anonymous said...

He died yesterday. He was a flat earthed. Just proves that his stupidity went beyond believing the earth is flat-he was trying to get photographs “proving” the earth is flat.

Anonymous said...

What a dumbass

Anonymous said...

Fortunately for him he didn't get high enough to see the curvature of the earth. So his last thought was probably "See, I was right after all."

Anonymous said...

Looked like the parachute suffered premature ejaculation there...

Anonymous said...

Darwin for the win...

Anonymous said...

Flat Earthers are just like all the anti-vaccine parents playing Russian roulette with their children's lives. And birthers too.

Anonymous said...

He should have recognized the gravity of the situation

Anonymous said...

The earth ain’t flat...but it is hard.

Anonymous said...

Did you pack the chute? I thought you packed the chute! I didn’t pack the chute! Oh, $h!+

Anonymous said...

It was the sudden stop that got him....

Anonymous said...

What could go wrong? A GED grad and a rocket?

Anonymous said...

Sheesh, a private chartered plane would have been cheaper and more likely to achieve his goal. Would have gotten a lot higher too. On the ascent, about the time he was feeling 2-3 G’s, he was probably thinking, “What causes this strange force that keeps me from being able to lift my arm to take my camera out of my pocket!?!?” On the descent, well, he probably forgot all about that camera in his pocket when he realized his parachute had sheared off during launch.

Anonymous said...

Some people just have to do their own thing. I guess he never saw any images from space that NASA took of our round earth.

Anonymous said...

Failure to say "Hold my beer and watch this!" before activating launch sequence may lead to unpleasant consequences?!

Cynical Sam said...

Sometimes you're the windshield; sometimes you're the bug.

R Runner said...

Meep-meep!

Anonymous said...

"He should have recognized the gravity of the situation."

For the win.

Anonymous said...

While we're on the topic of stupid people, what about the two people who have been killed in the past week because they got too close to floats at Mardi Gras. Now the crewes are being forced to disassemble "tandem" floats over night so they can be used tomorrow.

As we say in the Army - You can't fix stupid........

Anonymous said...

Hit the Earth. Got flattened. I guess he was right. The worst thing is that people like that can vote.

Anonymous said...

He didn't prove the earth was flat, but he did confirm that he now is.

Moron.

Anonymous said...

Died Tryin To Make 'Murrica Grate Agin With His Rocket!

This hero needs a Presdiential Medal of Some Sort! Do we pitch Ivanka or Jared? Or JR?

Madison Rulz said...

Has the earmarks of The Flying Elvises, Utah Chapter.

Anonymous said...

I couldn’t see in the video but did it say ACME or Evil Knievel on the rocket 🚀

Anonymous said...

This is the reason everything has to have warning labels now!

Anonymous said...

7:46 I truly hope he was "up" on something... since this was to come... Hopefully he was screaming YEAH, YEAH !!! as he saw it coming...

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