Saturday, October 25, 2014

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Anonymous said...

Egg Bowl tickets just went from $850 each to $25 each.

Where's that "Fall of the Tribe of Hotty Toddy" again?

Anonymous said...

Poor game management. Tough place to win if you
screw up the communication.

Anonymous said...

That's cold, man.

Anonymous said...

Ever since Ole Miss has started to deny its heritage, I hope the university goes belly up. You ole miss fans are a bunch of cowards that let the rest of the nation bully you around. Have some respect for the university greys. You aren't the fucking land sharks. You aren't the black bears. You're the rebels, and your flag is the confederate flag.

Anonymous said...

Hugh Freeze drives a Prius.

Colonel Webel voted for Obama

GTHOM

Anonymous said...

That's great, keep pulling for the team that worships Mary Landrieu's keg stands and Edwin Edwards leading the homecoming parade. LScrew

Kingfish said...

Actually I like Freeze. Class act and good coach. He called the right play, it was his qb that decided to be a hero and go Rex Grossman "hey y'all watch this, I got it". LSU got in Bo's head. Mouthing off to the fans, really? Score should have been 20-3 as although LSU got a gift at the end, it gave some gifts too in the first half, particularly in the end zone.

Anonymous said...

6:54
I agree, although you must realize that those changes resulted from the 'ivory tower' intellectuals that run the school. I would have never even thought that 'ole miss' was a reference to a slave. Leave it to a die hard intellectual to tell you otherwise. 'Ole miss' as in the State of Mississippi perhaps?
Again, leave it to the intellectuals to link the name to some distant custom of slavery.
When they get done with it, it will be known as the University of Mississippi unicorns for all we know.

Anonymous said...

I have a friend that played for ole miss in the last 50's and early 60's, a four year starter. He said that wallace is a thug and no a "good guy". He went on to say that prescott is a "good boy" and is the real deal. That is saying a lot coming from what I call a "real" ole miss fan.

Anonymous said...

Not trying to kiss up, but KF nailed it. Even in BR that was an easily winnable game. Bo started acting like a child, and the passes starting sailing, and that was it.

Anonymous said...

Agree with Kingfish and I am a State guy. Freeze is a good coach and called the right play but Wallace decided to do his own thing. Have to hand it to LSU they never gave up.

Anonymous said...

She's crying because her hair cannot measure up to the coiffed masterpiece that is Beautiful Bro Ballace. Hobby Lobby. Did you notice how dazzling he looked while running to hide in the locker room with time still on the clock?

Anonymous said...

Ms. State didn't look like a No.1 team. UK handed them all they wanted.

Anonymous said...

6:54 Surely you are not suggesting Dan Jones is an intellectual? All this black bear business started with Robert, he maybe an intellectual, but I cant think of another "intellectual" in administration at UM.

Anonymous said...

As a Mississippi State fan, I wholeheartedly concur with 6:54. Ole Miss needs to go all in with its Confederate heritage. Festoon the campus with the stars and bars. Dress the marching band in confederate grays. This is especially important in recruiting. It sure would make a lasting impression if Hugh Freeze pulled up in young Kendrick's or Laquon's yard with a fife and drum band playing Dixie, and told mom that Ole Miss would her son just like he would've been treated back in the glory days of the Old South.

Anonymous said...

If only Ole Miss fans could enjoy anything as much as Mississippi State fans enjoy seeing Ole Miss lose. If Ole Miss were on a bye, Bulldogs would be wringing their hands over their team's performance against Kentucky. Lucky for them, that wasn't the case and their unique inferiority complex allows the fans to focus on what they really care about: Ole Miss losing. Heaven forbid they just cheer for their own team and hope for a better performance next week. You know, like every other fanbase would do.

Not sure if the comments on "terdishuns" are from State fans but if so, they have been more than welcome to adopt said "terdishuns" for quite some time. So STFU.

Tread lightly Bulldogs. You're starting to creep up on Bama and Florida State as the dumbest fanbase in the country.

Anonymous said...

It truly is a shame that the only thing that matters at our institutions of higher learning is football, and football recruits.

Anonymous said...

Terdishuns?????
How about trying to sell a lie to the rest of America in the name of political correctness.
I can see why col. Reb was seen as a personification of slavery and racism, but in the name of racial neutrality/ equality I beg to differ with the idea of the new 'blackbear' official RACEBAITING mascot.
Now you're stuck with an unofficial mascot known as land shark because the idea of 'the blackbear' mascot is equally as ridiculous as the so called slave master. Come up with a mascot that doesn't pander to race and we'll come to a general consensus known as compromise as to what's best if the change is indeed called for in this day and age. it seems rational minds have chosen the land shark.
But, I'm just a dumba** 'other fan' that knows nothing so therefor my argument is a moot point, right?

Go ahead and criticize my grammar while you're at it.

Anonymous said...

Kingfish is a typical delusional Ole Myth homer. The score shoulda been 20-3? What game were you watching? LSU manhandled OM up front all night and if not for some first half miscues LSU wins by 10. I love the OM meltdown though. As usual it's injuries, the refs, and Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer that cost them the game. Lol you guys got dominated in the trenches and got your ass kicked.
Hobby Lobby!

Anonymous said...

1:08: The Black Bear is a Faulkner reference. But you wouldn't know anything about that.

"But, I'm just a dumba** 'other fan' that [sic] knows nothing so therefor [sic] my argument is a moot point, right?"

Bingo.

Pittpanther said...

I just saw James Meridith laughing his a** off.

The curse continues...

Anonymous said...

