Thursday, October 12, 2017

Even the plants aren't safe.

JPD issued the following press release.

The attached surveillance video footage was retrieved from the Central Mississippi Health Services located at 1134 Winter St.  This location has experienced at least two prior burglaries in the last several months.  The most recent theft was captured on surveillance in early September.

The video appeared to capture what is believed to be an earlier model Dodge Ram pickup truck, possibly maroon or burgundy in color with no tag.  Three males, two believed to be white males and one believed to be a black male are observed exiting the vehicle.  A fourth individual, believed to be a white female can be seen inside the vehicle but never appeared to have exited the vehicle.

The Jackson Police Department needs assistance in identifying these individuals seen in the surveillance video that are possibly linked to the burglaries.  Anyone with information leading to the identity of these individuals or any information regarding the crimes that occurred at this location, are asked to contact Police at 601-960-1234 or at 601-355-TIPS(8477).


Anonymous said...

Looks legit to me, maybe they're repo agents for the local nursery.

Anonymous said...

Free the plants by any means necessary!

Anonymous said...

Le Roux, KF? Showing your age.

Anonymous said...

Jackson is a sanctuary crime city and the best place to steal plants because the HindsCo Justice system is so limp, er, soft on crime.

Anonymous said...

Probably some local landscaper planning to put the plant in a clients yard and charge them premium for it.

Kingfish said...


Anonymous said...

I have news for those 'clients', 4:32. That's a tropical plant. First big frost, and it's dead.

IT'S A TRAP! said...

It's obvious that this is a ploy by A.G. Jim Hood to set up R.S.S. with discussing planted evidence with Whitey in the Pokey.

Anonymous said...

A young white male, wears his cap with the bill to the front, and wears khaki, saggy britches. Sort of labels him as being from the country, don't you think?

Anonymous said...

"A young white male, wears his cap with the bill to the front, and wears khaki, saggy britches. Sort of labels him as being from the country, don't you think?" October 12, 2017 at 5:46 PM

Those look like gray sweatpants to me. There's one frame where the waistband looks gathered/elasticized. And look how they're pegged at the ankle.

In any event, country boys in Mississippi haven't worn baggy khakis, since the 1950s. Bluejeans have been standard since the '60s. Well....except for in the movies. In the movies, present-day country menfolk wear khakis with suspenders. And the womenfolk in those movies go out on the porch to comb their hair dry, since we Mississippians don't have blow-driers or air-conditioners, ya know.

Anonymous said...

You know the city of Jackson is getting in bad shape when the thugs start stealing potted plants. Isn't there some street signs and wire they can steal?

Anonymous said...

The solutions to Jackson's redevelopment and gentrification:

1. Free the tax payers!
2. Remove ALL of the non-tax payers. This alone will result in a new leadership.

Anonymous said...

Best be checking with the local backquacks- that poor lifting technique will cause some long term issues...

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