Tuesday, November 4, 2014

Rules? What rules?

Ali Shamsid-Deen peeps are handing out these sample ballots at the Belhaven College precinct:


Darryl Hamilton said...

I'm surprised that they haven't pre-selected Travis Childers as well.

Anonymous said...

I'm insufficiently up on election law.

What rule has "Friends of Bennie Thompson" violated?

Anonymous said...

Shamsiddeen has thugs all over northeast Jackson doing illegal things and harassing drivers at major intersections. He and his supporters are a bunch of fools who give the middle finger to the judicial rules committee even after a public reprimand. He should be REMOVED as a municipal judge.
Jackson VOTE WEILL!!

Anonymous said...

I'm surprised that they haven't pre-selected.....

Dot Benford likes this.
And that egg-sucking dog.

Anonymous said...

Things are looking good for ShamsidDeen. Good think Weill was a super successful mediator and has that to fall back on.

Anonymous said...

It's a nonpartisan effort to ride Bennie G.'s coattails into office. As I was leaving fire station #5 (Not Bennie's district, Bennie was not on the ballot) there were two well-fed gals standing amongst a sea of signs for candidates that were actually on the ballot. I noticed one of them holding a blue sign that was obviously different from the multitude of signs surrounding them. It was, of course, a Bennie Thompson sign being held adjacent to a Shamsid-Deen sign as the two dedicated volunteers moved in unison like a pair of conjoined circus folk dancing to the same nonpartisan rhythm.

Anonymous said...

Hahahaha in your dreams. Weill has this in the bag! Keep streaming to the polls Weill supporters! Let's show this jerk face what losing really means. A huge victory margin for Weill will hurt Shamsiddeen and his team of race baiting fools even more after they broke all the rules trying to keep up.

Anonymous said...

the 'rule' that was broken was by the one wanting to be a judge - AMS. It is against the Judicial Cannons to be a candidate for judicial office and to associate yourself with any other candidate - particularly a partisan candidate. In early '90s the judicial offices were made non-partisan. When they did that they tried to make it illegal for a party to endorse a judicial candidate but that was quickly kicked out by the federal courts. But the Cannons still restrict candidates from the association.

When AMS workers were passing out these sample ballots that puts AMS in violation of the very thing that the Special Committee sanctioned him about last weekend.

Anonymous said...

I only wish I could vote for Weill again in light of this. But alas, my vote for his is already in.

Anonymous said...

I don't think sample ballots violate any rules whatsoever. Northeast Jackson still has enough whites to defeat Ali. Probably not next election however.

Anonymous said...

One of ShamalamaDingDong's sign wavers on State Street, near Millsaps, was standing a top several pulled up and discarded Cochran and Harper signs this afternoon.

Anonymous said...

I am surprised that I haven't seen anything on the Tea Party endorsement of Childers here.

Anonymous said...

In neighborhood surrounding the Oak Forest Elementary precinct Childers was selected...Bennie was not...I'm an advocate for Jackson, raised here enjoyed Jackson as a child in the 90's early 00's but hope seems to be lost, well has been for a while, with this administration and it's cronies.The hole seems to get deeper and deeper

Anonymous said...

Looks like the racist asshat won.

Welcome to Madison, white people!

People Everywhere said...

8:52 you may be a moron.

Check with the closest person next to you

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