Friday, February 21, 2020

The Color Purple Returns Sunday

The Color Purple returns to the big screen Sunday.  Check below for showtimes.






Malco
Sunday: 1 & 5

Tinseltown
Sunday: 1 & 5







21 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yawn.

Anonymous said...

I'll go yawn a step further. A notoriously inhumane, obnoxious and utterly contemptuous actress (if you can call her that). As if we don't see enough of her nasty self while scrolling channels in the mornings.

Anonymous said...

Excellent movie. We'll enjoy watching it on the big screen.

Anonymous said...

Forgive me for being ignorant but....so what ?

Anonymous said...

Seeing and listening to whoopi goldberg on TV is bad enough, but on the big screen would be painful. Then she got a set-aside oscar. BFD.

Anonymous said...

Awesome!

Anonymous said...

More revisionist history from The View.

Anonymous said...

I want to see Joy Behar and Elaine Johnson in a MMA ring.

Anonymous said...

The film offers a heavy dose of CATHARSIS, and is very entertaining, during the moments when our hearts are not being ripped-out-and-stomped-on. But it's also somewhat dangerous, considering that it's being viewed by vulnerable audiences as HISTORY. The Unisex, Socialist, "Folks' Pants" scene, is pretty CREATIVE, if anachronistic - particularly when the Protagonist, having morphed into a savvy merchant, takes a customer aside, to say, "I want you to see the new fabric I just got in from Memphis" - as if Memphis, in the Twentieth Century, were the farthest plausible source of fabric, and the Postal Service didn't operate nationwide.

The movie's "Social Issues", however, receive even more intense inventiveness - in a very dangerous way. It's FICTION - wildly INVENTIVE fiction. But not everybody will understand that.

Anonymous said...

Nasty woman. A true insult to the female species. Watching her on 'the big screen' would be like taking your kids to the mall to see Michael Moore dressed as Santa Claus.

Anonymous said...

Whoopie Goldberg is the reason I can't watch Star Trek TNG. And don't call me racist because the best Star Trek captain is Ben Sisko.

Anonymous said...

Don't cast a spell on me and my offspring for asking, but is this movie considered iconic based solely on the nasty period of time it represents? Maybe I missed something..?

Anonymous said...

You boys are afraid of a movie, no wonder your sons grow up to be woman beating wimps and your daughters grow up to allow it.

Just Sayin' said...

@7:14 AM - It's typical Hollywood fiction, politically correct, and viewed as true history by the white guilt sheeple.

Anonymous said...

Never liked Ofrah....never liked Whoopie....for that matter there are not many people I do like in Hollywood for that matter and I wish they would keep their political views to themselves. I’m gonna make a bet that most of them are seeing their revenues start to decline as viewers like myself choose not to spend money nor select a movie on cable with anyone of them in it. These people are paid for their entertainment abilities, not for for political statements.

Anonymous said...

@7:28 AM
I'm not afraid of a movie. But I don't have to learn twice not to eat poop (or watch Woopie Goldberg)

Anonymous said...

"Never liked Ofrah....never liked Whoopie....for that matter there are not many people I do like in Hollywood for that matter and I wish they would keep their political views to themselves. I’m gonna make a bet that most of them are seeing their revenues start to decline as viewers like myself choose not to spend money nor select a movie on cable with anyone of them in it. These people are paid for their entertainment abilities, not for for political statements."
February 23, 2020 at 9:22 AM

Why do you even GET cable? You're only helping to empower people who hate Traditional Americans. The MSM hates us. And that includes virtually the entirety of print media - including books (fail to follow a certain 'Content Code', and you don't get published), now, and even society and decorating mags, like Town & Country, Vanity Fair, and House & Garden. When it became apparent that we could no longer find books or mags which didn't support the 'Frankfurt School Agenda', we stopped buying them. Online, we don't click on MSM sites, if it can be helped, since clicks generate revenue.

Luckily, one can get news from truly Indie sources like Kingfish. And there IS 'Free TV', which delivers more than anyone could get around to watching.

Anonymous said...

There are enough snowflakes in these comments to build a snowman.

Anonymous said...

Why the hell would sane Americans pay good money to watch a woman with snakes on her head and other snakes coming out of her mouth and more emanating from her sphincter?

I'd rather watch a re-run of the Phoenix guy with the made up name spouting gibberish on the Academy stage.

Anonymous said...

Again, as I so often have to ask on this site, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?
This is an excellent movie with an incredible storyline, acting and singing. Good that your kind will stay away so that those of us with any taste will have more room.

Anonymous said...

Most of these guys commenting are pissed that Whoopie & Oprah has more money and they are about to get paid again.

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