Friday, June 20, 2014

Indecent things and boobs

Warning: Mature adult language.  

Mississippi once again made the headlines at not Fox News, not PMSNBC, not even CBS but... Comedy Central.  Colbert had a field day with Senator Cochran this week.



Don't see what the big deal is.  Some of you must have been raised by helicopter moms and X-boxes.  I took indecent things to animals to mean what we did to critters as kids.  Fire ant beds? Nothing like gasoline and matches.  Snakes? Hello shovels. Beat them up good and then give them to the cat to play with while it they were still alive.  Birds in trees? Slingshots.  Then there was the good ole bb gun.  Then there is the ad about McDaniel saying something about boobies when he had a radio talk show.  I will let none other than Keith Olberman explain.



 Or in her own words:



Read her blog post from the campaign. Its veeery entertaining.  Drug use. Being denied visitation to brother in jail because she wore no panties.  Yes, this is exactly the sort of material a radio talk show host dreams of in a gubernatorial candidate.  I can't think of a talk show host who wouldn't make fun of it.  Good thing for local radio talk show hosts that a group of men didn't come out with a PAC that had the name "Cocks for Coch".  

16 comments:

Anonymous said...

Now that is funny, I don't care who you are voting for!!

Anonymous said...

Loretta is actually quite articulate.

Anonymous said...

that colbert clip on cochran is AWARD-WINNING! best thing i've seen in a very long itme...thank you, mr. fish, for giving me some laughs today...8-)

Anonymous said...

Whether u agree with her or not I love her honesty! I would vote for her just because you would not be lied to! at least you know where she's coming from and you would get an honest answer. sick and tired of all these politicians that have been in office too long and underhandedly manipulate the taxpayers. it is a discredit to all of us!

Anonymous said...

Once Gallo over at SuperMSGOP radio watches that Colbert clip he'll fall over with a coronary.

Anonymous said...

ROFLMAO! Love it!

Anonymous said...

That is funny! When is the election?

Anonymous said...

Check out the New York Times Article on Chris McDaniel and John Davis (age 77 and smarter than Chris) - seems Mr. McDaniel's reaction to be asked legitimate questions at the Kroger coffee club in Jackson on I-55 is to yell at an elderly gentleman - I would like the answer - how are you going to accomplish all this stuff you are promising when you obviously do not know what you are talking about...

Anonymous said...

I don't personally find a dandy set of boobs indecent. Flaunt 'em if you've got 'em.

Anonymous said...

How did Thad fail to accomplish all the stuff he's been offering over 40 years?

Anonymous said...

@ 6:40....

Lame attempt at deflection. Can't you see we're discussing comedy and boobs?

Oh, and animals. Thad said, don't forget the animals.
:)

Anonymous said...

Hey Thad did you stump break a cow or pork a pig? I know everybody says you can bring home the pork but look out because a pig will squeal on you. Did Haley help you by holding the pig or did he have a turn himself?

Anonymous said...

No, we mustn't forget Thad's animals. It helps jog his memory of those wonderful days on the farm. Baaaaaaa.

Anonymous said...

Pray tell Chicago trip, ALEC, Sojourner, MKlaniel, the bus.....non issues when the campaign was so low key and amateur. Then the attempted vote steal at the Hinds County courthouse and the vote theft. and then Clayton Kelly represented the campaign and it got ugly. Melanie, did you think you and Chris wouldn't get caught under the White Sheets. And I don't mean under a burning cross.

Anonymous said...

Skin Haley down to buck nekkid and tell me he don't look just like a pig. But he will never squeal on Thad.

Anonymous said...

Please don't vote for McDaniel. He'll say the dumbest, most embarrassing things. He'll subject Mississippi to national ridicule. He'll say things we don't want to have to explain to our children and grandchildren. Please don't vote for that witless tool.

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