Monday, November 3, 2014


Melanie Sojourner actually filed her annual campaign finance report:


Anonymous said...

She accepted money from the Koch brothers according the report. Yep the Tea Party is just like every other party.

Anonymous said...

MS Power PAC gave her $300.00. Imagine it didn't hurt when it came time to vote on Kemper bond money.

Anonymous said...

She is a beautiful woman who was on the right side of a just cause that just might have helped save our nation. Hopefully she can put this behind her now and get back to doing the people's business. Hopefully Chris will run for governor and she will run for lt. governor and Mississippi will be saved from the greed and corruption they have fought so hard and so courageously against.

Anonymous said...

"Hopefully Chris will run for governor and she will run for lt. governor"

God I hope so. That would be so much fun. I mean, I wouldn't vote for them. And they wouldn't win. But that would be so much fun!

Anonymous said...

" Hopefully Chris will run for governor and she will run for lt. governor and Mississippi will be saved from the greed and corruption they have fought so hard and so courageously against."

And a pony. Don't forget to wish for a pony. An anti-corruption pony.

Anonymous said...

"Hopefully Chris will run for governor and she will run for lt. governor"

They would be smashed like two lost Armadillos who wandered onto the center lane of the Natchez Trace. It would not be a pretty sight. Better for them to stay in the cover of the piney woods and off the main roads.

Hope Bob Dearing is ready to take her out of the Senate. She is wasting time there.

Anonymous said...

Diddly Squat! The total amount of money she raised would not pay for one night out on a serious binge for Haley up in his home in DC. Ms. Kay spends that much at the make-up counter over at the mall in Chevy Chase.

Anonymous said...

It's not about money anymore. The true conservatives are fed up with the fat cats ruining our country and keeping our state at the bottom. Chris and Melanie have my allegiance and support, and you will be shocked to see how many others feel the same way.

Anonymous said...


You are right, and we will get the chance to be shocked if she decides to run again.

Problem is, you may be shocked to find out how many people are tired of the psycho babble from some of you crazies. Between the pyramid network marketer/Political self proclaimed know-it-all, Brewster, who needs another person dumb enough to sign up for some snake oil before the end of the month and nut bags loading their pistolas, seems to me I know who is going to be shocked.

I will wait with baited breath to see the results.

Good Night,

Anonymous said...

I'm confused. I can't seem to figure out what a 'true conservative' really is. The definition seems to be super pissed off and ready to shoot.
I mean my god, what a strategy. I don't want to die because I vot d the wrong way.
I could be wrong about all of this, So please someone explain to me the real face of the 'true conservative' movement.
Anyone? If im going to have to hear about forever, I deserve to know what it really means besides the vague line of 'limited government'.

Anonymous said...

Off topic but I just received a telephone call from THE PRESIDENT telling me to help him advance his program by voting for Childers. I guess I will have to be a True Conservative and do same.

Anonymous said...

I hope Chris and Melanie do give up their Senate seats to run for statewide office. When they lose, we will be rid of them for good.

Anonymous said...

A true conservative is someone with the intestinal fortitude to stand up to the Communist agenda being pushed through by the establishment of both parties and the strength of character to resist the temptation to sell out to wealthy manipulators who are willing to destroy our nation to enrich themselves. True conservatives don't just talk about being against big government. They refuse to be part of the problem. Sadly, there isn't a true conservative on the ballot Tuesday,but WE WILL BE BACK!

Anonymous said...

While I agree with the many that hope to see her (and boyfriend Crissy) run for statewide in 2015 - so that we can watch them lose together - let's go back to the so-called 'campaign finance report. Looks to me like she is claiming some travel expenses that were not related to 'campaign' - at least, not to her campaign. And is she also claiming lodging in Jackson for a period of time she was supposed to be in the legislature? If so, that certainly isn't a 'campaign expense'. But for someone that couldn't get around to filing her report on time because she was too busy working on Chris's staff, guess we shouldn't be worried about honesty and accuracy - we should just be happy that this constitutional conservative decided to comply with the laws that relate to her position.

Anonymous said...