And exactly what does Faulkner have to do with ole miss football as of today?
( the old and boring vs. the young and vibrant)
In the name of "turdishans" and reality, as I'm informed the rebels/ Blackbears started a hand signal on the field known as a 'landshark'. There's your new and improved FOOTBALL BASED "turdishan" which can easily be turned into a mascot.
Alas, continue on in your Oxford bubble if you wish because we all know that's what will happen.
But know this, you guys are on the 'main stage' that is known as ESPN and people don't know what to reference you as when rooting for or against you.
There is no solidarity.
3 different options 1) rebels 2) blackbear 3) landsharks
Brilliant marketing strategy, just brilliant.
The trifecta of multiple personality disorder in college football.
The unholy trinity of confusion.

Anonymous said...

5:35: That's the secret to winning football games. Uniformity of marketing! By jove we have ourselves a genius here! If only Freeze knew that before the LSU game, the outcome would have been different. I'll be sure to spread the word to the Tide/Elephants and Tigers/War Eagles.

This is fun. Friendly advice: Stop.


Anonymous said...

Sorry, but Ellishugh was clearly the better team on the field last night. Gained over 400 on the "best defense in the country" including running for 200 between the tackles. Outgained Ole Miss by 100. Tigers had 22 First Downs to 15 for the Webels. Ole Miss could easily end the regular season at 8-4. Anyone who can run has a good chance to beat them and all three SEC opponents left can run the ball down their throats.

Kingfish said...

Kingfish is a typical delusional Ole Myth homer. The score shoulda been 20-3? What game were you watching? LSU manhandled OM up front all night and if not for some first half miscues LSU wins by 10. I love the OM meltdown though. As usual it's injuries, the refs, and Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer that cost them the game. Lol you guys got dominated in the trenches and got your ass kicked.
Hobby Lobby!


Are you stupid? LSU missed a chip shot field goal, fumbled in the endzone, and Ole Miss converted that turnover into a scoring drive. Yes, LSU could've been up 20-3. Yes, you are stupid.

Anonymous said...

.....and I thought the republican primary was divisive.
Halloween coming up with potential ebola patient in Memphis....
This is going to be fun.
Get ready for the public wig out if it's comfirmed.

Death Valley, you earned your name.

Anonymous said...

Tell her to look in the aper and see that OleMiss is 7-1 and currently in 7th place while LSU
gotta play Bama and is 7-2 and in 16th place

Anonymous said...

10/26 @ 11:57 - you must be a typical Ole Miss fan. All this crap about "we should love both teams and support them both since they are both from MS" is a load of crap. I am a State fan through and through - 4th generation graduate from Moo U as you retards from OM like to call it. I will not EVER, let me repeat, EVER cheer for the Ole Miss landshark black bear rebel bruised ego pompous asses better than everyone mentality as long as I am breathing on this earth. No matter the sport, I want MSU to win and Ole Miss to lose (and anyone else who is playing that I don't like). You can go back to your fantasy land of "Heaven forbid they just cheer for their own team and hope for a better performance next week. You know, like every other fanbase would do." If this is truly what you think, then you must not be a true fan.

Go to hell Ole Miss.

Besides - anyone who has two cuss words in their "chant" and teaches that to kids, with pride mind you, is TRASH.

Anonymous said...

9:37 AM - keep on making those videos clanging that cowbell.
I like the one you made with the bull standing in the background and the 'trophy' deer mounted in the back.

As far as kids go, at least our kids will be able to hear.

Anonymous said...

KF - agree that LSU could have had 20, but how do you get the 3 for OM rather than the 7 they posted on the board?

Anonymous said...

To all the OM fans that are crying over the idiotic play of their beloved/hated Bo - just realize that you lost the chance to tie this game the same way that Bama lost to you a couple of weeks ago. A stupid pass that was intercepted.

Only difference is that Bama could have thrown it out of the endzone and had a chance for another "winning" play. OM had a chance of a tie and sudden death.

But the fact is that what comes around doesn't just go around - it comes back to bite you in the butt!

Anonymous said...

9:37 -- which shoulder do you prefer to carry your chip on, and more importantly, just how long have you carried your inferiority complex regarding Ole Miss/MSU?

Anonymous said...

Why don't you two clowns knock it off and just get along. Good Lord it is a football game.

Anonymous said...

It appears that some people feel their station in life is determined by 85 18 to 22 year old kids.

Good Lord woman get a grip. You could be their mother for crying out loud! Don't let Ole miss football validate or ruin your life!

Anonymous said...

Woman?! That was a woman? Looks like Emo Phillips.
Damn, Ole Miss can't even get a good looking woman on TV these days.

Anonymous said...

The inferiority complex argument seems off base. OM has lost 4 of the last 5 against MSU. MSU has more wins since the the game went back to the campuses in the early 90s, has been to Atlanta and found themselves atop both major polls. When does the special-ness of telling themselves that they're better stop being enough for the Rebs?

Anonymous said...

9:28 It never ends. Just look at the full page ads UM is buying in the Clarion Ledger these last two weeks. Why? Because MSU is basking in a brighter light, and little brother can't stand it.

Anonymous said...

Bottom line is that both schools have had a tremendous amount of success and exposure.
The State of Mississippi has been shown in a tremendously positive light, contradicting the stereotypical portrayals of the south. Miss St has it work cut out for itself having to go to Alabama and play a very tough road game. Ole Miss just got thru playing a very tough road game. Both teams, as they say control their own destinies which sounds good but you still have to win the games. Every team in NCAA was in control of its own destiny at the start of the season.

Lets just sit back and enjoy the last few games and cheer our respective teams, rememebering that they are the ones playing on the field , not us.

ALEA JACTA EST !!!



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