Wednesday, December 5, 2018

Time to Get Drunk

It's that time of year and you know what it means: It's time for my award-winning egg nog recipe:
Ingredients: 1 cup bourbon 1 cup brandy 1 cup Tia Maria*
12 eggs, quart cream, quart half & half, 1/2 lb powdered sugar
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Directions: Separate eggs and combine booze and yolks and whisk in 1/2 lb of powdered sugar.
Store in fridge for 24 hrs. Keep the whites chilled also.

24 hrs later, whip cream in large bowl until thick, then add half & half and the yoke/booze mix.

Add the egg whites and whip till frothy.

Chill for a while before serving.

Get blowed up or bring to your next pancake social.

*Briarwood Package Store usually has a couple of bottles for sale.  Other dessert liqueurs such as Frangelico or Nocello can be used but Tia Maria is the best. 

21 comments:

Messick said...

Panty-Dropper in a Punchbowl


Anonymous said...

How special it is to use a blog to encourage people to get sauced.
Because nothing says Christmas like a bunch of plastered idiots.
Stupid me thinking Christmas is all about something else.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish, just because your metabolism and physique are impeccable, doesn't mean that ours are. I will stick to my grande skinny almond milk mocha with blonde espresso and save my skin and waste line from more grief.

Anonymous said...

Nothing says 'Baby Jesus' like a drunk on eggnog. I agree with you 11:51!

Anonymous said...

11:51

I'll bet the only reason you have sex is for the sole purpose of procreation.

Anonymous said...

Lighten up, Francis.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish has published his egg nog recipe every year for about 10 years. This is his egg nog and it's great. The "get drunk" in the headline is tongue-in-cheek.

You people need to lighten up!

Anonymous said...

Lighten up indeed! Why are some of you wound so tight?

Anonymous said...

What do you think reading the Clarion Ledger encourages you to do? At least Kingfish provides a recipe.

Anonymous said...

Damn! Why do some even read the blog. I love good eggnog. Get a life

Anonymous said...

We should start a kingfish drinking game. How about every time someone posts "perception of crime" you take 2 drinks. Every time the word "thug" is posted you take 2 drinks. That will probably be enough rules to get everyone tanked for the next few weeks.

Anonymous said...

Add nutmeg and cinnamon. A good eggnogcannot due without these seasonings. My mom’s used only Kentucky whiskey for the alcohol portion

and all the above.

Anonymous said...

Christmas memories:

Mom in the kitchen before God gets up. By the time the rest of us were up, a mound of pancakes and sausage already cooked were warming in the oven. My brother-in-law drinking a cold bud while cooking the bacon on an electric skillet and talking away with mom. Christmas day was drop in with a family of 8 kids. You were welcome for breakfast, brunch or dessert and coffee. Neighbors and anyone without family were welcome and often we had a menagerie of people. The kitchen was open from 5am till midnight. If you indulged, you slept in spare rooms and living rooms. She made it so easy on in-laws who had other family plans. Miss her so much.

Anonymous said...

Never trust a man who can't hold his liquor.......... Or begrudges a man who can hold his liquor and occasionally enjoys a drink.

But Mississippi still has enough fundamentalist 'dries' who demand a return to prohibition. Somehow they have an original script of the Bible that specifies Welch's Grape Juice just like the original text said, wink-wink-nod-nod.

Anonymous said...

I may try it Kingfish. Just curious-what award did it win ?

Anonymous said...

1:51 That was priceless- LMAO Cheers

Anonymous said...

December 5, 2018 at 1:51 PM
Your cheesy insults fall short. If fact, I have no insult that could cause more hurt than your life really is.
The only reason the rest of you chime in with the "lighten up" phrase is because you have to make excuses for your less than acceptable lifestyle.

Comeback if you will, it will be meaningless.

Messick said...

Some here are already not following the directions:


"Keep the whites chilled.."

Anonymous said...

10:27

You deem others, who are not exactly like you, as possessing a "...less than acceptable lifestyle"?

Anonymous said...

10:27. My lifestyle is very acceptable. Many, many of us can have a drink that contains alcohol without getting “drunk”. I am sorry that if doing so makes me unacceptable in your view. I would guess that you also find those of a different religion, race, sexual orientation or political view unacceptable. I’ll just continue my lifestyle while you continue your evidently bland existence. My apology if I misinterpreted your statement. Merry Christmas

Anonymous said...

How long will it keep in the fridge? Also, how thick to whip the cream? All the way to whipped cream with peaks or less than that? I’m totally making this and want to get it perfect! Thanks for sharing as always. Merry Christmas.


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