Monday, December 24, 2018

Wow

Well, this is weird.  It was announced today that actor Kevin Spacey will be charged with felony sexual assault in Massachusetts.  However, the actor released a video where he acts in his Frank Underwood character from House of Cards.  So is he referring to his character or himself?



If you haven't seen the Netflix series (which got exponentially worse with each passing season), here is an example of a similar performance.


15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brilliant Underwood type move.

Anonymous said...

He has issues. I predict that he will "eat his gun" before the end of 2019.

Anonymous said...

Well, KF decided to nuke a post. What I did was cite facts:

When the scandal broke about his molesting boys, Spacey's IMMEDIATE response was to release a statement declaring himself gay. Because, you know, that will make everything alright. The same way Weinstein said, I've got to stick around to fight the NRA. So, "I'm gay," in Hollywood, supposedly makes things ok.

But KF thinks such a post is out of bounds.

But I think 5:44 is right: Dude will eat the barrel of a gun soon.

Anonymous said...

I agree with 5:44. He won’t make it much longer. He knows he will not survive in prison. By the way, can’t someone bring rape charges against William Jefferson Clinton?

Anonymous said...

OMFG. No chance this guy survives 2019.

Anonymous said...

I like it. Great actor and he deserves his spot back on House of Cards. I can’t remember why they wrote him off of it.

Anonymous said...

If you really think about it, all actors have a mental issue. They have to be in character for this movie or that movie then they have to go back and try to be who they were. It makes you wonder if they know they are not well. It would take a very mentally strong person not to get caught up in your character and it affect you and those around you. Take Heath Ledger for instance when he played the Joker in the Batman series of movies. It affected him so much he committed suicide. Very very sad to see a person of his intelligence and acting ability to end on such a bad note. He was impeccable in his role in The Patriot with Mel Gibson. Then we have people like Rosie O’Donnell who does nothing but spout hate and venom. We watch these actors and choose not to watche them due to their acting abilities. Some are great and some not so great. But, if you ask me, they all need mental health help and keep their mouths shut on political issues.

Anonymous said...

This guy is a mental case. But then again he is an actor.

Anonymous said...

He is literally in the same situation as Harvey Weinstein. It was likely well known in Hollywood that he was homosexual hebephile. Every aspiring young male actor who was willing to do anything for a shot would position themselves in his circle for a chance to either ride his coattails, or to blackmail him. Shame on him for having a taste for underage men. But also shame on those who aren't really victims and tried to use his fame to elevate themselves.

Anonymous said...

He will likely "eat a gun" but not his own. Zoom in on the mug, he's trying to take ALL the elite babybangers with him.

Anonymous said...

A good actor, but a troubled person.

Doug Stamper weeps.

Anonymous said...

Creepy....

Anonymous said...

He would’ve been perfect for the Lamar Adams biopic. What a waste.

Anonymous said...

He is going to try to blame all the usual suspects but in the end, it will all be Kaiser SoSe’s fault... not his....

Anonymous said...


"Stockbroker #1: [looking over the edge of the balcony] I think Alan Swann is beneath us!

Stockbroker #2: Of course he's beneath us. He's an actor!

Stockbroker #1: No! I think Alan Swann is beneath us right now!"

My Favorite Year, 1982, directed by Richard Benjamin.


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