9:52 illustrates that part of being a "true conservative" is not knowing that you're a nutjob.

Anonymous said...

According to the Chris McDaniel Facebook page, the definition of conservative is somebody with a (D) beside their name who dawns a perfectly groomed mustache' and votes with the other (D's) in Washington. They are also somehow still convinced that writing in Chris McDaniel will actually work.

Anonymous said...

I'd rather explain to my grandchildren, if I'm able to learn Spanish at that age, that I wrote in Chris McDaniel than admit I participated in the destruction of our once great nation. Fortunately this won't be his last campaign. Next time we will be ready for the dirty tricks and we will elect the candidate with honor and integrity. Better enjoy the steaks and cigars at Tico's while you can because we start cleaning up the mess at home first, then it's on to DC. Fight Chris Fight!

Anonymous said...

9:52pm It's clear you never took a political science course but couldn't you at least buy a dictionary?

All 3 parties ( including the Tea Party now as they aren't really GOP) have done a good job of convincing their bases that conservatism or liberalism is what they say it is.

Who cares about actual philosophy and what is or isn't consistent with a philosophy?

Let's try a different approach. Ask yourself why millions are raised to be elected to a job that pays thousands? How is it that those elected to office from any party leave office wealthier than when they took office? HMMMM?

Could it be too many gullible people buy into the snake oil the parties are selling you? Could it be you're so busy spouting party drivel that you don't notice your pocket being picked?

Or are you one of the pick pockets
9:52 pm?

Anonymous said...

You people that say that Chris would be smashed seem to forget that he won the majority of REPUBLICAN votes.

Anonymous said...

The funny thing about Melanie is she has tons of "establishment" support in 2011. The statewides campaigned for her, donated, and helped her win. It was a great win over a longtime incumbent.

Then she met Chris...

Anonymous said...

Many of whom have now abandoned him never to return again. I love how folks throw around the 185k number like it is a monolithic ( large, powerful, and intractably indivisible and uniform. for you folks in Jones County)
group. Tonight you will find it's between 15k-25k diehards. Not enough to win anything statewide.

Anonymous said...

9:12 - your lie is a wonderful statistic that is being pushed by you, Chris, Melanie and a couple hundred other crazies. There is absolutely no proof of this "majority" number you claim. Take your crap and crawl back into your hole.

I hope that your folks (Chris, Melanie, Michael, Tony, and others) all jump into statewide races next year. It will be a good way for them to get a dose of reality - along with you and the few idiots that continue to believe the b/s that have been fed to them.

If we are lucky, Noel will stay around to fund preachers and C Johnson to spread the manure around the state. Then he can tuck his tail and run back to DC never to come back.

Anonymous said...

12:57 keep repeating this fairy tale and maybe some of your buddies at the country club may actually start believing it. We know we had a REPUBLICAN majority, and there's evidence that those numbers have grown now that the establishment's true colors are showing so clearly that even those who aren't very engaged in politics can see them for what they really are.

Drink up. We won't get fooled again.

Anonymous said...

Why no comments on CM's sequel to War and Peace he wrote on his worthless page about Haley? Will the kookiness ever stop? Did he ever come out in support of the party ?

Daniel Mack said...

Is Mark Mayfield the one that called Melanie at 1 AM about the Kelly arrest?

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
You people that say that Chris would be smashed seem to forget that he won the majority of REPUBLICAN VOTES.

November 4, 2014 at 9:12 AM

Ah, me. Keep repeating that, maybe it'll become more true. The reality is, Chris has hurt his image pretty badly with his antics during and after the primary. What hurts him also is his unwillingness to take any responsibility for things he could control- he uses people within his "group" to say the things he wants to but doesn't want to actually say in the public, and then he'll say he had no part in it. Problem is, there's an established pattern of idiocy surrounding him that has never gone away. Eventually you figure out who's feeding the rats the cheese.

I will never advocate for him or anyone who surrounded themselves with him once this thing passed a certain line. By that, I mean specifically Michael Watson, Melanie Sojournor, etc. and much of his more rabid fan base. No thanks, kooks.

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